Aleph Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Why isn't a thread like this pinned yet? Anyway, I'll start Criteria Weight Taste - would you put it in your mouth? Innovation - is the food boring or fun? Variety - is it all the same crap or not? Price - can you afford it in the first place? Availability - can anyone else even get to this place? Service - do you actually get what you asked for? Survivability - can you eat it without dying too quickly? Speed - is it actually "fast food"? (They should all be "fast" so I put this lower to begin with) The actual list Xeld Tier: Whataburger God Tier: Braum's Popeye's Top Tier: KFC Arby's Chick-Fil-A Top Mid: Carl's Jr./Hardee's Mid Tier: A&W Wendy's Long John Silver's Denny's <-- This is "the middle" I keep talking about --> Jack-in-the-Crack Subway Dairy Queen Bottom Mid: Sonic Low Tier: Burger King McDonalds Bottom Tier: Empty at the moment Red versus Blue Tier: (I don't know either, Plank) Church's Chicken Hell Tier: Taco Hell Despair Tier: Boston Market Edited June 7, 2010 by Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Add Dennis in. Also, McDonald's is pretty undarrated...it shouldn't be that low. (Unless this tier wasn't seriously planned) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furby Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Burgerking is same as McDonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Checkers for top of mid, Burger King for bottom of it, I guess Edited June 6, 2010 by A boy named Sal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Subway to low or low-mid. Too stressful to order. Tastes good, though, and who gives a flying fuck about the health benefits. KFC to bottom after the Deep-fried Chicken 'Bread' Burger Thing That Kills People. McDonald's to bottom. No explanation needed. Edited June 6, 2010 by Furetchen Arrowroot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 God Tier:Whataburger Yes. Carl's Jr./Hardy's for Mid Tier? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Subway to low or low-mid. Too stressful to order. Tastes good, though, and who gives a flying fuck about the health benefits. KFC to bottom after the Deep-fried Chicken 'Bread' Burger Thing That Kills People. McDonald's to bottom. No explanation needed. How is subway to stressful to order? And Sonic should be bumped up. Whenever I go, my burgers are always warm, and they always have good drinks and ice cream. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Burger King to High Tier under KFC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 How is subway to stressful to order? having to yell your order to the guy behind bulletproof glass, with five people waiting behind you is what I'd call stressful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) - Carl's Junior/Hardees to mid high for curly fries (they have curly fries right? I loved Hardees' fries when I was a kid) and general delicitude ^ KFC, for the bowls AND the chicken sandwiches that are actually chicken sandwiches ^ Sonic, for the drinks/shakes/other stuff that comes in a cup V McDonalds, for being blatantly unhealthy ? Why up Burger King? They haven't brought anything really interesting to the table lately that I know of. Edited June 6, 2010 by Gnomes Suck >:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 How is subway to stressful to order? And Sonic should be bumped up. Whenever I go, my burgers are always warm, and they always have good drinks and ice cream. :) *Massive queue. Finally you get in there* "Hi, I-" "Placeyourorderplease" "Uh-" *Guy behind you starts to shove you* "Italian-" *you get shunted roughly to the left* "Fillingsplease" "uh, I'll have" *you glance at the top and find something within about three seconds* "Teriyaki, pl-" "Youwantapufferfishwiththa-" "No thanks but could I please also have-" *you get roughly shunted along again* "Sauce." "Uh, uh, I'll have-" "Toastedornottoasted" "Toasted please, and also I'll-" "Sauce." "Uh, uh, uh, barbeque." *You get roughly shunted* "Drinks?" "Lift." "Eightydollarsthankyousirhaveaniceday" *faints* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 kfc up more for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaire Koschuken Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Burger King and McD's should be lower, and McD should be ahead of BK. Reasoning: They both are shit compared to good fast food, but BK has much worse service. Seriously, I've had my order screwed up there so many times that I might just blow one up for the hell of it. "Double bacon, plain, please." "Here's your single deluxe chicken with the works." "-_- You disappoint me." You have also forgotten to mention Culver's, the greatest fast food chain to ever exist in this universe. I recommend adding a new tier for it. -drool- Oh, and Steak 'N Shake. About restaurant quality food, but kinda slow sometimes. Probably High or High Mid. Edited June 6, 2010 by Kaire Koschuken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Chick-fila for high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 kfc up more for [sandwich joke] Already did bro It's God tier now that's pretty nice as it is :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) [Culver's and Steak 'N Shake] Great; need more accounts though. Edit: Argh, I was supposed to edit this into my last post. >_< Edit: V McDonalds; quality is that bad V Burger King; service is apparently terrible (chicken fries are nice but apparently not enough for ME to ever eat there) Be sure to keep arguing for legitimacy! This is the most important thread ever you know. Edited June 6, 2010 by Gnomes Suck >:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Already did bro It's God tier now that's pretty nice as it is :P I was saying it needs to be higher, just look at that rapeface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Add Dennis in. Also, McDonald's is pretty undarrated...it shouldn't be that low. (Unless this tier wasn't seriously planned) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Macker's is a piece of shit. Oporto for top tier. Chips are unmatched. Burgers are good too. EDIT: Thoughts on Kingsley's? Edited June 6, 2010 by Furetchen Arrowroot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 McDonalds: It's getting hit so hard because so many others are agreeing it's gross. The others you two mentioned: More accounts please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Harvey's should be on the list in High Tier. They let you put on whatever topping you want and the burgers are actually good. Oh and Lick's for top of top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted June 6, 2010 Author Share Posted June 6, 2010 Sounds great, but again, we need more accounts. Beat up your friends and make them write a book report on the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaire Koschuken Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Also, are there any A&W's around any more? It was great food and the best root beer ever tasted by humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deliriyum Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Is everyone else oblivious to the awesome that is Chick-fil-a? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Why do you consider McDonald's bad? It's basically the same as BK, except BK has worse-flavored fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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