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  1. Hey everyone! Hope those of you in college/university are having a good reading week, I've been going to the library to study everyday for the past few days.
    In terms of my gameplay, I'm actually on Chapter 32, but unfortunately I still have approximately 150-200 screenshots per chapter to sort through, so it'll take me a while to get there.
    For now, here's Chapter 26!
    On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we stopped that dude with a last name and captured 3 castles for seemingly no reason. Also supports.


    Chapter 26: Promotion Time Baby
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    Because we know how well that worked the first time.
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    If it was, you probably wouldn't just be casually standing outside it.
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    If Fire Emblem has taught me anything, statscreens are all that matters.
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    Wait, didn't we just establish that it's lie inpenetretrable and stuff?
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    Obvious advice is obvious
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    Oh lord not another one
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    INCEST LOVE TRIANGLES
    OH GOD WHYYYYY
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    Zephiel knows the way to a girl's heart
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    Maybe Guinivere will find out what the fox says
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    Zephiel wins the love triangle by way of baby fox
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    And thus the real reason behind Zephiel's assassination attempt is revealed
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    I don't like where this is going
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    WHYYYYYY
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    I mean, it's not like we've fought one of those before
    And it's clearly a Wyvern Lord, can't you tell from the sprite?
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    Unless I've greatly misread the plot somewhere, Nils is exactly who she's looking for
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    Why are you still pretending to be a traveller?
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    BARTRE EVOLVES INTO SPINNY AXE THWOMP (with a useless secondary weapon type)
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    MONOCLE THWOMP EVOLVES INTO LUNA SPAM MONOCLE (with Staffs)
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    Yeah, fuck your Uber Spear
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    Because 35 uses of Luna just isn't enough
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    The fact she uses bows is enough of a concern already
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    I look forward to witnessing your 'prowess' too, huehuehue~
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    Lord Thwomp has no hidden strengths
    He does have 20 in his Strength stat though
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    Well we won't be having any battles together, so it's kind of a useless sentiment.
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    ELITHWOMP EVOLVES TO...ELITHWOMP ON A HORSE (with Javelins)
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    SEX THWOMP YEAH
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    Fly Thwomp meh
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    Elithwomp got this shit
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    YAY COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY CRITS
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    Basically 1/4 of the chapter right here
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    obligatory tinks
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    deja vu
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    67 Luna crits
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    ELITHWOMP
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    Fuck you and your Bolting too
    I hate that chapter in HHM
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    Magic tink
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    Should've just Luna crit
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    MONOCLE THWOMP
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    fyi, that Iron Lance had a full 45 uses at the start of this chapter
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    Wow Wall Ace you piece of crap
    At least you're a wall ace
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    Fly Thwomp too gud compared to these budget Black Fang wyvern riders
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    SPINNY AXE OF DOOM
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    Wow RNG really
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    Guh
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    YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND
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    Damnit Bartre
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    At least it's Wall stats I guess
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    Did this on the last turn for that extra 1 EXP
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    All the ground forces are dead
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    Yeah me too
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    How convenient!
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    And Lyn once again displaying her Sacaen superiority complex

    Hope you guys enjoyed! I'll see you guys tomorrow hopefully, though I'm heading back to university so it'll depend on how late I get settled back in. And then it's back to the midterms and essays :(
  2. Wow

    Such fly thwomp.

    Much strength

    Very thwomp

    Very thwomp indeed.

    If only his Defense was higher. I did use a Talisman on him which is why his Res is so high, but he'd still be a monster regardless.

    The almighty power of toffee :O

    Is this a reference? Just curious :P

    Either way, I don't think Fly Thwomp eats toffee. Or if toffee was invented back then.

    My King of THWOMPLYNESS

    I have changed my mind

    Heath or Osthwomp should get the kill on the dragon

    Idk if Osthwomp can even hurt the Dragon, atm he only has like 20 Strength as a Lv6 General.

    I got a plan though, you'll see how it pans out :P

    And FLY THWOMP BEST THWOMP

    HEATH! HEEEEEEATH! I knew you were a solid investment, man! WOO!

