Original Alear Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 (edited) I'll take you on: The Ur-Quan Dreadnought, I.E the only ship in my fleet that isn't here for comic relief, has powerful lasers and autonomous fighters, quite agile, who are trained to return when they run low on fuel. I assume that ship has some fighters? I'll be deploying some smaller ships of my own. The Shofixti Scout, piloted by crazy raccoons, is a kamikaze ship with explosives powerful enough to detonate stars. The Syreen penetrator is manned by blue mermaids who will lure your crewmembers away with their siren songs. Note that inorganic species are not immune so don't even try it. The Spathi Discriminator is excellent at evasive manuevers and can fire missiles from its behind. The Androsynth Guardian is piloted by homosexuals. It can go into its super-flaming homosexual "blazer" form for fabulous destructive power. Edited April 4, 2010 by SeverIan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H3X/AntiStyle Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 O_O Overkill? /lured away by blue mermaids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Griulf Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Industrial Strength Transporters being activated from Warp. I win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 You will understand. You will have...the hunger. What I never knew Ilyana had joined the cobras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 What I never knew Ilyana had joined the cobras She id the founder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 What I never knew Ilyana had joined the cobras She has a tapeworm in her belly, that's almost the same thing as a snake/cobra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 She has a tapeworm in her belly, that's almost the same thing as a snake/cobra. Damn I was hoping somebody would get the snake eater reference as the cobras have names like the fury, the fear or the end so when Fireman mentioned her and the hunger it reminded me of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Oh. That makes sense, but I was thinking you meant something like the cobras from GI Joe or something. (just figured the hunger was a joke off that or something) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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