Narrator: It was a peaceful day in Forest chat. First, there was the righteous Captain Falcon...who...was hitting on Des...
Captain_Falcon hits on Des
<Desdemona> ...
<emeraldfox_09> :o
<Denning> FALCON HIT!!
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon is very sorry to Des.
<Denning> It missed...
<Desdemona> The curse of being the only girl in this chat right now.
<emeraldfox_09> :I
<Denning> AT LEAST WE'RE NOT RAEPISTS
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon would like to apologize
<Captain_Falcon> To Des
<Nightmarre> Lol
<emeraldfox_09> lol
Narrator: But then...the unexpected happened!
Captain: WHAT YOU SAY !!
<Gheb> SPEAK FOR YOURSELF DENNING
<emeraldfox_09> ...
<Captain_Falcon> FALCON PUNCH
<Desdemona> Wut.
<Denning> LOOK AT THE AD ON MY THREAD
* Captain_Falcon Captain Falcon battles Gheb epicly
<emeraldfox_09> I'm listening to battle for storm hill...
<Gheb> ROOOAAARRR
* Denning crits Captain_Falcon for OVER 9000!! damage with 0 crit percent
<emeraldfox_09> And it's awesome. *w*
* Captain_Falcon FALCON KICKS Gheb
<emeraldfox_09> But I like Bramble Blast a little more. :/
* Gheb r**** Captain_Falcon
<Desdemona> o_O
<emeraldfox_09> ?
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon is to Asexual for that.
* Gheb r**** anyway
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon is going to PUNCH Gheb's PENISH if he doesn't stop.
=-= Denning is now known as Richter_Bellmant
<Richter_Bellmant> YOU STEAL MEN'S VIRGINITY, AND MAKE THEM YOUR SLAVES
* Gheb r**** some more
* Captain_Falcon FALCON KICKS Gheb's Penish
<Gheb> AHHHHHHHHHHH
* Gheb roars in pain
<Richter_Bellmant> YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL, MANKIND ILL NEEDS A RAPIST LIKE YOU.
<Gheb> XD
<Gheb> *XD
<Captain_Falcon> YOU WON'T RAPE ANYMORE INNOCENT PEOPLE GHEB
<Gheb> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
* Captain_Falcon FALCO PUNCH!!!!
* Gheb r**** innocent people
<Richter_Bellmant> SPIRIT... GUN!!!
<Captain_Falcon> FALCON PUNCH
<Richter_Bellmant> OHWAIT
<Richter_Bellmant> I'M NOT YUSUKE
<Captain_Falcon> Richter we must work together to beat Gheb
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon said,
=-= Richter_Bellmant is now known as Bob
* Bob farts.
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon says screw that.
* Gheb r**** innocent people
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon Knee's Ghebs PENISH
<Gheb> RAAAAARRRRGH
<Captain_Falcon> COME ON...BLUE FALCON
=-= Bob is now known as Guest3359
* Captain_Falcon turns Gheb into Falcon road Kill
* Gheb tries to r*** Captain_Falcon but fails
<Gheb> TOO PAINFUL
<Captain_Falcon> DIE
<Gheb> CANNOT...R***...
<Gheb> NOOOOO
* Gheb gets squished flat
* Captain_Falcon FALCON PUNCH's GHEB TO A BLOODY PULP
* Gheb becomes a bloody pulp
<Captain_Falcon> Captain Falcon has completed his mission.
-->| noremac (darkmyst@66.235.11.31797) has joined #Serenes_Forest
=-= Guest3359 is now known as Bob
<--| Captain_Falcon has left #Serenes_Forest
* Bob eats Gheb's pulp
<Gheb> Ew
<Bob> NOREMAC ODDNARPS
<emeraldfox_09> lol
=-= Bob is now known as Blue_Falcon
<Gheb> FUCKING GROSS
<Desdemona> Hi Noremac.
<emeraldfox_09> Listening to 25m BGM is very fun! :D
<noremac> hey
<emeraldfox_09> IT'S THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! :3
<Blue_Falcon> GHEB
<Blue_Falcon> BOB IS YOUR FATHER
<Gheb> NOoooo
<Blue_Falcon> AND WHEN WILL YOU GET OUT OF THAT COSPLAY SUIT?!