    Fly Thwomp the best investment. Too godlike, MVP for sure by the point I'm at.

    Afa's Drops + Talisman definitely worth it on him, maybe I'll give him a Dragonshield too.

  3. Yay thwompitude is back!

    Omg...You got the shitty FFO level. Ewwwww...Oh well, you managed to make Wallace survive which is...something! Moar thwomp!

    Dude, Heath is baller.

    Since I'm not using Lyn, it's basically impossible to get Linus' FFO, and I wanted Wall Ace anyways, even if he's not going to be used in the long term.

    And yeah, Fly Thwomp continues to impress, definitely MVP.

    Here's a sneak preview, if you want it (and I know you want it ;D)

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  4. Apologies for the delay, got sick yesterday and was in bed for a lot of it. Reading week has also been filled of attempting to study, so that certainly doesn't help my cause.

    But without further ado, here's Pt.2 of Chapter 25!

    Chapter 25 Pt.2: Yay Supports

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    Over-protective angst onii-chan mode activate

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    best answer/10

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    That's the least effective excuse evar

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    ANGST ONII CHAN GO

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    "Top form" indeed (actually he didn't kill anything this chapter)

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    Euphemisms too stronk

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    This plot is like something out of a bad porno

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    A REALLY BAD PORNO

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    BORING

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    Sex Thwomp the psychologist

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    Wow, you lying hoar, it's clearly onii-chan gosh

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    And of course, you say you have a secret and then say you cannot tell it to anyone

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    If you put on a red wig and act like an angsty onii-chan then you're golden

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    An interesting note: searching cryptopaleontology in Wikipedia had no results. IT MUST NOT EXIST

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    And thwomps live for tinks

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    Eating > joy of new ideas

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    Bartre's such a good samaritan, hoping he learns everything and stuff

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    Pickup line to instant attempted rape, Bartre so smooth

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    I feel like the victim shouldn't be the one asking that

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    Thwomp Philosophy Proverb 3

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    THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

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    BARTRE NOOOO
    JAFFAR SURPRISE BUTTSEX REVERSAL

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    Why exactly?

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    Well, it wasn't exactly a trap considering we could've just left the way we came...

  5. Sorry for the delay folks. I'm sorry to say I've already broken 2 pledges:
    A) Posting a chapter a day
    B) Not doing another 2-parter (which I will be doing now due to supports)
    Please beg my forgiveness :( On the bright side, at least I don't go disappearing for long periods of time without notice *cough*Shin*cough* *cough*Poly*cough*
    Anyways, here's Chapter 25, Pt.1!
    On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we saved and recruited Wall Ace, defeated an OP Swordmaster thanks to hitrates, and promoted SEX THWOMP for more sexy. And now we're in a pointless filler chapter! YAY!

