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Where do babies come from?


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Well, when a Mommy and Daddy love each other very much......

They Hire a giant bird to hatch a egg for them and then bring them the baby inside.

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Well, you see... uh... when a daddy duck loves a momma duck he... uh... wow, this is akward.

Edit: beaten by Erk so here's my new witty remark:

Buy 'em at Wal-Mart. Every once and a while there's a sale for them at Wal-Mart. Like during the baby boom. Baby prices went way down, so people started buying like crazy. Seriously, what idiot doesn't know that?

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Babies are created when the powers of earth, fire, wind, water, and heart combined.

Y'see

I made this joke in the IRC channel much over an hour ago

Except I replaced the word 'heart' with the word 'faggot'

And added "WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!"

I call theivery

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well when a man's car is............"full of gas" then he "parks" his car in a girl's "garage" and has a "oil spill" in the garage.

:mellow:

wow! i've never heard THAT one before!

*+ 200 points for creativity*

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are you just looking for sexual innuendos!? O_o

*cracks skull*

I meant Nayana Shiki can give you a demostration and I'll learn... whew

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