Tingle Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I mean, he's got money, he's got power, and chicks dig that. Plus Mario and Luigi have Peach and Daisy, so that definitely means Wario could have a girlfriend. Something to think about. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 He's fat and ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Envoy of the Beginning Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 If only his looks can be appreciated.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingle Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 But it's what's on the inside that counts... Or is every girl in the Mushroom Kingdom that shallow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Bottom of this sheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Bottom of this sheet. ...Which one is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Well that depends on how well you do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingle Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 I'd personally go for the one to the right of Rule 63 Wario, but who knows what his tastes in women are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 That pizza girl likes Wario but it's more of a father/daughter type of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingle Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 Oh, and there's also the pirate lady in Wario Land: Shake It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Nintendo believes that most bad guys have to steal the woman of a good guy. Examples: Bowser's always after peach. Ganon's always after Zelda. Alvis took Diadora from Sigurd (with the help of Manfloy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deity Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Why? Because he doesn't want to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Oh, and there's also the pirate lady in Wario Land: Shake It. Captain Syrup? I thought they hated each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingle Posted March 2, 2009 Author Share Posted March 2, 2009 Captain Syrup? I thought they hated each other. Well, I'm just going by the fact that she calls him handsome every chance she gets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 He's fat and ugly. You think he's related to Oliver? Lol, just kidding. The only thing they have similar to each other is that they're both fat, ugly chazzers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Well, I'm just going by the fact that she calls him handsome every chance she gets. She needs glasses :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 But it's what's on the inside that counts... Exactly. What's on the inside is pretty dang ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) Because women cost money. Edit: This is going to be interpretted wrong... Edited March 2, 2009 by Navarre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Wario's body is too bootylicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I wanna know why Ryuk doesn't have a girlfriend. Here's some pics that agree with me =D this and this (though technically that'd mean boyfriend, wouldn't it? XD Hmm... both the same pics =D So he needs a girlfriend (that is also a shinigami, he can't like a human, can he?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 I wanna know why Ryuk doesn't have a girlfriend. Here's some pics that agree with me =Dthis and this (though technically that'd mean boyfriend, wouldn't it? XD Hmm... both the same pics =D So he needs a girlfriend (that is also a shinigami, he can't like a human, can he?) Shinigami are genderless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Shinigami are genderless. what the poop... I never new that XD =D so a genderless shinigami can fall in love with a boy or girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) I seem to recall Ryuk saying he's male, and that was the thing that made him blush when Misa hugged him. EDIT: And the whole thing about falling in love suggests that they're not genderless at all. Edited March 3, 2009 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Yah, but Rem is so obviously transgender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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