General Spoon

React faster.

Anyways, time to provoke reactions. :D I suspect Lightning. React away now. That means all of you guys, not just Lightning.

I bet I can make some headway on it during play practice, since I'll bring my laptop with me. AND I won't have Internet access, so I couldn't possibly be distracted. AND I'm on stage crew, and it basically the speaking parts that are going to practice today.

I still haven't managed to start that paper about Rosencrantz's and Guildenstern's deaths being justified for betraying Hamlet.

Spreadsheets can be pretty nice in lategame to figure out who's voting together.

In that case, I guess I'll just have to try and buy something I wouldn't have the money for anyways, and get my current balance that way Bah.

If we request from you a count of our current money, will you tell us our exact amount of money, if if some was stolen and we wern't told of it? Because there is a difference between not telling a player money was stolen, and flat out lying to a player.

Day 2 Results After Mordecai the Deputy paints bullseyes on some people, one of them spazzes out and causing Mordecai the Deputy to be lynched. But the paint won't come off. In fact, the paint seems to be more noticeable than ever. Night 3 Begins I think we all know what's going to happen. Also, I managed to work the word "spaz" into a death scene. And as a cause of death to boot!

I've seen it already. And made a thread about it.

There is a queue.

I haven't received a role PM.

They deserved to die.

That's one of EpicMafia's rules I'm not going by. The vig shot goes through even if he's shot by mafia. And then I get to make an epic fight scene in which both combatants die. Or one dies.

Day 1 Results Today Pride the Townie was dropped into the dunk tank. Filled with piranhas. Night 2 Begins Grrrr....Stupid paper I haven't yet started about Rosencrantz's and Guildenstern's betrayal of Hamlet.

Meh. I didn't change the outcome anyways.

Oh, there's the end of the phase. EDIT: Lol ninja'd.

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Does somebody else want to provide a smart remark? I'm about to go to bed, but if nobody's done so by tomorrow morning, I guess I'll have to give a smart answer.

Night 2 Results So, like, somebody got shit last night. And they died and stuff. It was I Eat Tables who died, but he's gone missing. (Spelling it out for any of the slower players we may or may not have, he was janned) Day 2 Begins Happy happy joy joy!

Well Mordy, I had decided that you were acting a bit out of character. So I shrunk you.

That's true, we hadn't lynched Dracohon yet. I think things fell apart like...not long after Lux was killed.

Oh, sorry about that. The cult can communicate with each other whenever the hell they want. Same goes for the mafia.

Hush. You'd have committed suicide anyways.

Night 1 Results In the dead of the night, I Eat Tables the traitor was killed! You could almost hear the sounds of "Opps" and "Shit." Day 1 Begins Finally.

As of right now, I have not been hooked. If I die this night phase, you can check this post as a reference to see if that statement holds true. except I think that might almost be cheating, or at least stretching things pretty far