Destiny Hero Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) Welcome to the Colbert Report! It's like the Colbert Report, except with the Duke of Culbert as your host! Stay tuned for an epic special! You'll feel like you're right in the action! Not really! READ IT! WATCH IT! LIVE IT! EAT IT! Everyone is still partying at the Jacob is Dead party. Valtome also brings in his last sibling! OLDER EPISODES Episode Three Episode Two Edited December 12, 2008 by Destiny Hero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beigeen Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I feel ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 I feel ill. =D LOL!!! There's a Colbert Report ad at the top of the screen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 That was bad. T_T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 That was bad. T_T You're just saying that ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 You're just saying that ;-; No, trust me, this comic is bad; and that's me being mild. It was not funny in the least bit at all, that hat that Valtome wears is badly rendered, and I'll bet that the Colbert Report is up there to shame your name forever. And also, why the hell did you replace Jarod with a potato? And why the hell is Eddie in that same screenshot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 No, trust me, this comic is bad; and that's me being mild. It was not funny in the least bit at all, that hat that Valtome wears is badly rendered, and I'll bet that the Colbert Report is up there to shame your name forever.And also, why the hell did you replace Jarod with a potato? And why the hell is Eddie in that same screenshot? The hat that Valtome wears is badly rendered? I made it in Paint >_> And what do you mean it wasn't funny AT ALL? Laura's death was funny ;-; If you can't tell, she chocked on Haar... 1. Edward is there because he is the Maiden of Dawn 2. Jarod is a potato. If you don't like random humor, then the Culbert Report is not for you. It uses Family Guy/Bo-Bobo funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I suggest getting Photoshop, GIMP, something, anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 I suggest getting Photoshop, GIMP, something, anything. Yay! And that will only cost me a couple hundred dollars! It'll be so worth it to make Fire Emblem comics look a bit better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 One can be downloaded easily, one is free, many others are the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Laura's death was funny ;-; If you can't tell, she chocked on Haar... No it wasn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 And what do you mean it wasn't funny AT ALL? Laura's death was funny ;-; If you can't tell, she chocked on Haar. I believe that the audience are the judge of what is funny. And from what I have seen here, you are the only one who seems to find it funny. Now then, I second what Death said: get a better program to do these kind of things with. But you should work on your comedy material before anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I have to go with the crowd with this one. Seriously, I've seen good FE spoof comics, and this is not one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 The hat that Valtome wears is badly rendered? I made it in Paint >_>And what do you mean it wasn't funny AT ALL? Laura's death was funny ;-; If you can't tell, she chocked on Haar... 1. Edward is there because he is the Maiden of Dawn 2. Jarod is a potato. If you don't like random humor, then the Culbert Report is not for you. It uses Family Guy/Bo-Bobo funny. Exactly. That's why it's badly rendered. Try some other thing. And yes, we all know Photoshop is expensive, but there are plenty of Paint replacements you can find online that don't cost anything. And yes, I got how Laura died, but even then it wasn't funny. The only thing that woud think it was funny would literally be the stuff I poop into the toilet. And I've seen Family Guy funny, and that is so much funnier than this ever will be. How you find it to be funny in the least is beyond me. My suggestion? Get out of comedy while you still can, or you could end up the way the Joker did according to the DC universe. You try too hard to be funny, and in so doing you fail at humor miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 11, 2008 Author Share Posted December 11, 2008 I could post the fourth one that I'm working on.... It's *VERY* funny, and you'll find out a shocking secret about Leanne. She might not be a she. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Added the next one ^__^ Let me know how awesome it is ^______^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 *le sigh* As usual, not funny. The Leanne panel was stupid, the 'Cry Me A' thing was also stupid, the whole Jarod thing was even stupider, and the last panel was so stupid it ventured into the 'WTF' territory. However, I will admit that the rape joke that was thrown in there was amusing. Not funny, but amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 *le sigh* As usual, not funny. The Leanne panel was stupid, the 'Cry Me A' thing was also stupid, the whole Jarod thing was even stupider, and the last panel was so stupid it ventured into the 'WTF' territory. However, I will admit that the rape joke that was thrown in there was amusing. Not funny, but amusing. The Leanne panel was stupid!? It's Elincia giving Leanee a frickin BJ if you can't tell :o I don't think anyone could think that panel isn't funny. Or I could make Leanne say something and make it a little more obvious. How was the Jarod thing stupid? Sothe asks Micaiah where she got her jewelery, and Jarod says she went to Jarod. It's a jewelery store. If you haven't seen the commercials, you won't get it. Try Youtubing "Jarod Commercials" or something. You obviously have no soul when it coems to Family Guy-type humor. I don't think the Culbert Report is for you, Señor Negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 The Leanne panel was stupid!? It's Elincia giving Leanee a frickin BJ if you can't tell :oI don't think anyone could think that panel isn't funny. Or I could make Leanne say something and make it a little more obvious. Even then, it's still not funny. The timing of the gag is completely wrong; if they're already at second base, then that kills the humor. Flash forward a little, and it'll be funnier. How was the Jarod thing stupid? Sothe asks Micaiah where she got her jewelery, and Jarod says she went to Jarod. It's a jewelery store. If you haven't seen the commercials, you won't get it. Try Youtubing "Jarod Commercials" or something. I just saw one, and honestly, you got the reference wrong. It's spelled 'Jared'! And besides, it would have been funnier if Sothe's reaction was more subtle. But no, it's overdone, so the humor was killed by the very exaggeration that it sought to attain. You obviously have no soul when it coems to Family Guy-type humor. I don't think the Culbert Report is for you, Señor Negative. I already told you, I've seen Family Guy and thought it was funny. Random? Yes. But the jokes were cleverly constructed and they were incredibly varied depending on the scenario at hand. What you have here is none of that. The jokes are stupid, they only make fun of the people you use in them (thus not being varied at all), and they're badly timed. And by the way, I take great offense to the use of 'Señor' in your insult, for two main reasons: 1) You always tell us we're negative or wrong when we give you suggestions! Well, for there to be a suggestion, there has to be some disagreement with point of view, right? Take the suggestion more humbly, and if you don't agree with it try it anyway and see what happens. Just because we don't agree with you doesn't mean you have to go all facist on us. Flames are for roasting marshmallows; it only decreases your validity when you attack us when we don't agree with you. 2) I, being a descendent of Cuban immigrants, do not like that you used the word 'Señor' in such a context. How would you feel if you were the child of immigrant parents and I insulted you in the language that is spoken in the house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Has anyone ever told you how much JPEGS and BMPs suck? Also, stay consistent between using the OAs and the in-game portraits. Your jokes are incredibly stale. I think you need to work on timing the most, since they're all incredibly random. Also, work on the colour of your texts, some of them are abhorringly hard to read. DH... how old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 I usually read others' comics, not matter how bad they are. But this is an exception. It's really just failed humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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