    Chapter 25 pt.1: Last Names are a Thing

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    But apparently not a beauty pageant.
    I would've definitely voted for the hot chick on the left.
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    I'm pretty sure that's Lord Thwomp and not Eliwood
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    OH SHIT SOMEONE WITH A LAST NAME WTFFF
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    Wouldn't that increase the fear?
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    HEY DROLL JOKES ARE RESERVED FOR MERLINUS
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    Fuck no, this is a filler chapter
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    Thwompism 101: THWOMPS NEVER LOSE
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    OMG something that isn't Seize or Defend?
    trololol it's actually just seize 3 times
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    Why are all your stats but HP and Str comparable to a MINIBOSS FROM 5 CHAPTERS AGO
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    The real boss of the chapter
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    For unknown reasons, ballistas just love tinking Wall Ace
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    FLY THWOMP SPEED THWOMP
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    If it's Lloyd, we killed him last chapter
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    Oh god please not another one
    Priscilla is more than enough
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    Actually I'd much rather have the Elysian Whip than you
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    Shit's going down on Enemy Phase
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    THE ONLY FUCKER WITH A LAST NAME IN ALL OF ELIBE
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    And all 8 cavaliers just suicide into Sex Thwomp (he's just too sexy)
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    WALL ACE EATS BALLISTAS FOR BREAKFAST
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    Sex Thwomp just going to town
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    TRIANGLE ATTACK not really
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    SEX THWOMP SEXY YEA
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    FLY THWOMP CRIT YEA
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    Elithwomp skill no
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    This seems to be a recurring theme
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    They really couldn't have put a Berserker miniboss to at least match the theme?
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    All these dudes will meet death by Sex Thwomp next turn
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    And all these monks are just sitting here
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    SEX THWOMP THWOMP HARDER
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    MONOCLE THWOMP POSH INDEED
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    ELITHWOMP CRIT YEA
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    guh, at least it's thwomp
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    And what do you know
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    Fly Thwomp no
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    FLY THWOMP NO LIKE SHINY
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    Oh yeah, you do show up
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    Man I'm poor, no Farina for me
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    But nothing of value was lost
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    IMOUTO THWOMP CRIT POSE YEA
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    More crit posing
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    The hitrates
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    ...
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    YOU WILL TINK WALL ACE NO MORE
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    Well OK, maybe one more time
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    THE MONK TRAIN IS COMING
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    I forgot about this
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    OH BABY FLY THWOMP
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    NO REGRETS
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    Damn, we could've used that money
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    CAP STRENGTH BITCHES
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    Damn
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    Half of those Battles are ballistas firing at him
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    HORSETHWOMP YEA (that Str though...)
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    FLY THWOMP LIVIN THO
    And support grinding time :3

    Hope you guys enjoy! I'll try to post up the supports tonight :D

  6. And here it is, as promised! Got home from reading week earlier today and was chilling with my parents and siblings, but I found the time to update! My dad's 50th birthday is tomorrow, so I might not be able to update until late tomorrow, but I guess we'll see. For now though, here's Chapter 24!

    On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we found out that thwomps really don't move far in sand, and that Statscreen Sage is all powerful despite lack of thwomp. Living Legend is also as hot as the legends say.

    And now we begin to move into Bern, which is where we were headed anyways...?

    Chapter 24: Fog and Best Disguises

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    They've got flying thwomps by the bucketload, everyone's fucked

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    Best disguise 10/10

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    Well, I've no idea what's happening since I just skim dialogue for comedic value

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    That was a helluva long way of saying "we dunno jack shit"

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    "Private meeting with the queen" eh~

    Statscreen too studly

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    Apparently his waifu has no objections either

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    Sounds like a good idea!

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    Gee, thanks!

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    we can do that, right?

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    5 seconds later,

    instant recognition

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    BEST DISGUISE 10/10

    They can even tell us apart individually

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    And Lord Thwomp quick on the uptake as usual

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    I definitely like Fly Thwomp

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    Don't worry, it's not hard

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    Thwomps don't have silly emotions

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    LIVING LIGHTHOUSE GO

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    nothing more needs to be said here

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    Crap, but at least Defense is your highest stat

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    WHY ARE YOU SO FAR AWAY

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    Damn these enemy Heroes are thwomp

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    TINK FLUX MONOCLE YEA

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    And this is why Nino will never be a tactician

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    TINK AXE SMASH YEA

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    Defenseless bishops are Sex Thwomp's favourite

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    HP, Speed, and Luck levels however are not

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    FLY THWOMP YEA

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    IMOUTO THWOMP YEA

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    Monocle Thwomp meh

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    Wall Ace hanging in there

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    No wonder you're unemployed given the current recession

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    No shit they wither, he loses to Roy

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    DON'T WORRY WALL ACE, TEAM TOP TIER TO THE RESCUE

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    We'll see how long that lasts

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    She's undeployed like 95% of the time, so that's not a problem

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    OMG BARTRE GAINED A THWOMP LEVEL NO SPEED !#*)!!%&!(*@

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    WALL ACE ACING AT WALL

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    Fly Thwomp waiting for the kill steal

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    STATSCREEN WHYYYY

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    Goddamn, THE THWOMP CANNOT HANDLE IT

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    Oh yay

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    HITRATES

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    FLY THWOMP KILL STEAL SUCCESS

    And not a bad level

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    Elithwomp didn't do anything this chapter tho

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    JAFFAR SURPRISE BUTTSEX

    But I'd "waste sentiment" on you, Lloyd~

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    Elithwomp will satisfy Lloyd for now

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    Once was enough, huehuehue~

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    Yeah, your defense was your lowest stat anyways

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    My thoughts exactly!

