Phoenix Wright Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 On a scale of 1-5 (one being worst), we will rate pick up lines. Not every post is required to have a pick-up line, but this is suggested. "Hey, what has one-hundred teeth and holds a beast? My zipper." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 That outfit would look great stained with blood behind this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 You know I'm Fred Flinstone if I can make your bed rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 If I flip this coin, what are the chances that I'll get head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Can you give me directions... to your heart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Hello. 5/5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 Can you give me directions... to your heart? 1/5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 The government is after my penis. Quick! Hide this package in your person before the FBI finds it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 The government is after my penis. Quick! Hide this package in your person before the FBI finds it. That one's better than what I was thinking of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Classic: Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Classic: Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? and how many times has that one worked for you then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Has worked 1/10 times every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Not so much a pick-up line as a pick-up tactic: The Naked Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 How much do you have to drink to make me look good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 ^Good one. LOL 5/5 Here's a cheesy/stupid one: "Hey, do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call as soon as I saw Heaven." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Imma poke your heart. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 What's up? I haven't seen you so pale before, all your color's drained away. Let's go upstairs and I'll fill in the hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Classic: Does this rag smell of chloroform to you? Shit thats MY pick up line Although these ones work pretty well too: Screw me if Im wrong but is your name Helga If I were you Id have sex with me Don't worry I'll hellp you find your parentsYep if you can't tell Im in the kid n fiddle in another tab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I think we should fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordVeron Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I have some friends in my pants who'd just love to meet you... *tentacles slither out* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 I have some friends in my pants who'd just love to meet you... *tentacles slither out* 1/5 for that Tentacle crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 How about seeing who can drink the most without throwing up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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