lolDeath

AFRIka

You are filled with babies

something USEFUL

Can I redeem these for anything useful?

You're old enough to give someone older the money and them not feel bad about it though. I'm sure if you tried you could do it.

holy fuck, you got old

destine is french for destiny motherfucker

I am your destine, Elias.

hey what's your phone number? i wanna hear your voice!

fist my ass

PLEASE IT IS SO YUMMY I NEED IT

MELT IN MY MOUTH

THE RAISINS MAKE IT SO FUCKING GOOD. BAGELS ALONE ARE FUCKED.

why god why are you back here lol

i will attempt to hold off on killing some motherfucking hipsters until then. no promises though.

oh and i hope we run into one another in some form of conversational scenario with both of us online at once soon, because i am about to burn a house down and decapitate some 16-26 year old motherfuckers and it would be nice to talk one more time before i have to flee the country.

you can always take it off if you don't like it, but i've always found them pretty silly, personally. but i find everything having to do with trying to look any way at all silly so that statement kind of becomes null coming from me. so maybe just think hard about it. it can always heal? haha

were you the one who blamed all of your problems on white people, or was that someone else?

you bitch! now i'm going to go carve my chemical romance song titles into my new thighs before i hit the town seeking herpes tonight.

i only did it to look at my awesome new barbed wire tattoo going around your, or, my forehead. whatever it takes to blend in.

using the bathroom is weird now

You shall not pass.

what beautiful blue eyes you have, joseph!

then i'll be on whenever you get back, too. i feel like a bitch right now. i mean i know i'm not but i just feel like your bitch. don't hit me i'm sorry i burned the roast.

i'll be crazy with you. and i'm on skype and will be for however long.