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    It might be a level early, but...

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    SEX THWOMP EVEN SEXIER

  7. Too damn right I would've loved him. ARCHBISHOP OF FACIAL HAIR being the only staff user sucked a bit

    Archsage of Facial Hair is too OP. Though I guess when you have a thousand years to grow facial hair it better damn well be impressive.

    Lack of 23x hurts, but going to the chapter itself hurts because screw status staves.

    Yeah, I really would've liked the time to train up Heath and Oswin in particular. Oswin inevitably gets less EXP since he falls behind, and Heath kind of needs the catchup.

    ...Wait... I thought the living legend was :

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    Just joking, Hippie Santa is mighty cool too, man. Don't forget my gifts, please.

    Originally he was, but then he stole 23x from me so now his wife is the living legend.

    Besides, you have to be Living Legend to marry that statscreen.

  8. IT'S ALIVE!

    That's right, finally done midterms baby (at least until reading week is over, then I got 3 more T___T) so here's an update! Literally in the library after my midterm pumping this out. And on we go, Chapter 23!

    On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, we managed to defend sideways Nils from Eubans, and recruited FLY THWOMP, who will *hopefully* come in handy for this chapter. I forgot how much the desert sucks balls on HHM :( Unfortunately, not a lot of screenshots, mostly because I decided to exclude Pent killing things over and over which is like a 1/3 of the chapter.

    Chapter 23: Pent the Living Legend (and some Thwomps on the side)

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    ELIBIAN DAYYYYS

    AND ELIBIAN NIIIIIGHTS (man I loved that movie as a kid)

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    They probably didn't say "open sesame."

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    Well it's not like we're going to use you anyways

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    I dunno Lord Thwomp, why would a young child look at you like that?

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    Nice save

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    OH GOD LORD THWOMP WHYYYY

    NOT THE HONEST SIMPLE CHILDREN

    (and Lyn's just watching, what a hoar)

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    Meanwhile, sex ed with Elithwomp and Ninian

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    I still don't think that's close enough

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    THE ICE DRAGON OF DOOM

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    IT'S THE LIVING LEGEND and some old dude that Dusk would probably have loved

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    Understatement of the century there

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    REBEL ONE, ACTION

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    Looks like we better help out those bandits

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    MY STARS ARE FADING

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    The reason I only have like 15 screenshots of actual gameplay

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    The only boss who I remembered to screencap...

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    ...who promptly gets Luna'd

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    SURPRISE JAFFAR BUTTSEX

    And some shirtless dude joins our team

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    Well, at this rate you might be losing your job to Pent

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    Meh Sex Thwomp

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    FLY THWHOMP (I think I know who my Afa's Drops are going to)

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    Summary of most of the chapter right here

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    PERFECTLY CALCULATED (note: I would've raged so hard if he died)

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    MOAR MONOCLE LUNA

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    T__T

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    Again, summarizes the whole chapter right here

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    ELIBIAAAN NIIIGHHHTS

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    We have this tome called "Luna", I think we're good

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    Thanks for the Killer Axe

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    Hopefully it's not one of your farts

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    I'd say it rides more on the RNG

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    Can I use it on myself?

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    Wait, have you been talking shit behind my back?

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    Or just on a whim, I find that works out too

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    Or it might be because STATSCREEN

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    Hmm...I don't think that word means what you think it means Lord Thwomp

    Then agian, my name is THWOMP, so I guess that in itself is enough...

