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i'll probably regret this but go ahead

Wherever could Medeus be? Oh I found him. [spoiler=endgame] First of all, fuck you Jagen. THE SCURVIEST OF PIRATES LIVES! THE TALE OF DARROS DOES NOT END SO SOON, FOLKS! YAAARRR! THE POWER OF THE PIRATE Okay so on a serious note I actually love how this chapter is designed, it's like a vertical spike in difficulty from the other chapters and that's how an endgame should be (see: radiant dawn, conquest) But then again it is just killing enemies left and right. Somewhere around halfway through the game I stopped using Marth because I didn't want to waste EXP cause he only had 30 levels and would ram quickly, but it seems like that wasn't the case So I thought I was generous with the screenshots I took but it looks like I again only did level ups, lol. Maria and Gotoh are spamming Fortify as I Geosphere the entire planet. Est and Lorenz are on the right side of the map and Est is making her way down to the south wall to block the reinforcements that are coming soon Darros and Rickard are sitting in the top left because they'll get dunked by ballista otherwise Maria and Caesar are fighting off manaketes and ballista, caesar is making his way to the throne, so is Castor/Marth/Vyland/Roger I'm really bad at screenshots. Jesus. Last Geosphere boi. I should've tried to do this all in one turn and benched anyone who couldnt survive, the fortifies are too stronk I had to warp caesar here because I misplaced some people and there was nothing to protect them I like Caesar. he's no oguma but he's a pretty good creamy dressing. Now it's just a matter of clearing the way so I can take out Medeus in one turn turns out gotoh's fortify was a lifesaver btw Great moves, keep it up Classic Est So goooood Alright, I'm at the throne room entrance. Time to beat this thing. side note, I map saved and went to fight medeus but he smashed marth after marth missed an ~85 hit That would've added like 15 worthless pictures so i removed them I guess it doesn't matter at this point. Will he get to 30? RETTSU DANSU Spoiler alert medeus dies Hope this douche doesnt attack first, or marth will probably die yeah yeah maria we get it now back up Eek marth missed sniped a hero reinforcement to get the last non-marth level up of the game. This is it. Our final battle. You're one of us now, Marth? MINNA, MITEITE KURE! get dansu'd on His portrait makes him look so disinterested "Ah whatever. Been there, done that." hint hint Mystery of the Emblem :|: rah. and then in true fire emblem fashion he pixelates outta there only level 29, feelsbadman and that's it folks, it only took me the better part of a year! thx to everyone who is still here, I'm gonna go on to FE12 in this same thread so stay tuned m'boys and m'ladies

Title of this video is "Dramatic Squirrel" Actual video is called "Dramatic Chipmunk" Actual animal is a dramatic prairie-dog I'm not sure where this is going. I have a lot of time on my hands actually, I probably could've done this in the first 2 weeks but I keep forgetting or procrastinating because I'm awful-- it's been 9 months and I'm still not even done with FE11. That said, I plan to finish FE11 today and probably start FE12, finishing it by the end of June or July at the latest because I like that game a hell of a lot more and I think it's a hell of a lot better, and I'll be playing on a harder difficulty so I don't have to use these bullshit units. I'll think of something though. Maybe everybody I use has to be reclassed? [spoiler=a-three] crunch! These albums get smaller and smaller... She won't get to level 20 anyway, so I promoted her at 15 so she could speed this chapter up Them promotion losses tho? Like literally 10 tiles away dude I wasn't joking. Who is this guy again? I haven't paid attention to Shadow Dragon's story in like 5 years... uh, whoops *reloads* ok there we go This is the easiest chapter to one-turn but I didn't wanna bother. Needed some of them sweet Dracoknight levelups. more levelup dumping, it's just me waiting for the thief to get to the shrine at this point give me that staff, beeyotch whatever man, here comes the endgame

Is there a difference in stats? I just went by whoever talked when I attacked [spoiler=anotha one] Poifect Step one get this kid outta here I think we all know who the MVP is Swarm is so scary, like wtf what if you were just walking up some stairs and a thousand beetles just ate your skin THAT'S THE ONE BOYS it's whatever at this point i can solo game with gradivus die biiiittch i just want to point out something funny about Res, vyland has 6 and that was his promotion bonus lol Dude, what did you expect, really? Are there any classes in this game that actually use both magic and strength? i cant think of any off the top of my head, guess it matters as far as reclassing goes though thx Who needs this shit So this is where I stopped using my brain, because right here i was like "Oh, I need to kill the other Gharnefs with Starlight as well, my damage is displayed zero!" Fortify is brrooooooken get out of here bitch every stat i wanted Wendell is a true legend, guys again I will repeat i wasnt using my brain, at fucking all, "Huh, this Gharnef lost some health before Maria got there, must just be how the fake ones work" I'm so stupid, but whatever Also i missed the level up I think that's what that second one is for if bows werent so strong he'd be garbage anddddddd we're done that's what you think!

