The Dancing Orc

[Jaybee]

/backflip

/headwall

[#!/dev/haru]

The Great Archmagus Sukur is already offering teleportation here at a small cost in wherever your capital is. His apprentice, Hakan, is working the return service.

If your locale was the Harudoku Empire, you would get our protection.

[Thor Odinson]

Oh hey Alvis.

[Parrhesia]

I have my own protection very well sorted out, including an army from another plane at my beck and call.

[#!/dev/haru]

I have my own protection very well sorted out, including an army from another plane at my beck and call.

But if, for instance, my Empire attacked you, it would not be enough. Even Oujay's remnant forces would probably tear through.

[Thor Odinson]

If you want, I'm sure I can get to lend a hand too.

[Parrhesia]

But if, for instance, my Empire attacked you, it would not be enough. Even Oujay's remnant forces would probably tear through.

You just keep thinking that.

[#!/dev/haru]

You just keep thinking that.

Are you sure you want to test that? Because I will. Gladly.

[Thor Odinson]

Oh hey Dieck.

Hot.

[Parrhesia]

Sure. I'm sure you'll be able to definitively prove that the entire continent of Selarnia is inferior to a couple s with iron lances.

[#!/dev/haru]

Sure. I'm sure you'll be able to definitively prove that the entire continent of Selarnia is inferior to a couple s with iron lances.

My army has no Soldiers. Our troops are all highly-trained due to the military policy.

Edited December 27, 2010 by Utsuho Reiuji

[Parrhesia]

Cool. Unfortunately, given the nature of said plane, that will do nothing but work against you as they lose the ability to aim, fight properly, keep formation and do anything at all well, as long as I bring back a mere seven. Who will take you out effortlessly, albeit with a couple losses.

And this is fighting outside the field. Inside the field, you can do even less.

[Thor Odinson]

One woman, one rocket launcher, one machine gun, one oversized sword, at your aid.

[Jaybee]

What is the oversized sword like

[AstraLunaSol]

What is the oversized sword like

Stop with the innuendos.

[Jaybee]

Stop with the innuendos.

>:

[Thor Odinson]

It's bigger than yours.

...

or you.

Edited December 27, 2010 by Luminescent Blade

[Jaybee]

It's bigger than yours.

...

or you.

[Thor Odinson]

Exactly.

[Altera the Hun]

It's bigger than yours.

...

or you.

I guarantee it's not bigger than my axe.

Weapons triangle won't help you much when you've got giant robot vs human, so...

[Parrhesia]

Excuse me, but we are still in the pseudo-mediaeval era. I'd advise you hide your contraptions before the Smuggler's Guild gets a closer look.

[Thor Odinson]

When I say oversized sword, it is oversized.

[Nanami Touko]

I guarantee it's not bigger than my axe.

Weapons triangle won't help you much when you've got giant robot vs human, so...

If you've got an axe, you must be in a Zaku, to which I raise you a Gouf Custom.

[Altera the Hun]

If you've got an axe, you must be in a Zaku, to which I raise you a Gouf Custom.

I raise you a Zaku III. Which rolled out in UC 0088. So yeah.

[Aleph]

I raise you having no idea what you are talking about and understanding that this is a good thing!