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    Well, if you don't know how to use "imposing" then nice things might not be in your vocabulary

    Hope you guys enjoyed! I'll be trying to upload a chapter per day for the next week and a half or so :D

    And nope, I did not get 23x, so no Berserk staff or free EXP for me :(

    As an aside though, my imgur account currently has 1172 images, entirely dedicated to this playthrough! And this is after filtering through screenshots every chapter...

  9. As someone who considered doing this after my THWOMP Run, I've thought about this a little, but it just didn't look fun to me; I would definitely recommend doing HNM or something along those lines.

    Unless you give yourself Hector or Marcus (or hell, even both), you're kind of screwed for early game without IMMENSE RNG abuse.

    Ch11 - Matthew cannot scratch the boss unless you feed him tons of kills in LHM and he procs Str every level. I don't remember Matthew having access to Armorslayer on Ch11 (doesn't carry over from Lyn's mode IIRC, haven't played Lyn's mode in forever).

    Ch12 - Matthew, Serra, and Rebecca are gonna get wrecked without immense RNG abuse.

    Ch13 - Matthew, Serra, and Rebecca cannot scratch the boss AGAIN.

    Ch14 - No way these 3 are getting to Priscilla.

    Ch15 - You only have 1 unit that can attack at 1-range at this point, again extreme RNG abuse.

    Yeah, this is why I immediately wrote this off. You need massive help from the beginning to Chapter 16, when you can get Lyn and Florina. Good luck if this is going to actually happen, but it looks impossible without some major exceptions until Chapter 16/17. I'd recommend Hector/Marcus access draft-style, but it's up to you.

  10. The lack of a facial hair-only run reference displeases me greatly

    Nice update as always!

    Dat Bartre speed is crazy

    I'M SORRY GREAT BEARDED OVERLORD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME

    But yeah, honestly no one I use has facial-hair. Merlinus, but he's too droll and his 'stache is pretty weak

    You might have to wait until Final for Forced!Meatshield!Athos

    He's gonna be godlike

  11. You should've trained Canas' staff rank to B or whatever is necessary to use Berserk, so he could use it on those two heroes in the middle of Cog. Makes everyone's lives much easier

    Unfortunately it's too late. Didn't get berserk since I didn't get 23x, and I didn't get Canas' staff rank to B either.

    Spoilers, but yeah, I was too lazy to redo it again so...

    QQ Cog of Destiny's gonna be a bitch

  12. See you then.

    Wow, Raven turned out monstrous, and with all your THWOMPS being speed blessed...I think this isn't going to be to hard of an endgame.

    You might be right, but HHM still isn't that much of a cakewalk, especially since I have been playing Normal Mode for the past couple of years so I don't really remember the changes.

    I'm at Cog of Destiny, and those 20 Speed Valkyries and status staves man... haven't actually started the chapter yet but damn, this is going to suck.

  13. Oh, ok. His promotions do look terrible compared to Lyn and Eliwood in term of advantage and bonus

    Lyn is the only one who CAN"T face the Final Boss reliably

    Hector with training is one of the most common way from what I seen because WB is just that good

    I'm unsure what you mean by the "Hector with training..." line.

    Wolf Beil won't do diddly-squat to the Dragon (I'm assuming WB = Wolf Beil). Going back to the Lyn vs. Hector argument against the Dragon, Armads and Sol Katti are doing middling amounts of damage per turn. Lyn also gets weighed down by 8 by Sol Katti, meaning she needs 27 Speed to double, so a speed-screwed Lyn might not even get to double (though this is admittedly unlikely).

    Final Boss is a joke with Luna, so it's mostly irrelevant when Athos + Luna is just sitting there (and Filla's Might if you so incline), waiting for you to abuse it.

  14. OK, this is probably gonna be the last update until next week Friday/Saturday. I'm sorry to all my dedicated readers (all 3 of you!) but midterms are inbound, and I have them all within 1-2 days of each other.

    So, without further ado, here's Chapter 22!

    On the last episode of FE7: THWOMP, Elithwomp recovers from his dad's death in the span of 5 minutes and we recruited the least THWOMP character in the game. We are now on our way to meet Lord Thwomp's brother, who is waiting for us in the middle of nowhere.

