Klokinator

He's working on stratified customizable randomization for a future update. It'll be great once it's ready.

Worth pointing out, it doesn't randomize traits. It simply adds on new ones. This can lead to a unch of devil weapons too, so always be careful :P

Arch has a mockup for FE5XNA sitting in his dropbox. But he has the same problem as me. Toooooo many ideas and he's only one man :( He did mention if anyone wanted to try it when XNA is released that he'd let them use his ideas.

I've been thinking that when XNA comes out, it'd be great to have a big community push for a remake of as many possible games on it. FE2/4 would be rather difficult, due to free-roaming and a generation system respectively (Doable with coding but not any other way) but FE9 and 10? Piece of cake. Literally everything you need except biorhythm is already there. And biorhythm sucked. Hope it works out :3 I actually assumed for fun haha

8 AM is a mere 10 hours after 10PM!

I will say that in the past, I never got as much progress done on a game as I did on FE7CM, because they all had threads and I learned a big lesson from them: It's easier to make a full and complete project, then bug/balance edit, than it is to release a project incrementally, because 80% of your time and energy will go into balancing/fixes/people's requests rather than continuously adding new content. I have learned the lesson, and I will not forget it.

This topic makes me want to plan a FE9XNA project. Too bad I'm far too busy. But somebody else should still do it.

Yep. Pretty much every time I did 1-9, my lord was like "Oh you meant 1-4? No problem."

"I randomized everything!" >didn't randomize affinity >fukin liar

Randomizing movement was gonna bite you in the dick. Called it. You realize I did it a bunch of times before my own LP, right? Anything less than 4 is just stupid, and even 4 is still pretty stupid.

I like how everyone is copying me hahaa One thing though, you shouldn't have gone below 4 movement. From what I've seen, it just fucks the game and makes it more tedious.

Wait, randomized affinity bonuses? Since when did we get that? I must have missed a version.

Haha, that's pretty freaking creative XD

Myrrh has the drawback that without her Dragonstone, even if you give her an unlimited use weapon, if that weapon is not Wretched Air or one of the Demon King weapons (She can wield them all) then she's stuck with Tier 1 stat caps which makes her practically useless. Therefore, never let the Dragonstone break, keep repairing it with the above glitch, or get her a Wretched Air ASAP because she desperately needs the stat boosts to stay relevant. Edit: If you're playing this as a downloaded rom, you can also use the Nightmare editor to make the dragonstone unlimited uses. It's slightly cheaty but it beats the tedium of glitch abuse IMO.

I'm planning to do another FE8 LP after this one. However, it has some new tweaks implemented to make it 20x more interesting. Pending name: Klok Plays: SWIFT OF THE LIGHTNING BOOTS

And now for the thrilling conclusion of chapter 12. [spoiler=yay] New boss that replaces captain Sniperfag is incredibly weak. Man, I won't even break a sweat. He's actually WEAKER than the other units on this chapter! Droppable items. NOOOES! NOT INVERTED GRIP SCYTHE MAN!!! Seriously though, this bullshit actually happened and so I restarted immediately. Not bad. Terrible. These dudes with Sharp claw actually are a threat if they all mange to hit in one turn. Luckily that never happens. Speaking of Sharp Claw, Franz starts with it, and it's the best claw weapon. NEAT. Even my highest DEF guy takes a bit of damage from these folks. And they DESTROY Flute. Yay! New ewanit. So... yeah. Another Myrm, because the last one was just so goddamned great. Dragonshield is nice though. Growths might be 'k. This killer... lost his edge. THE BOLDER BOULDER/10 Oh shi- Position Seth here to lure his mutated ex-student, Franz. HI! That ain't Marisa, you twat waffle. Just checking to see if he sucks. He does. Ded. Now THAT is the level of the chapter right there! OWIE! Mfw dragonstone recks this much ass. Mfw okay level. MFW one-shotting the all-powerful Entombed! Fuck it, kill the boss too. Get the exact same level you've gotten already three times in a row. Neat. HEY DON'T BLOCK THE PATH, ASSHOLE! [spoiler=Growths for the shitty new people] Growths: HP: 70% STR: 65% SKL: 40% SPD: 70% LUK: 25% DEF: 75% RES: 0% Komments: Is this real life?! Talk about growth blessed! I'd have to grind him up... but luckily his weapon is unlimited use. Hmm, maybe Syrene is going to be replaced '3' That RES is gonna hurt him later on though :B Klok Rates: 7-9/10! Growths: HP: 0% STR: 0% SKL: 40% SPD: 70% LUK: 85% DEF: 100% RES: 5% Komments: What the fuck?? Klok Rates: 2/10.

