Parrhesia Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Unfortunately, Shinon couldn't resist one final look at Ike, and as he peered over the edge of the cliff, a particularly strong wind began to blow. Then it passed. Off to kill Mikihihahcaccihaa he went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Along the way he saw Sothe tripping over a bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Shinon fired his homing arrow at Mikihihahcaccihaa, but since no such person existed, the arrow did a 180o and flew back towards Shinon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Shinon dodged using the 1% chance he was given and sighed of relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 The arrow hit a rock, which fell off the cliff and shoved Ike's dead body further down the spike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Shinon: Holy sh-- After Shinon realized how horribly mutilated Ike was, he began to cry. Shinon realized that he had never given Ike a fair chance..... "Ikey boy, rest easy. I'm going to stop Micaiah for you!" After Shinon learned how to spell Micaiah's name correctly, he readied another homing arrow..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 (edited) But micaiah had a shield, she could not be hit. But there had to be a way... Edited August 24, 2010 by SlayerX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Shinon realized that Micaiah might lower her guard for someone not so threatening. So, he assigned his apprentice, Rolf, to the task of assassinating Micaiah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Rolf fell for Micaiah's charm, and ended up falling in love. He spilled Shinon's plot to kill Micaiah, and Micaiah was able to convince Rolf to turn aginast his master. What the fuck are we doing this is horribly wrong but I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Shinon had failed to take into account Micaiah's love of green haired boys. Rolf came after Shinon, and the two of them were dueling from 2 spaces away with their bows. Shinon:Rolf! Haven't I taught you everything you know? Rolf:Uncle Shinon,I'm sorry. But Micaiah is innocent. I am not going to kill her. I am going to protect her! Shinon:You're a blasted fool,Rolf! You're under her silver-haired spell! Rolf:Shut up! Rolf landed a critical on Shinon,killing him. Shinon:Co-Commander Greil.....Ikey boy.....I'll join you at last..... Just then,Rolf was horrified at what he had just done.....Little did he know that a certain other green haired boy was coming after him out of jealousy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Sain came out of a mysterious portal and struck Rolf with his axe. Sain: Why would you fall in love you fool! Girls are for looking at, not emotional bonding! Rolf looked at Sain oddly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 And they started running for no reason. And they ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran,.... I swear i once got away with this when a teacher told us to do this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 But they got super tired and their legs really hurt. Also, I did that too except mine was very very very very very very very... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 But since Sain was a Paladin and riding on a horse, only the horse's legs were tired. Sain jumped down from the horse and caught Rolf. "Now I shall teach you how to act like a proper gentleman!" exclaimed Sain. "Oscar, Boyd, please help me!" screamed Rolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 (edited) Little did Rolf know, Oscar and Boyd were feasting with Kent and Lyndis in Lycia. Rolf was doomed to learn how to be a "proper gentleman". Edited August 30, 2010 by Darros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 The training began without delay. Rolf found it even more difficult than marksmanship with Shinon. "If you truly love Maiden Micaiah, you must proclaim your love to her!" said Sain. "But I....."said Rolf. "What is it,Rolfie boy?" asked Sain. "She.....She's actually married to Sothe." said Rolf. "What?! You scoundrel! Hitting on a married woman!" bellowed Sain. "Yes, but I heard that Sothe tried to kill her with a knife bow." said Rolf. "Oh.....Then, we must expose Sothe for the rogue that he is! Let us ride to Maiden Micaiah's Palace!" exclaimed Sain. Sain pulled Rolf onto his horse, and the two went to Micaiah's Palace. As soon as Sain laid eyes on Micaiah, he acted as only he could..