Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Hello everybody, and welcome to the Serenes Forest cooking show. I'll be your host for today, and we'll be making (checks cue card and fridge) pork chops. So first we apparently AUGH WHY IS IT DOING THAT ...sorry... and then we WHY IS IT EXPLODING OH GOSH FIRE EXTINGUISHER FIRE EXTINGUISHER ...aaaaaaand we'll see you next time, some random time, same channel... ~falls out the door~ (In other news, I apparently can't cook things that aren't vegetables, pasta, or eggs.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 What ... the ... hell ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I am living proof that guys can cook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 So's my dad. WHERE IS HE OH GOSH AUGH I can cook pasta. Pork chops are not pasta. This is a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I am living proof that guys can't cook well. This is more true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 *throws the Gen 5 pokemon Fire starter* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'm serious Not all guys suck at culinary arts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 My mom apparently assumes that if I go by the cookbook's directions, nothing can go wrong. She's left the house and told me to finish making dinner. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 My mom apparently assumes that if I go by the cookbook's directions, nothing can go wrong. She's left the house and told me to finish making dinner. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG During dinner, when you are supposed to be eating, the fire will be eating the building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 The house on fi....... Never mind Order takeout or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 I have not yet set the kitchen on fire! where is my dad he was supposed to finish making the food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Nightmare Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 (edited) LOL!!! I Can Cook... :D Edited May 13, 2010 by Nithaiah!! :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I can cook! >: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I can cook! >: So can I. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I can cook. Only pasta though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I am living proof that guys can cook I'm serious Not all guys suck at culinary arts A lot of the most famous chefs from the past and present are male. How the hell did you even get this "guys suck at cooking" thing? I'm sure people know that good male chefs can exist without needing to acknowledge your existence as living proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Today in culinary class some guy started a fire Im guessing PEMN counts here too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 My dad is the best cook ever, fyi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'm guessing the "need to prove guys can cook" is going off the assumption that cooking is "feminine" or whatever. IT INVOLVES SETTING THINGS ON FIRE. In other news, the pork chops were edible, and my house still exists. Join us next episode for... something I actually know how to cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 In today's episode, Nel and I will be showing you guys how to use the stove. We'll also show the steps to boiling water safely. (I figure we should start with the basics...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 Basics? Fah. I'll show you basics. ~grabs a bottle of hot sauce~ Look, children. If your food doesn't contain at least a quarter of one of these, it's not done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Basics? Fah. I'll show you basics. ~grabs a bottle of hot sauce~ Look, children. If your food doesn't contain at least a quarter of one of these, it's not done. Now now, don't be hasty.. *Nel casts Firebolt on Hot Sauce* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 ~holds up a clove of garlic~ This is also important. If you put enough of it in, other humans might be annoyed after you eat it, but you won't have any problems with vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 ~holds up a clove of garlic~ This is also important. If you put enough of it in, other humans might be annoyed after you eat it, but you won't have any problems with vampires. *Puts Garlic in pot* *Puts Butter in pot alss" *Waits 5 minutes* :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 My dad is the best cook ever, fyi~ No, MY dad is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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