WHEW that's good, I wondered why he was here and not the desert chapter, actually.

Well, whose submissions are 100% ready to go? I'm pretty sure your brother's is done. Maybe start with his?

What good are Riev's stats when I have an uber bishop and a dragonstone? TINK TINK TINK DED. In the meantime, need more polls! What should I make this guy when he's ready to promote? Not gonna promote him just yet, but SOON I will! Doesn't seem like much of a contest to me. I wanted to make him a Warrior but once again, only 4 movement! Hero seems the superior choice with 6. And her? Welp, same deal. I wanted to make her a swordmaster but... dat 4 movement >.> V-vote in the poll, I guess.

Come on, surely you've heard of the gorgon egg repair glitch! In FE8CM, yeah they will be repairable with hammerne's. That, or they will be common drops on the 7th floor of the Ruins. Or both, meh. Considering monster weapons will already be on par with current level dragonstones, maybe making them unlimited uses would be a good idea? Alright, now for CHAPTER 12 PART ONE: ANOTHER FAILED RUN. [spoiler=NO MORE FUCKING AROUND] So first, here's all my main peeps. Not bad, right? Syrene is gonna be ditched soon, yeah. Ephraim needs a little grinding. Etc. Otherwise, I am 100% superior to the weakling enemies, right? Wroooong! These enemies are insane. Absolutely insane. I can't believe the randomizer can make hack difficulty on par with FE7CM! (Although FE7CM had better level scaling and didn't require any grinding, so um there's that) What's hilarious is that LOLtastic Fighter STR though. That's amazing. Problem: The boss has a Hoplon guard but has 28 speed and I have no units capable of stealing it since you fuckers told me to make my only viable thieving candidate AN ASSASSIN! Solution: None! Welp. That's a new unit, alright. I can only hope the growths hold out because... I don't really need another crappy monster unit. Yeah honestly, my men are evenly matched against yours. You might have slightly weaker units, but they make up for it in charisma, numbers, and most importantly-...! HAHAHAHAHA Okay, GREAT job, Lute. This guy hits her again after this. Her SPD is abysmal and coupled with awful defenses, she gets raked over the coals by physical enemies. Look who became a Hellhound! No reason to be scared, it's just the Wet Paper brigade! Haha, get it? It's because they die as easily as one would rip... a wet... piece of paper... okay it was funnier in my head. Ephraim just had to put on his bitch-slapper-axe. This looks easy. FUCK I'll just move him two spaces back, no sweat. Bu LOL, at least Saleh can deal a little damage to these guys. 3 RES? Wow, that's pretty awful. The rest of your stats are also awful. Yikes, that could have hurt. OW WTF I MOVED TWO SPACES BACK! Damn blue waffler. Ayyy lmao. The magic of Great Shield! This could hurt if it deals enough damage to Seth. Or not! I know you don't, but I do. Part two will be up eventually.

But corc, I already HAD a good monster!

Now for the EPIK KONKLUSION OF THE GHOST SHIP! [spoiler=Not really that epic] Typical BOULDER level. WTF? Did your stats even improve??? I GAVE YOU 9 AUTOLEVELS. I bet her growths suck ass. Now that's more like it! Klok teaches: How to poorly screenshot a fight. Basically she actually survived the enemy onslaught. No idea how. Remember that star wars movie, Assault on Tethys? She still survived with 2 HP. That moment when I suddenly remember the dragonstone is effective VS monsters. >Syrene/10 After these two die, I spend the rest of the chapter regretting fielding them, and also having my promoted units be encumbered -n- shit. Sigh. Ephraim has 17 RES. He pretty much mops the floor with these godforsaken eyeballs. This is right after a gargoyle left him SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAAAME mfw all eyes on Ephraim. S-senpai... don't look at me like that... Even an underwhelming level for THE BOULDER is an awesome level for CAPTAIN PHANTOM! Never forget this. Aaaand no more 1 HP! Goddamnit, this sumbitch crit me 1 second later. Piss off! Remember, she has a 100%+ growth in STR. That makes this a no-stat levelup. Brave sword, get! New recruits, get! Semi-shitty level, get! Virtue and love, ge- OKAY I'LL STOP. Next level is filled with unpromoted enemies? Piece of ca- HOLY SHIT [spoiler=She sucks. Yep.] Growths: HP: 100% STR: 95% SKL: 90% SPD: 0% LUK: 0% DEF: 45% RES: 65% Komments: Goddamnit. Another useless knight. #RenameRunToKnightEmblem Klok Rates: 2/10. Would actually rate higher if she was gained earlier in the game, but after getting like 12 other knights, she's useless. Availability is a thing. Growths: HP: 70% STR: 15% SKL: 5% SPD: 40% LUK: 65% DEF: 0% RES: 130% Komments: I want to cry right now. To give me a unit with such potential... and then rip it away... HOW UTTERLY CRUEL OF YOU! Klok Rates: 4/10. I mean, he's alright, but he won't cap much and in the end he's pretty useless.