    Chapter 22: THE FLY THWOMP (and Ostian NPCs suck balls)

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    Happiness and embarassment are complex emotions indeed

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    Ursula needs geography lessons

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    Well, Lord Thwomp is his friend, Lyn is just a plot squishy

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    Ursula still doesn't know where that is

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    Actually, Lord Thwomp just kind of smashes everything in the way

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    OH NO HIS SPRITE IS SIDEWAYS

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    Of course, he wouldn't have a convenient defend chapter right now otherwise

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    We kind of killed him

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    Well considering how many enemy Peg knights and Troubadours I've slaughtered...

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    Thwomp Philosophy Proverb 2

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    NO WHERE DID MY FRIENDLY THWOMPS GO

    Don't really care that Nils is gone

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    Oh there you are

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    Unthwomp female #14, but thx for the Silver Sword and Angelic Robe and hf on the bench

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    OH NO AN ARMORSLAYER I'M DOOMED

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    Wow you guys suck

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    Oh hey it's unthwomp female #15 rath

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    oh my god

    WHY IS YOUR SPEED YOUR HIGHEST STAT

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    Well I guess your Speed is good for something

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    obligatory tink tink

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    wow get wrecked an embarassment to thwomps everywhere

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    Not bad for your level, and FLIGHT

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    Lord Thwomp shits all over you though

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    Lord Thwomp's has never heard of this term before

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    Welp you're definitely joining the wrong team here then

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    Why be a human when you can be A THWOMP

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    OHKOs so beautiful T___T

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    BENCH

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    And Rath's unit gets wrecked now that he ditched them

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    CHOKING THE POINTS

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    WHY MAGIC WHY

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    Meh

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    FLY THWOMP

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    Sex Thwomp choking point all by himself, I'm so proud :')

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    Meanwhile, clearing the chokepoint

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    I think this was Elithwomp's only kill this chapter

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    HORSETHWOMP IS READY

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    IMOUTO THWOMP

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    OSTHWOMP

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    Still choking the point

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    Geh

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    WHYYY

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    them hitrates man

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    FLY THWOMP

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    lol dude, you get doubled by Bartre

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    ouch, and a bad level to go with it

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    VENGEANCE IS THWOMP

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    If those NPCs are your average soldiers, then indeed you were

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    Well hell, I'm already like 11 chapters in

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    "As much as I can" = not at all

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    PENT AND HIS HOT WIFE

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    Is B support and 20 Strength enough for now?

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    I KNOW, LOOK AT BARTRE'S SPEED MAN

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    Maybe if he just stops gaining it until he hits like Lv10 Warrior

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    THWOMPS ARE THE BEST

    He might have said something negative here but that's what I heard in my head

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    Quit acting like Priscilla

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    "...when it is done, and Gotham is in ashes, then you have my permission to die."

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    "So Osthwomp Slim Lance'd the Dragon, and then..."

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    DUN DUN DUN HORSETHWOMP EVOLUTION GO

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    That Defense so sexy

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    HAND AXES

    With any luck, I'll see you guys in a week or so. Good luck to everyone else with midterms or just with life in general!

  15. Eliwood never used still base stats omg can't wait for the final chapter lolol

    Silly Klok, that was a screenshot I had taken way earlier in the playthrough. He even levels in the chapter, so there's no excuse!

    But Lyn on the other hand...

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    Note that I'm at Chapter 29 at the time of this screenshot. Still have hundreds of screenshots to sort through (I take on average 100-200 screenshots per chapter, so it takes me a while to filter out the garbage and try to come up with even semi-decent attempts at witty comments), which is why I can't guarantee any updates till after midterms :(

  16. Eliwood's pretty bro in your run, though!

    Yeah he's not bad, but for HHM he's pretty mediocre compared to my other combat units.

    The fact he still won't be promoting for a while is also pretty sad :(

    I thought you were gonna make a joke about using the whip itself...

    I was thinking about it, but I couldn't resist making fun of those unthwomp Peg knights whenever they get mentioned :P

    But now I have a mental image of Fly Thwomp using the whip to smack things instead of promoting...

