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Yeah - Dorcas, Ward and Garcia would probably struggle to double a snail on depressants. Lot's in a game where axes suck massively. Dart and Gonzales... "MISS!" Me: :facepalm: Double the :facepalm: if they double and whiff both shots. (I know missing is something to be expected to happen sooner or later, but if it happens enough I might lose my cool or even ragequit.) Not to mention the cost of a missed hit can potentially be huge.

Promote Garcia into a Hero. Primarily use Killer Axes and Iron Blades/Axes. Give him an A with Ross. Give him Garm. And seriously, I'm getting sick and tired of your baseless axe hatred. At least I -know- that pegasi are extremely useful units, I just happen to hate most of 'em.

Jenny is in the Dubliners version, which is as close to authentic as you'll ever get. It's Jenny.

Hey Lumi~

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A specific group of people so butthurt that Bieber is more popular than heavy metal they have to go to pop videos and produce the DEFIANT GESTURE of a thumbs down.

Giving it a view.

Yeah, it's just a little counterproductive.

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Soldier: Guys, hold it.

Other Soldier: Eh?

Soldier: These Verdanes look halfway competent. Let's just hang back a little. See how badly they need the men of Velthomer.

Furetchen: Huh, interesting tactic.

Soldier: Who are you?

Furetchen: Furetchen, of the Connacht Rangers. So if ... no, WHEN Kinbois' idiots get hammered, you intend to just shrug and leave?

Soldier: What are you saying? You wanna go out there?

Furetchen: Well, before I wasn't sure. Now, well, I managed to negotiate my pay in advance. I don't really buy your propaganda about Isaac, save what I've heard of the beauty of the blademaiden Lumi in scattered rumours before people even imagined there could be a war. So it comes to this, bold deceiver! Stand down, or I'll fucking break you.

Soldier: BRING IT!

Furetchen: WOOOOOP woop woop woop...

*he bolts off the map. The soldiers follow. After a few seconds of more Proud Soldier, Furetchen returns alone.*

Furetchen: Hey, that was good exercise. I should do that more often. Now...come out, you black and tans! Crow about your victories in Isaac as you will...I'll send you fleeing from a lone archer! Bring it on!

Lumi: Um...who are you, exactly?

Furetchen: Oh, hey, it's the de facto queen of the ruins of Isaac. My, the rumours simply did not do you justice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Furetchen of Connacht, and I've basically had nothing to do for the past couple months. Need an archer? I"m good with a bow, fair with a sword, and I like to trample over peoples' heads.

Lumi: ...Nice.

Furetchen: You know, you really ARE a-

Lumi: Does the fact that we're in the heat of battle affect your libido at all?

Furetchen: What's this about a battle?

Lumi: ...Nevermind. (Geez, he's worse than Seth. ...I'll have to keep him around.)

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