Legit update. Welcome back once again to... chapter 11: THE UNDEAD SHIP OF DOOOOOOOOOM! Also, this is a failed run. [spoiler=Chapter 11 Part 1] Seth uses up that skill book, because his SKL really does suck quite a bit. Anyway, I can get unlimited of these in the first floor of the ruins, with a hint of RNG abuse. Many people complain about fog on this chapter, but it's never really given me any trouble. You can buy all the torch staves you want. My first action though is to have Vanessa rescue Captain Shitlord. Get it? It's because he's a SHITTY LORD. First turn, this happens. OH GOD PLEASE NO There are two of these Entombed here, and they do not fuck around. But even they don't hold a candle to this piece of shit. Aaaanyway, I restarted and tried a new tactic. Summoning CAPTAIN PHANTOM is always a genius way to foil my foes! The phalanx formation has never failed me on this chapter! Gotta love how my Great Knight has enough RES to shrug off all magic user attacks! In all honesty, this chapter has NEVER given me any problems. I find it to be quite easy. Curses! CAPTAIN PHANTOM is always a useful decoy! Natasha is still useless. I'm gonna have to tower abuse her after this chapter so she can become a class with actual MOV stats. I'm leaning towards... swordmaster? Lazy Goddess and Fade Out pretty much wipe the floor with their foes. ...k. Thanks, BOULDER! Damn, that damage HURTS! ALL RIGHT! NEW UNITS! TIME TO GET SOME BADASS- wait, is that a knight in the cutscene? You've gotta be kidding me. These stats wouldn't be acceptable in chapter THREE! Pretty alright! Plus, an alternate bow user is always nice! Growths will make or break him of course, but I'm holding out hope. Tethys activates Silencer. 3.3% chance, right there. Natasha is so worthless in battle at movement wise that I decide, fuck it. I'll just use her as a torch bot. But wait, is that... an enemy swordmaster??? Hahahahaha it is!!! And with a droppable brave sword. OooooooooOOoOoOOoOOh... Flute and Cornmug see his entourage out. Even with Luna and doubles, still can't quite kill the Entombed with THE BOULDER! Oh well. See, this is where I realize the issue with this chapter. I don't really care about recruiting Eirika, but I do want Gilliam. If Eirika dies, however, then I also can't recruit Gilliam. And since Eirika is pathetically weak, I have to restart if she dies. And even with me moving Fado right here, I can't get to her in time to kill off flying nemies. And thusly, she dies. So yeah, gonna have to level her to 10, not that I'm planning to use her, just so I can recruit Gilliam. Ugh. Back next time!

Another micro update, next full update is coming soon. [spoiler=SETH AND THE QUEST FOR SAXES] Seth is currently about to S rank Lances. That would be fine, except the Lazy Pink Goddess is also close to S ranking lances. I also have Tethys on sword duty, so... LET'S DO DIS TIME TO GET SOME SAXES First tower floor, only one level up, already gotten to BAXES. (That is, back taxes) Next floor tower, two levels, got some A-AXES eventually (That's when you try to say 'axes' but stutter like a retard) and also a Battle Axe. Neat! Third floor, enemies stop fucking around and bring their slayer weaponry A-game! But Seth also brings his A-game for a devastating level! Third floor, enemies stop fucking around and bring their- oh wait, I said this already. SO MANY SLAYER WEAPONS ON FLOOR THREE! Aaaand we're done! Next update: CAPTAIN PHANTOM'S ORIGINAL BIRTHPLACE! THE UNDEAD SHIP OF DOOOOOOOOOM! Seth's SKL sucks. Axes are probably his worst weapon because of teh hitrates, lol!

How long was your file name? If you saved it deep inside your computer, the filepath might be awful long.