look what came up on shuffle right after i beat this chapter

five twenty blaze it I started playing FE4 again. And Radiant Dawn. And FE6. And Revelation. And Path of Radiance. And this. Y'know, all at once. [spoiler=Fire Emblem: Awakening] this is primetime chapter design. also primetime strats throw roger at things and watch them blow up GO alternatively, throw Caesar at things and watch him conquer enemies like Gaul here comes the booom I hope his promotion bonuses are just HP and luck. I think I've already killed half of the enemies, this is like turn 2 Pegasus is a pretty cool guy eh makes the same joke 50 times in one let's play and doesnt afraid of anything Seriously how many times have I repeated jokes? this game is ruining my sense of humor so Vyland stabs a dragon in the wing, and then the guy dies fe logic another pathetic boss for this pathetic easy mode heyyy, that's pretty heyyy act like a pebble get skipped like a pebble? you know what, i'm glad I gave him the experience he needed to reach level 20 instead of giving it to someone who would actually get a single stat up from leveling one extra time. really glad, guys. I'm using Jeigan next time. LTC strats without warp?

I used Lorenz unironically on my first shadow dragon playthrough

Semester is over guys, just handing in a paper on Monday and then attending class Tuesday. I'm off for the summer. You can probably guess the rest. [spoiler=aaaaand we're back!] Just taking some precautions before I enter this ballistic shitshow. awgeeez, gotta preserve that ridersbane "Marth, I..." good start right off the bat, marth tanked two generals 'ATTA BOY, VYLAND! 'ATTA GIRL I think I was killing charging paladins at this point but whoooOOOOO hero time! Roger continues to be top tier as does Est 0/10, Mag up but not luck, what a fucking joke of a promotion. refund pls That clearly didnt hit him! astram gets the short end of the stick due to being a prepromo but he's not that bad, esp compared to samson literally better than this paladin gg is this good or not, i can't tell "yes, marth, i can hear you literally from the other side of a mountain" too bad she's not lena, that rapier up there could use a hammernin oh, there's the hammerne alright lads time to pick up Lorenz he's lackluster now, idk what's up will be using roger unironically in every subsequent playthrough yeesh, camus can poke the fuck out of roger alright, so I can't reach the save point so i just cross my fingers geeeeeeeet dunked on I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SAPPY BACKSTORY I'LL SEE YOU LATER SCRUBBER eyyy, more health than any 20/20 unit in fates cmere you badass motherfucker cya later boss

have been scrambling to catch up on schoolwork before finals, more will come soon i promise for reals pls trust me

is this a let's play for ants? these pictures are so tiny, consider using imgur or another image host. i don't want to have to click on every single image individually to read your playthrough!

i cant use either of them anyway so ohhh well

what, did i do something wrong? i dont care enough about this game to do things correctly

I don't know what Fane means, but I do love Ramen. [spoiler=cheeky chiki] A full deployment! Wow, they did not make her cute in the bottom screen. 18 health?! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW For some reason I was playing with a really low framerate so some of these screenshots are off Est is seriously only allowed because of how late she joins at lv 1 Castor still looks just as sad about this level as I am jesus fuck, that's a lot of cash ah, this sphere bullcrap Meh, still better than Midia why not? Wow, such growth, many stat (is it 2015 in here?) wow, such est, many not worth the effort WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Go, salad man! i savestated before this, but i didnt need it Aw :( yeah bitch jeez

time to pick up the infamous est, who happens to not be baller as fuck in shadow dragon she's still good though, i'll be feeding her kills until the cows come home and she will probably be my best unit lol [spoiler=chapter 18] I forgot I had this thing and these things It must be. I mean, it can't be anything else! Another chapter with a very big map and no enemies to fill it, seems to be an awful trend with this game Now that Vyland has caught up in levels he's proving to be very useful simply because Lances are broke as shit in this game Swords on the other hand, suck. swear to god though, caesar always crits now that's an animation. staves that have infinite range are dumb why do they even try? GOTTA GO FAST alright you guys, wendell is slightly above mediocre castor is shown here gaining something besides strength, what a sight to behold the MAG gain! speed! skill! this is not a maria level! i just felt like doing this hey it's the cutest of the pegasus knights i'll skip ahead a couple turns where vyland got smoked by a surprise ridersbane and i reset to the map save i made earlier Caesar is turning out to be an okay unit, if not lacking in strength a bit the prepromotes in this game, man. this half of the chapter consists of me throwing units out into the open because why not how good is ridersbane, really UNLUCKY guys she's about to tie midia in strength, est is the best unit in the game /s I just realized I'm going to have 3 heroes, but I really dont care since samson is basically just a silver axe Rapier still the best weapon did i not screencap her promotion? whoops I mean, does it matter at this point fucking wendell has more strength than midia these wimp-ass bosses are tilting me, man fucking gandalf cant even be strong, smh

