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Charmeleonbrah

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  1. Why not get a bunch of large tattoos on your body to prove you're not a massive pussy?  You defile your body every night while reading lewd doujins on your family's computer; some ink is nothing compared to that.

    On 3/5/2018 at 10:45 PM, Captain Karnage said:

    1. Show them your anime and katana and anime collection.

    2. Shower them with gifts of Mountain Dew and Doritos.

    3. Give'm the old tip of your fedora while a addressing them as mi'lady

    Personally, when I get them home I show off my figurines collection, but those tips definitely work as well.  

     

  2. There was this one time in my life that I was a member on this website "Serenes Forest".  At every release of new characters, they would engage in spirited, moronic debates over fan service  and overreact to the slightest sexualization of the characters.  It was almost like they wanted them to dress like nuns.  It was hilarious because they would also watch a ton of anime and had likely seen ecchi/harem shows like High School DxD.  I would try to play the voice of reason, but I was ignored in favor of continuing the endless whining.  I decided I would make low-quality troll posts in a vain attempt to get them to see the light.  It failed.

  3. I didn't have the best experiences with roommates in college; best to stay away from drug dealers and hoodrats.  Look for mild-mannered engineering and IT guys instead,

    Remember to not major in something that has no chance of making you decent money, like Exercise Physiology or Psychology.  You'll end up working some menial service job for two years and then enrolling in some "accelerated bachelors" program in a major that actually will make you money.

    Stay away from cannabis after high school.

    Remember that you will NEVER be around a ton of women in their physical prime ever again.  There's a big step down from college to the adult world dating-wise.

    NEVER, EVER, under any circumstances, donate to a Patreon.  

    Finally, don't ask for help from people on the internet.  As a rule, if you have an account on a forum you are insane, period.

  4. Guys, lets get back on track.  This thread is for making bad jokes about the characters outfits and coming up with flimsy theories about why Kagero has a pegasus and Catria has a horse.

    Also, there's a very simple reason Catria is most popular...and it has nothing to do with what has been put forth.  Her popularity mainly has to do with the fact that in Heroes, her butt cheeks are visible under her too-mini miniskirt, the kawaii headband, and blue-hair power, like Lyn and Lucina...

  5. 15 minutes ago, ashlyn said:

    Thank you! I still have yet to finish the anime. I'm halfway through it still, and keep getting sidetracked with other things. I have the tendency to start things and never finish them, for whatever reason. I do really want to finish it, and I might do so next week when I'm on spring break. From what I watched, I absolutely loved it. It was really funny and I thought Kanna was so adorable. Plus, the opening and ending songs of the anime are so darn catchy I can't help but love it. 

    Yes, Kanna is awesome.  About a month ago, when i was obsessively watching the show, I would actually hear the opening and closing song in my head at work for large chunks of the day.  I felt like I was going insane but I didn't really mind it.  You should check out KonoSuba too.  It's a funny lighthearted anime with some lewdness thrown in like Maido.

  6. 9 minutes ago, ashlyn said:

    I agree. The age-old debate of the whole fan service issue needs to stop because anyone making that argument just sounds like a broken record at this point. The game developers obviously don't care, or they would have stopped implementing those designs in the game long ago. Nothing is going to change, so everyone should just save their energy and move on. I also agree about Kagero being the most popular of the units, and I'm not really looking forward to fighting her in the arena as a +10 unit. I do hope I get her though! She would be a wonderful addition to my flier team. 

    They do sound kind of pathetic.  Imagine actually logging into a forum and making post after post about a video game character design.  They're a broken record for sure on this forum- every time a banner rolls out, the forum gets bombarded by posters triggered by bob and thigh.  They miss the point: it's fun to see your favorite characters in new and silly outfits, and Kagero's design is FUN.  

    Also nice avi btw; I've watched through Season 1 of Dragon Maid 4 times since starting it in November.  Usually I act like Kobayashi herself and watch it when drunk after a long day at work.