  17. Hey all! First off, sorry for the lack of updates. Midterm season is starting up, and I have 4 starting from the 8th-13th, so I've been studying like mad which SUCKS big time. It also means I'll likely not be updating once the 8th hits, which is doubly unfortunate.

    It's not all doom and gloom though, for here's the next chapter! Huzzah!

    Last time on FE7: THWOMP, we defeated Darin, met the mysterious and evil TURBAN NERGAL, and rescued Elidad...'s corpse. For some reason we didn't attend a burial, but hey, we got more important things to do.

    Chapter 21: THWOMPS and FoW Don't Mix

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    "Sry ur dad dyed dood" :(

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    Godly plot-empowered tracker = can't tell he hasn't changed at all

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    WOW STOP WITH THAT AMNESIA BULLSHIT

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    of course not, statscreen is EVERYTHING

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    Well, I guess that makes me a black-hearted fiend :(

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    ur so funny nils

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    If you read his epilogue, Elithwomp's ending says he's equal to his father as a ruler

    ELIDAD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE (or wherever we left his body)

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    SADFACE ELITHWOMP :(

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    but we don't have a car

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    My thoughts exactly

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    I'm sure they will, huehuehue~

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    No promises

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    THWOMP DANCE

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    Good thing I made no promises

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    LORD THWOMP CAP, MEATSHIELD TIME

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    MONOCLE THWOMP

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    Meh

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    OH NOES DA POISON

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    ELITHWOMP

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    IMOUTO THWOMP

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    no wai, never knew that

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    WHO WOULD WANNA BE A WIMPY SQUISHY PEG KNIGHT

    and I think it says something that the villager thinks of himself as a peg knight rather than a wyvern rider

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    MEATSHIELD STATUS GO

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    BARTRE WANT

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    What is this breaking out of character

    Not denning/10

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    Elithwomp chip level

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    IMOUTO THWOMP KILL LEVEL

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    Well, consdiering the world kind of ends if we don't stop him...

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    Killing him might be a good idea

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    "I have a brother?"

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    LORD THWOMP NOT AFRAID OF NOTHING

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    I'm pretty sure merchants don't "traipse", they have 0 Move

    and Merlinus is too droll for that

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    Yep thx Marcus back to the bench

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    oh hai free angelic robe

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    Nope since she won't ever be facing them (btw why is her mouth open 24/7?)

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    I know I mean LOOK AT BARTRE'S SPEED

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    I'm pretty sure it's the other way around

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    nothing is impossible with enough THWOMP

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    And Lord Thwomp showing he's still slow on the uptake

    It might be a while before I see you guys again, I'm tearing up inside T___T

    If I'm lucky I'll get Chapter 22 up before my midterms up, but we'll see. Good luck to everyone else who has midterms coming up!

  18. Huehuehue~

    I dont LTC, but even when i Arena Abuse, 56 turns isnt something i reach. Hell, i think my highest turn count was 45 or something.

    This is Bartre's support convo spread.

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    Fire.gif 15 +3 Dorcas

    Ice.gif 0 +1 Raven

    AffinAnima.gif 0 +2 Canas

    AffinDark.gif 5 +4 Karla

    AffinAnima.gif 0 +1 Renault

    It takes 80 points to reach each support convo.

    Canas would take 40 turns to get C, while Raven takes a whopping 80. So yeah, I was kind of surprised it didn't take longer, but I guess I must've had them together at some points. Still, it means that it'll be another 80 turns to get Bartre x Raven to B, so yeah...turn counts down the fucking drain :(

    But it's all good, Bartre's supports in general are all pretty great :D

  19. YAY I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE MULTIQUOTE BUTTON DOES

    ...yeah, I'll just have to deal with Sorin trying to kill me.

    I have yet to meet Sorin, why would he kill you? Either way, may the thwomp protect you

    Dat 56 turns. I lol'd. Hard.

    Hahahah speed thwomps! Figures, right?

    It's karma for all the savescumming I do in Chapter 28x to avoid getting status'd.

