Ragnell Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I send in Heath with some yummy, delicious yeti treats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 *Sends in Oliver with nothing but a thong* That Yeti will either die of repulsion or pleasure,depending on it's personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 *sends Florina in with nothing but a fragile wooden stick* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marthur Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 *sends Sigurd, with Starfish camouflaged Oifaye* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 *sends Rath in with a bow that has a string that is about to break* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 I guess I'll wake the Yeti tomorrow morning, so if anyone else wants to send someone in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 *sends in Mist with a piece of A6 size paper* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 *sends in Farina with only a bag of gold* (Much to her dismay, it's fool's gold.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Sends in Fiona with nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) *The Yeti awakes.* *Lowen goes to open one of his cans, but finds he's having trouble.* *He decides to hide behind a rock while he struggles to open the can.* *It immediately pancakes Oliver and Valtome before their horrible ugliness can blind him.* *The Yeti sees Forde's painting, and in anger that it's not abstract, simply rips him in half.* *Cecil sends the bunny to attack/distract the Yeti.* *Whom punts it back, taking Cecil's head off with it.* *Farina tries bribing the Yeti with the fool's gold.* *The Yeti just gets more pissed off at the attempted bribe, and crushes Farina's head in one hand.* *Matthew lays down his portable in front of the Yeti.* *The later of whom simply walks over the hole as if it's just a painted piece of paper.* *Matthew goes to check why the portable hole didn't work, and gets tripped over by the Black Knight.* *Sending both hurtling into the hole to the center of the mountain.* *Fiona and Mist realize they're screwed, and try to run away.* *They also fall in the hole.* *Rath looks at his bow, and decides to toss it.* *It, too, falls in the hole.* *Serra goes insane and starts bonking everyone in sight with the rolling pin.* *She knocks out Rath and Florina with it before she breaks the pin over the Yeti's head.* *The Yeti proceeds to rip her arm off and beat her to death with it in retaliation.* *Heath attempts to subdue the Yeti with some Yeti treats.* *Unfortunately, the treats were expired, and they cause the Yeti to vomit explosively.* *The vomit launches Heath across the cave, knocking him out.* *Lowen finally opens his cans of canned laughter.* *The Yeti finds the canned laughter amusing enough to calm it down.* *The Yeti goes back to sleep as Lowen slinks out of the cave.* Dead: Oliver Valtome Forde Cecil Farina Matthew Black Knight Fiona Mist Rath's Bow Serra Wounded: Rath Florina Heath ESCAPED!: Lowen Edited August 19, 2009 by Giorno Giovanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Sends in Ilyana with a meat cleaver *yeti gonna get eaten* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 *sends in shinon with nothing* I dun like shinon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) lawl, Rath's bow is dead! XD *sends in Wallace with his beloved Knight Crest* Edited August 19, 2009 by Raymond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) That bunny is an incendiary device, you know. Oh well, at least its still in the cave for you to fix it. Cord enters the cave to cut down the mightiest tree in the cave with a herring. Edited August 19, 2009 by Miror B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Fa enters to play go fish with the Yeti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Tormod enters the cave with cadmium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) *sends in shinon with nothing* I dun like shinon. Grrrrr I send in Gordon who's tied up using a long piece of robe tied together by a knot so tight that cannot be undone by a fellow human being. Edited August 19, 2009 by kirsche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 gordon enters the cave with a squeaky golden hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 19, 2009 Author Share Posted August 19, 2009 gordon enters the cave with a squeaky golden hammer Already sent in by someone else. In the post above, no less. Choose someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 gordon enters the cave with a squeaky golden hammer Already sent in by someone else. In the post above, no less. Choose someone else. fine, ryan with queaky golden hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) Ashnard enters the cave with a copy of the book How to Become Sane. Edited August 19, 2009 by Miror B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 *sends in Nergal with a book called "How to be a better father"* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 (edited) *sends in Sonia with a plastic spike* Edited August 23, 2009 by Joshybear25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Doesn't anyone else want to get another person killed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grace Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Fiora enters the cave with aqua blue hair dye. (The yeti shall be the colour of Fiora's hair!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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