Liz Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 10 fathoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 9371715 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) The amount would vary depending on the skill, method and efficiency of the wood chuck. Edited December 7, 2008 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted December 7, 2008 Author Share Posted December 7, 2008 Relevant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Relevant Bricks were shat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 No wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 * If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Relevant Whoa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
California Mountain Snake Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Probably as much as I wish to murder you and everyone you love. Hypothetical answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood. I knew Chuck Norris would be brought into this conversation about woodchucks eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 10 fathoms. Woodchucks can eat units of length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 98594358343984108291832194312457295870231984014819054218430184229057820947829572 94327895428905829048205820943820582048209572059732096572304593726502730697230597 23096237509237609235723097623095723096723095723095723067269178319487219571 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magical CC Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 What have I done to deserve this!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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