Altera the Hun Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Welcome one and all to the Serenes Pub. Here we serve pretty much any alchoholic beverage you can find, as well as some fast food. Working as bartenders, we have Colm and Rennac, as well as Fir, Marisa, and Tana working as waitresses. And yes, the waitress uniform IS a playboy bunny outfit. All booze is 100% commie free and provided by the Passione Mafia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Shit, I want Tana to serve me a nice cold pint of Foster's. += A happy Raven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hey,boss,how ya been. I'll take some bourbon for now. Also,I guess I can let her help out... *Mia walks out in a schoolgirl outfit,long stalkings going up to about mid thigh(which obviously says something about the length of the skirt),as well as a low cut top* *sigh*...I love schoolgirls... No changing the clothes,that's my condition.MmKay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 It's about time this opened. I'll be having a burger with everything, and I'll be washing it down with the most expensive vodka here. Whatever it is. None of that flavored junk either. On that note, I'll be having Hansel and Gretel volunteer their singin' skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Shards Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) Tana looks like she's wearing a dirndl. EDIT: Dr. Pepper and barbecued chicken please. Side of mashed potatoes. Edited August 3, 2009 by Crystal Shards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 It's about time this opened. Amen to that my man! I'll be having some spaghetti with meatballs, preferably in meat sauce but the traditional stuff with some extra garlic and herbs is good too. Also some garlic bread and bruchetta. And to wash it down: I want my nerves to be working so I'll be having Pepsi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Are you sure Rennac's here for work? Or just to steal everything you have? Or will he even work? LOL. And Marisa as a waitress, she's good lookin', but you could at least get someone who isn't as clumsy (i.e Mia), or someone who has similiar experience(Mist). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Meh. Fir, Marisa, and Tana don't pique my interest. I guess I'll take a dozen orders of buffalo chicken. To go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I'd like a Cheese Burger with fries please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Wait a minute. Where'd this food come from? I see two bartenders, four waitresses, and two singers. Where are the chefs? Because I see none, I'll be puttin' Dheginsea on grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Methinks Lowen and Oscar would make better chefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I guess. But you can't beat a dragon-roasted burger. *bites into one* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I guess. But you can't beat a dragon-roasted burger. *bites into one* Can't argue with that. Now that you mention it, Dheginsea would look pretty badass in a chef's hat and an apron that says "Kiss the Cook". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 A mafia related business? I'm the big toe, see? YEAH, see? And I'm taking this joint over, see? YEAH, see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Give me something with fizz and a reacharound if you would be so kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 How about some beef jerky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fei Mao Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 (edited) Health Inspector. Mhmm...I'm afraid I'm going to have to shut you down. Among other things, graverobbing is a directly linked to the making of your hamburgers. Edited August 4, 2009 by Miror B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Give me a double cheese burger, and a large side of TITS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 (edited) IM THE OTHER HEALTH INSEPCTOR AND I DIDNT SEE YOU WASH BEHIND YO EARS OR NOTHIN Edited August 4, 2009 by Norton Sez What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 IM THE OTHER HEALTH INSEPCTOR AND I DIDNT SEE YOU WASH BEHIND YO EARS OR NOTHIN Don't worry everyone, its okay. He's with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 I'd like to blow this place up have a drink. Coke will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Haha, all you underage youngsters ordering your non-alcoholic drinks... Someone grab a beer and sit by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Eh,I may be underage,but I have connections here. *Grabs a beer and sits next to Raven* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Haha, all you underage youngsters ordering your non-alcoholic drinks... Someone grab a beer and sit by me. According to my mom, wine tastes like vinegar. Since I don't like vinegar, and wine would have been the only appetizing looking alcoholic beverage I've seen, I probably won't drink even when I'm legal. That, and my desire to obey the Lord to the best of my ability. Point is, have you any Mountain Dew Code Red? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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