    And as someone who loves seeing smart LTC strats and is a big fan of LTC runs (shoutouts to Horace, Espinosa, dondon, and many many others), it hurt me almost as much as realizing I couldn't steal the Silver Card.

    lol that Bartre

    I wish I had that kind of speed on my Bartre

    I wish I could too if it was ANY RUN BUT THIS ONE

    I mean come on +6 Speed above average is retarded

    Well, there's also Dorcas and Priscilla.

    And now I'm wondering if Roy isn't the son of Dorcas and Priscilla Cath isn't related to Eliwood on some way.

    We don't need more red headed incest going on here, we got enough of that shit already >:(

  20. Here's my THWOMP UNIT ANALYSIS! Only slightly behind schedule :3

    DA THWOMP TEAM (As of Chapter 20)

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    Glowing green stats in both the right places, below average Res.

    Lord Thwomp, you have served me well.

    Str (+1.6), Spd (+2.35), Luck (+1.3), Def (+3)

    HP (-3.1), Skill (-2.55), Res (-2.75)

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    Elithwomp, went from garbage to completely mediocre. Still a bro

    Str (+2.6), Speed (+2.2), Def (+0.4)

    HP (-0.6), Luck (-0.4), Res (-0.55)

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    Went from super-blessed to SUPER UNTHWOMP >:(

    If having such super-lame supports wasn't bad enough...

    Skill (+0.9), Speed (+2.9), Luck (+3), Res (+2.6)

    HP (-2.3), Str (-0.1), Def (-0.2)

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    Bartre, why do you HAVE ALL THE SPEED >:(

    Spd (+6.2 WTF @!(&$!(&)

    HP (-1.2), Str (-1), Skill (-0.2), Luck (-0.6), Def (-0.6), Res (-2)

    BARTRE'S SPEED GROWTH = 11 SPD in 12 LEVELS = 91.67% WTF @*$&!*)$&!)%!)*

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    My most thwomp unit compared to his averages

    WHY MUST THIS BE

    Str (+3.2), Skill (+0.8), Luck (+3.8), Def (+1)

    HP (-2.4), Speed (-1.6), Res (-1.2)

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    SEX THWOMP TOO SEXY

    Actually average in everything but HP and Defense

    HP (+1.8), Skill (+0.1), Speed (+0.4), Luck (+0.1), Def (+2.2), Res (+0.2)

    Str (-0.4)

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    IMOUTO THWOMP

    Not gonna bother comparing his averages since Serenes only has his Normal Mode stats, so he'd be like +2 above average in everything except Luck.

    Priscilla would know about onii-chan's "above-averageness", huehuehue~

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    Monocle Thwomp

    Nothing special right now, but that Luna. And he has a monocle, that impeccable fashion sense must count for something...

    Mag (+0.2), Spd (+1.6), Def (+1)

    HP (-1.8), Skill (-1.6), Res (-0.8)

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    Oh baby. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS OSTHWOMP

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    Oh yessssss...

    Look at that lance now, it's longer and harder than ever before

    Things are going to get penetrated, holes will be torn asunder!

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    OSTHWOMP BABY

    Good lord, the blessage

    HP (+2.1), Skill (+2.7), Speed (+2.7), Def (+0.95), Res (+0.7)

    Str (-1.4), Luck (-0.85)

    General trends:

    Everyone has above average Speed except for Sain and Dorcas.

    Defense ranges from average to above average.

    Honestly, this run isn't very thwomp, and having played ahead quite a few chapters, it doesn't get more thwomp either T___T

    I don't have comments and stuff prepped for any of the future chapters as of yet, so it might take me a day or two. Hope you guys enjoy :D

  21. lustful troubadour

    THWOMP YOUR WAY THROUGH DESERT KONG

    Keep it up, bro!

    Of course you of all people would comment on Priscilla in a THWOMP RUN

    And I agree, I dunno what you see in her. She's such a hoar, but maybe you're into that kind of thing huehuehue~

    But in all seriousness, I appreciate it dude, and I'll do my best ;)

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