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Sain chucked all of his sharp objects at Micaiah, Hoping to kill her... He succeeded, but was shortly killed by Leonardo who also killed Rolf right afterwards (Thinking that Rolf had something to do with it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Sain and Rolf got their souls transported to Archanea and their souls took over the bodies of Frey and Abel. Sain and Rolf were invincible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Rolf was kinda pissed at Sain for killing Micaiah, the only girl aside from Mist that he had ever loved. But Rolf and Sain fit in very well with Marth's group in the bodies of Abel and Frey. (Although Frey was really hitting on Norne, Lena, Athena, Minerva, Linde, and even Caeda.) Rolf soon forgot about his obsession with Micaiah, and he and Sain led Marth's army to many victories in battle. Meanwhile, with the death of Micaiah, Sothe had been crowned the new king. Sothe had no prior ruling experience, and he was very uncomfortable. But the rest of the Dawn Brigade was assisting him. Leonardo was head of the archer division, Edward was head of the swordfighters, Nolan was head of the axefighters, Aran was head of the lancefighters, and Laura was in charge of the healers/magic users. Sothe was not seeking a bride, he couldn't possibly move on after Micaiah. But what he was seeking.....was world domination. He wanted to make sure that never again would there be oppressive rulers..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 31, 2010 Share Posted August 31, 2010 Somehow, Sothe was asleep one night when all hell broke loose. The west half of the castle exploded, and he found an invitation to a "Lycian Feast" on the end of his bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 He shrugged, and left. THe moment he was out of sight, the armies of the East broke forth from their ambush point and laid siege to Fort LickmypastywhiteballsShinon, clearing the walls of Leonardo's archers. Leonardo was next to fall, personally killed by Grand Duke Hnari Nukem, Son of Drakelfurth, Granddaughter of Kristina the Windbreaker. King Barney drew the Sword of Manliness and struck down Edward in single combat. Aran broke free and fled, ignored in the commotion, but Archgeneral Luclin Davehammer slashed him in the midriff. He ran on, hoping to inform Sothe. Nolan alone defended the throne from all attacks, but the flanking archers of Boss Captain Tondeleo Bartolomeo Brackenridge shot him down to a level where King Barney could strike him down and take over the throne. Aran lived just long enough to tell Sothe of the news. "Sothe, King Barney has taken over Lickmypastywhiteballsshinon! You...are our last hope...you need to return..." His last words spoke of the bravery of the color guard, before finally he collapsed and died. He had been holding his guts in with his shield. Sothe, oblivious to the massive ripoff of Myth that had just occured, turned to Laura. "There's nothing you can do for him?" "He's dead, Garrick. I mean, Sothe." Meg and Fiona kept up the rearguard. Fiona piped up with a suggestion. "If we don't get moving, that horde is going to be on top of us!" "Dude, we're, like, moving -towards- the horde. And there are only like two hundred of 'em. That's like two chapters." "I know, but I wanted to keep the ripping-off-Gonen's-Bridge theme going." Sothe ignored their banter. He still had to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 ...figure out a way to stop King Barney's sudden invasion. Sothe wondered if Baby Bop would also show up. He thought that maybe,just maybe,the people at the Lycian Feast would help him. Sothe sped off towards Lycia. Meanwhile,Meg and Fiona were tanking against Barney's horde. Fiona's Imbue Skill helped to keep her alive, while Meg had been given the skill Vantage, so she could often attack enemies before they could harm her. King Barney realized that he needed more troops to break through Meg and Fiona. So he began to sing a hypnotic song that would entrance all those below a certain level of power, much like when Ashera turned people to stone in Fire Emblem:Radiant Dawn. The song started like this "I love you, you love me, we're one happy family....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 And it ended "AND NOW YOU BE MY SLAVE." Fiona and Meg were goners. Meanwhile, Kent, Lyn, Boyd, and Oscar had finished feasting when they saw a green haired theif named Sothe running towards them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 As they were about to ask him why he had come, a booming came from the hills; "KING BARNEY'S GON' FORK YOU UP" Barney held aloft the Sword of Manliness, and at last Boyd knew his life was to end. "We must fly!" cried Rolf. "We can't fly," replied Sothe flatly. "I meant, like, metaphorically," snapped the possessed knight. "So I'd be like, 'we must fly', and then I'd run away, see?" "Easy for you to say. You're cavalry!" "Cavalry? Nah, mate, see, I'm actually an archer." "Archer. Right." "I'm just possessing this dude to...to eat here, mostly." "Right." "Couldn't ride to save my life." "Really now. Well, in that case-" *schlurck* "Ohkcuf-" Rolf collapsed in a pool of his own blood. Suddenly, around Sothe sprung the entire Army of the South-by-Southeast, prepared to defend the castle to the death. "Barney is ours!" cried Sothe. "We shall fall upon his army like vultures on a corpse in the desert!" "How did you get all your dudes into my castle?" asked Miciahah. "Ninjas." "oh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) Sothe looked behind him. "Let's de-" then he found that Lyn had ran off to somewhere, another Lycian feast, perhaps. But that didn't mater. Sothe knew he was... Edited September 2, 2010 by Darros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.