fuckin whoops the more and more I put off this game, the more and more i realize that i REALLY dont like shadow dragon. and I finally am going to say that I give up on this LP. i dont want to do it and it's been so long that i have no motivation to do it. sorry guys. [spoiler=dont hate me] april fucking fools i'm actually going to get off my ass and beat it lol this chapter is pretty pathetic I quickly have wendell turn castor into a tank and let him give those bishops the dick There's another fucking warp in this game? OH GOD, WHAT WILL I DO NOW it really is too bad that I have less than 300 gold to my name, i could really use a couple of special weapons samson is actually garbage the trade train astram got the wyrm and killed the manakete btw whoops, vyland got swarmed from a mile away time to restart how many salad jokes have i made? how many julius jokes have i made? ROGER THAT uh, lettuce kill some dragons! i dont wanna risk it, let's call in Maria meanwhile vyland is just trashing cavs left and right SO MANY CHESTS YOU'D THINK IT WAS A STRIP CLUB just to reiterate, this chapter is pathetic. Castor: *defies* grrf! they call me caesar cause i be dressin Fuck you, Vyland. after grinding on maria for a while and grabbing all the chests, i take the throne like this is a shitty Easy Seize castle from fates FIND OUT NEXT TIME

his ult look mad rad

if smash bros didnt exist maybe i wouldnt exist no but really if it didnt exist you could probably forget Fates or even Awakening altogether

was watching your stream and I was going to mention it here, that's so meta

you don't know true anguish until you try to use Hayato

Hello guys and guys with boobs, I shut the lid on my 3ds for the first time in half a month and it's time to crack a cool bottle of mold-flavored liquor and play an actual GOOD fire emblem jk love you xandaddy In other news I believe this is the most screenshots i've taken during this LP and this chapter is also a shitshow of turtling [spoiler=prepare your xaneus] so right off the bad you're fucking telling me that a Wyrmslayer doesnt do bonus damage vs wyverns but it does bonus damage to my [spoiler=fates]kitsune Kana ? all fucking right then Honestly, I'm over it I don't even know what this level is. opens chests but not doors, 10/10 item glad i send rickard across the map he just now reached 5 skill? these dumbass cavs arent READY get murked boi greatmoves keep it up, proud of you. This should go well, right? SHIT MY POOR HEART fuckin die ughh hey i mean, at least everyone in this game has HP growths unlike in some game i know.... i just want to point out that Vyland has never picked up a sword also, i had to warp roger over there so marth didnt get plastered this general had full hp, castor just took him to the library and read him a book on getting rekt Oh, god. can I use Xane if he imitates rickard? /s TWO MARFS? WHAT!!!!!!!!! It's sad that marth's the best character in this game with stats like that can i dewit guys i diddet looks like we're almost done, i better save. oh. this guy is a master cuck, full map heal but only 3 mag real spooky guys 2 skill procs in a row? (literally has 25% in it) Glad to see you barely have more strength than wendell, midia great unit, 10/10 would proc hp again alright maria needs to get some levels fisted into her time to pick my poison, who do i pick samus or aran? alright let me just stab some fuckboys real quick This would be a lot nicer if his stats weren't vomit-worthy anyway I think this might be the greatest level to ever happen. In other news, I actually love roger idk about you heyyy, thats pretty good. i like how that generic has more res AND def than vyland and as much skill. welcome to the team, samus hail Caesar! sure, sure. obligatory all that's left is their leader I'll allow it OH BABY IT'S TIME are you fucking serious lmfao +10 hp i decide to heal everybody to get maria a couple levels and that nightmare is over

[spoiler=I'm Hulu] man this guy's actually really fucking weak lol IT'S A GOOD THING I'M INVINCIBLE!! here i come So Maria has like 20 res with barrier and gharnef does 21 damage, gg easy This is like, the lamest chapter in the entirety of fire emblem btw Slowly but surely climbing to level 20 castor makes it there and gets struck by lightning, rip castor. A horse rides in from god knows where and castor suddenly is an expert rider That's reassuring. i map save here because roger is low near a couple of mages and i can't get anybody away from the dragonknight long story short maria dies a couple of times so i just: warp rickard to the chests warp astram to the boss kill the boss notice: fates came out and i'll be wasting my life on that for a while sorry

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