Zak Something Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Lekain: I'm afraid to shave. I might accidentally cut myself... So Tinny, honey, tonight, do you want to play Sticky Balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Tinny: Please... let me be. I don't want to see you hurt. You don't understand how fearsome the wraith of Tordo's descendants can be. Hey, Micaiah! How does it feel being responsible for the dead of thousands of innocents? Edited April 25, 2011 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Micaiah: B-but I... *runs off crying* Geeze, Tinny, what's up? Usually, you're much sweeter then this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Tinny: "No... I never did... No... Brother? Brother, please don't listen to this person. I can explain! Wait! Brother!!!" Oh, Senator Oliver. Is there another secret to your unequaled beauty besides the rich blessings of the goddess you receive, that might also be useful for a lowly commoner like me? Edited April 25, 2011 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Oliver: Just use the self-edit tool. Then you'll win beauty contests left and right! Ok, I see now. Come with me. Tinny: Wait, where are you taking me!? Me: A friend of mine. Hey Hawk, Manfloy screwed with Tinny's memory and now she doesn't remember who I am, do you know any way to fix it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Manfroy: "Well, if you want her to "remember" you, that makes 200000 gold. Give me the money, tell me what she has to remember and leave the door closed for 15 minutes." Looks like I wasn't paying attention. I also need to stop getting carried away like that. Hey, Othin. Can you show me what you do to idiots who pester you with annoying questions? Edited April 25, 2011 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Othin: Yeah. *Throws brick at a scarecrow's face* Next question? Yeah, riiight, Manfloy, but I was talking to Hawk. Hawk, can you help any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Hawk: "Hmm, I would say this is a result from her traumatic experiences at the hand of her aunt. This lead to her being afraid of binding herself to another person, out of fear of getting injured by them. If you spent some time with her and she gets to trust you, the memories should return in time. But if not consul me again and I will see what else I can do." Zephidel, why made you Narshen a general? I mean, don't you want to actually WIN the war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Zephiel: But he's cool looking! Hugh: But he's so damn weak! Zephiel: :( Thank you, Hawk! So Tinny, what do you want to go do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Tinny: "I'm a little confused now. I would like to go to the arena and thoron a few guys. I think a little workout would clean my mind a little." Hi, Makalov. I wonder, wouldn't all enemy soldiers gang up on you, with such a ridiculous armor and such an ugly mug? Edited April 25, 2011 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Makalov: Hey, that ain't right, dog. Hey Sety, do you know where the closest arena is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Sety: "Walk along this street and at the next crossroad go right. After that just keep walking forward and you should eventually see it. I would lead you, but I need to take care of some stuff here in Manster, now that the war is over. Good luck. Also take care of yourself, Tinny." By the way, Makalov. Do you finally have the 2000 gold you owe me? Edited April 25, 2011 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Makalov: Eh?? What 2000 gold?? Nephenee, has Heather ever tried licking you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightBow Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) Nephenee: "Well, she constantly pesters me, I can tell you that much. It's so embarrassing and annoying so please leave it at that. I know there are rumors that there was more going on but please don't believe those." Hi, Lady Lucia. I wondered, back in the Mad Kings war, how could you fight wearing such long heels? Edited April 25, 2011 by BrightBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Hawk: CHUCK NORRIS! Is there any Fire Emblem character whose favorite song is 'Rape Me' by Nirvana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Gheb: Amelia. Amelia: N-no! Shut up! So Tinny, how was your time at the arena? Can you at least remember my name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Lord Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Tinny: Yeah, I finally got a few memories, Zakie. *hugs Zak strongly* Hey Aless, if you consider yourself a Black Knight, why are you the only one that is recruited and is not a promoted enemy that we must fight to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Aless: Well, I can't very well steal Tinny from the opposing side, now can I? ...Aless, you realize she's pregnant, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Lord Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Aless:...Yeah, but then...and if I do....moreover if...man, I can't think of something at the moment. Manfroy, standby and regroup somewhere else! Titania, how are the Greil Mercenaries original HQ going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Titania: We relocated to the Batcave. Okay, who here uses Gheb as their bowling ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Ross: Actually, I use his head as a kickball. Hey Green Gwonam Levin, do you know how to PwNzOr defeat dat dam gurl steelur Aless and his minions minions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Levin: Yeah, just do as I say... Hey Sain, Gatrie, ever wanted to be captured by the Gerudos and be raped by them daily in OoT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Earlier in the day...: Sain and Gatrie: Um, what? Gatrie: Nah, I'm too interested in furries. Sain: Any woman is good enough for me... L'Arachel... will you marry me? *Puts a wedding ring on her finger* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 L'Arachel: Of course, you fool! *cries tears of joy* So Aless I got you a present. *hands him Action 52* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Lord Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Aless: Umm, what is this for? I have no NES. Hey Shinon, are you still teaching Rolf some marksmanship skills or tricks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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