Alacalibur Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 What if we had a Marth_Koopa for game mechanics? Oh, Wait, we have smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Yay go mordy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (edited) Mordy at base level takes no damage from every non-mage enemy in 2-3. Well, minus venin weapons, because poison. Except Mordecai isn't in 2-3. 2-3 is the one with the Crimean Royal Losers Knights, against the rebel army. I take it you meant 2-2? Anyway, that's some good stuff you're writing, keep it up! Edited July 16, 2009 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted July 23, 2009 Author Share Posted July 23, 2009 ITT: We try to determine Nealuchi's real identity I don't think Nealuchi is really an old raven at all. These facts say otherwise. - Nealuchi has 16 con. In comparison, Muarim has 14, who was equal to Largo in strength in FE9, who could wrestle two tigers by himself. Mordy and Gareth have 18. Cain and Giffca have 17. These are the only people who have more con than Nealuchi. Ike has 12. Skrimir has 16. Naesala has 11. - Nealuchi has a 40% def growth. List of laguz who have the same def growth or higher Mordy Skrimir Kyza Tibarn There are only 15 beorcs in the entire game who have the same def growth or higher. I think Nealuchi is really a tiger. Probably one in 3-6 HM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vykan12 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Old ravens also don't match Ulki's speed base and growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted July 24, 2009 Share Posted July 24, 2009 (edited) Maybe he's so fit because he has to constantly run around after Leanne and Naesala all day? Edited July 24, 2009 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 Hypothetical situations part 2 5) What if we took Heather and then made her rescue someone permanently and then threw her onto a horse? Oh wait, nevermind. We already have Astrid. 6) What if we took Ike, gave him better growths, but gave him bows instead of swords? Oh wait, nevermind. We already have Shinon. 7) What if we made a unit that joined in part 4 with the same HP and def that people had in part 1? Oh wait, nevermind. We already have Sanaki. 8) What if Ranulf couldn't transform? Oh wait, nevermind. We already have Lyre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 :D So many lolz...And I agree, Mordy is VERY underrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 (edited) 1.) What if we had a disappointing plot-twist character who serves as filler for 4E with no redeeming qualities? Oh wait we already have Renning. 2.) What if we had a group with only two or three decent characters and the rest are doubled or 0-KO'd? Oh wait we already have the Dawn Brigade. 3.) What if we had someone who fights for their friends? Oh wait we already have Ik- *Shot* EDIT: Oh, and smash_fanatic's first chain of posts on page 1 have a hypocrisy. When you are explaining Gatrie's ridiculousity, (I KNOW IT IS NOT REAL WORD) you make Shinon request tanking. But then when you explain how Shinon is ridiculous, he says he needs no tanking. That he is tank. This means we have the Mighty Five: Ike, Haar, Shinon, Gatrie, and Mordecai. One more and we have the Sinister Six, two more and we get the Magnificent Seven. Somebody who is good at Photoshop could make these five a part of a band or something. Call it the "Ragnell Ragers" or "Urvansmith." We add Kyza, we could call it "Queen." Edited August 26, 2009 by OliverXRenning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted August 29, 2009 Author Share Posted August 29, 2009 When you are explaining Gatrie's ridiculousity, (I KNOW IT IS NOT REAL WORD) you make Shinon request tanking.But then when you explain how Shinon is ridiculous, he says he needs no tanking. That he is tank. Shinon requested a "tank" because this guy had to counter at 1-range, since Shinon has no 1-range in 3-P at all. But Shinon can "tank" because he has ridiculous durability and never dies. Yeah, confusing. I guess it is a bit hypocritical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Proof that Smash is a hypocrite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 But Shinon can "tank" because he has ridiculous durability and never dies.I think "wall" would be a more accurate term here. Tanks are able to shoot back, but walls cannot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reikken Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 huh, I never saw this until now Excellent read. Much lulz were had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) I think "wall" would be a more accurate term here. Tanks are able to shoot back, but walls cannot. I suppose so. Looking back through the topic and saw this... It doesn't 100% work out for Skrimir :( I suppose Skrimir could count as a royal, which means he would fall under question 2. He does have overkill str and def (though he needs help in spd). Edited August 30, 2009 by smash fanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 EDIT: Oh, and smash_fanatic's first chain of posts on page 1 have a hypocrisy. When you are explaining Gatrie's ridiculousity, (I KNOW IT IS NOT REAL WORD) you make Shinon request tanking. But then when you explain how Shinon is ridiculous, he says he needs no tanking. That he is tank. This means we have the Mighty Five: Ike, Haar, Shinon, Gatrie, and Mordecai. One more and we have the Sinister Six, two more and we get the Magnificent Seven. Somebody who is good at Photoshop could make these five a part of a band or something. Call it the "Ragnell Ragers" or "Urvansmith." We add Kyza, we could call it "Queen." Haha. Clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 LOL stat-whores are hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the great haar Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 XD these are hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 He made fun of a character (Sigrun) in a game that I liked. I'm going to complain online about it! But seriously... what if's are terrible, and these are no exception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 (edited) I'd take your word into consideration, but: He made fun of a character (Sigrun) in a game that I liked. But seriously... what if's are terrible, and these are no exception. I like Oscar, but you don't see ME whining about this thread. If you don't like it, then don't read it. EDIT: And for the record, Sigrun IS terrible. LOL25 SPD GROWTH LOL10 DEF GROWTH LOLsmash coming to my house and killing me for stealing his LOLs. Edited September 5, 2009 by OliverXRenning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Smash is also going to kill you for copying his writing style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReformBlade Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I don't find Sigrun to be terrible, just a time sink, which I have plenty of, good sir. Her water affinity is extremely appealing to me, especially since she's a Seraph Knight, which inherently lacks offense/defense. I honestly don't give 2 shits about tier lists, I go with what classes are good, then I make my team. And besides, it was a joke, I thought it was obvious with the whole "I'll complain online about it!" bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Smash is also going to kill you for copying his writing style. He better not, or I'll point out more inconsistencies! >8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 I like Oscar, but you don't see ME whining about this thread. If you don't like it, then don't read it. Go find a dictionary, and look up the word "joke". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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