  7. Not this debate again.  Don't you all get sick of complaining about "fan service" in this game?  Haven't you all watched anime or played old-school fighting games?  None of these designs or tropes are new.  They're in almost every video game or anime.  Why do Fire Emblem fans whine so much about this crap?  We get it: you want a cute anime girl, but with a flat chest, and no legs showing.  A large chest is simply unbearable.  BTW, I'm calling it right nao: Kagero will be the most popular, and you will see a ton of Tier 20 whales with a +10 merged of her.

  8. All-Awakening team wrecking she*t as usual.

    Winter Tharja, Lucina, Cherche, and Summer Tiki have done pretty well.  Lucina is combat medic, Robinslayer, and Def Tactic buff for Tharja.  Tiki tanks with Close Defense, QR3, Slaying Axe, and Ignis proccing on every turn.  Gerome is basically a neutral Attack Cherche, so he's aight for post-bonus runs.

  9. 7 minutes ago, mampfoid said:

    Dragons would have been a good idea (too late for me). It would be a sad thing if only whales and armor-emblem fans would be able in the future to get the biggest rewards from arena. 

    Adult Tiki and Nowi are readily available, why not go with one of them?  Together, they make quick work of most armor units, like Hector, Winter Tharja, and Black Knight/Zelgius.  With their high HP they can proc Panic Ploy for all the Armor-buffed units as well.

  10. 4 hours ago, mampfoid said:

    I know that feeling well and it occurs to me when arena doesn't want to let me win (happens every 2nd or 3rd week). Somehow I'm meeting less Cavalry teams and less teams with ranged units + dancer. This is helping a lot and made the situation better for me personally. What I don't like is the fast inflation of scores, because I don't want to invest all my resources into merges. I'm curious what IS will do if everybody is running three 5*+10 plus bonus and only highest BST units can enter tier 20. 

    Winning against über-armor and dragon teams is pretty fun, but I hope they won't get stronger with the next iteration of powercreep, since winning is becoming a very close thing. For example I met a mono-blue armor emblem today and my Cherche couldn't kill Hardin as fast as usual. Even without his buffs (required baiting), she needed 3 rounds to kill him.

    My observation is Tier 20 is basically a semi-exclusive club for whales, more or less the Skull and Bones of mobile games.  I don't whale and probably won't relinquish another ruble to this game, so my "strategy" of making Tier 20 is to heavily merge the dragons summonable at 4-star rarity, as well as merge Effie.

  11. Of course I ship myself with Cowmilla, because I'm a man of culture and I enjoy lying on a comfy lap and having my back washed after a long 12-hour shift.

    Strategy-wise I pair up:

    Brave Lucina and Senran Kagero:  Kagero gets +6 to Attack and Speed.

    Cordelia and Halloween Nowi:  Cordelia becomes the ultimate quad-hitting nuke, and Nowi gets a more powerful Bladetome.

     

    I'd like to see Ayra and Raven get together.  They're both prickly fighters with tremendous skill; they could let their energies loose in training, or passionate lovemaking to birth a new generation of sulky S-tier units.  Raven could settle down with Marisa as well, since they're again, two grumps who like to fight.  

  12. Camilla is my most invested unit; she's not quite relevant in the Top tier, although she is very popular in general.  She receives Summoner support, and is quite useful.  Once in Desperation range, she can sweep through whole teams.  NY Azura is her bestie.

     

    Full set:

    Brave Axe+

    Reposition 

    Galeforce

    L&D 3

    Desperation 3

    Savage Blow 3

    Savage Blow 3 Sacred Seal

     

    Unrelated to Heroes, I pretty much only played Birthright to use Kagero..  She got all my stat-boosting items, and is maxed out in pretty much all stats, because I'm cool like that.

  13. From the characters released the past two months, its easy to draw the conclusion IS has decided to play it safe and release characters who have well-established popularity.  With the release of yet another iterations of Azura, Camilla, Hector, Lyn, and Roy, they've decided to go for money over more "outside-the-box" characters.  I mean, Lyn is on her fourth version, which is 2 more than all of Thracia 776. 

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