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It's a good thing I brought my library card cuz i'ma checkin you out!

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Hey baby, are you a parking ticket cuz you got fine written all over you.

Hey, are those SPACE pants, cuz that ass is out of this world!

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I have something for you... in my pants.

We should go out sometime, you me and the twins.

if your beauty was ranked on numbers i would be counting till i die

Is there a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them.

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I have something for you... in my pants.

We should go out sometime, you me and the twins.

if your beauty was ranked on numbers i would be counting till i die

Is there a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them.

it was only a matter of time.......

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"Baby im like a rubix cube. The more you play play with me the harder i get"

Disclamer:This pickup line has NOTHING TO DO WITH MASU

Seriously, I didnt make this up. Im not THAT perverted am i?

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Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me for finding raine attractive! I dont tend to have men in my sig unless i find a freakin kick ass pic of a guy. *goes to find a kick ass sasuke sig*

*changes mind after looking at raine again*

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Sauske is an emo whinny little bitch who can't do crap on his own.

If you meant Souske, then we'd be talking about Aizen, which is a totally different story.

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