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Jimmy Kimmel: So Eminem, can you tell us something about yourself that no one knows?

Eminem: ... Um, something nice?

Kimmel: Doesnt have to be nice

Eminem: I like to masturbate a lot

Eminem: When I say a lot, I mean a lot.

Kimmel: Barbara(Walters) does too...

Kimmel: Thank you so much Eminem *Goes to shake right hand*

Kimmel: Do you mind if I shake the left hand?

Eminem: No problem

Kimmel: Eminem, he touches himself, he touches us all

Eminem is left handed.

Edited by Kai
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i need to explain joke?

He jacks off left-handed. That guy was like "OHOHOHO I SHALL SHAKE YOUR LEFT HAND".

Kai, you know you're in trouble when you're resorting to telling dick jokes to a sarcastic asexual.

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you are dumbest

Now your choices here are being grammatically incorrect by comparing the two of you and using the superlative, or making an extreme overstatement and saying that he's the dumbest person in the world.

Which will you choose?

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