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I TURN SEVENTEEN TODAY


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Cool and be broke, or be uncool and have money? Hmmm...

Happy birthday for the second time, Bizz. Have fun in your contest thing.

OK, last time.

Happy Birthday! Next year you'll be able to have dozens of legal responsibilities, vote, serve on jury duty, pay bills, pay taxes, got to college, get a job, and become yet another one of the faceless masses,a cog in the machine. Nothing special will ever happen to you and eventually you'll grow old and die.

There. Enjoy your birthday. <_<

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Cool and be broke, or be uncool and have money? Hmmm...

Happy birthday for the second time, Bizz. Have fun in your contest thing.

Excuse me, but I make a shitload every time I play Texas Hold 'Em. You only lose cash if you can't bluff worth shit.

Or have lolbad luck... *Looks at Pilot*

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Excuse me, but I make a shitload every time I play Texas Hold 'Em. You only lose cash if you can't bluff worth shit.

You're bluffing.

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Excuse me, but I make a shitload every time I play Texas Hold 'Em. You only lose cash if you can't bluff worth shit.

Or have lolbad luck... *Looks at Pilot*

And Texas Hold 'Em is the only way to gamble.

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Blackjack, as well as other forms of Poker...

Slots blow, and Roulette is too easily rigged.

Video Poker should be included as well. U.S. laws specifically prevent rigging the outcomes, and given the right pay scale, can get very close to and in some instances even exceed 100% payouts over the long run.

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