Charpig Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Sety: My good sir, I don't cast spells with these books, these books cast their spells on me! Hey, this page has Tinny on it! Holy Holsety! Binks, do you wish you got as much attention as Gheb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerachi Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Binks: Who? Sedgar, how's it like in FE11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Sedgar: I just gained a level.....Holy moley! Hey, Wolf, I got a perfect level up! Wolf: So did I! Vyland: Damn it, I got a blank level up! Roshea: I only gained HP..... Hardin: Wolf and Sedgar.....Are those.....steroids? Wolf: Absolutely not, Lord Hardin! Hardin: Hand them here, Wolf. I command you. (Hardin takes the Steroids) Hardin: I feel.....INVINCIBLE! But that Marth.....He's really pissing me off! I can't believe Nyna chose HIM for the Emblem! Grrrrrr! Now, we know that Roid Rage is behind Hardin's change of heart from FE 11 to FE 12. Leonardo, have you ever shot anyone in the butt, like Gordin did in the anime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Leonardo: I have never shot anybody anywhere, let alone the backside. Sety, have you even tried using the spells on the last page of the book? You're probably too lazy to do it... Eh, while you're doing that I'm going to learn dark magic. Only then shall I embarrass you. I will win with my own corrupted version of Holsety! (Now with +20 Speed)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Sety: NO! Holsety isn't meant to be trifled with! The dark version will consume your very soul if you cast it! Tormod, which name do you think sounds cooler: Merton or X-Zone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Tormod: X-zone. Why? So Skasaher, with Celice being a Grl Stealr (I think. people are, then they're not, then they are again...), I'm pretty sure Lana's not getting the attention she needs. Wanna try and get wit with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Skasaher: Yeah! How is she holding up anyway? Calm down Sety, I'm just trying to get you to cast the goddamn spells in the back of your books. I WANT TO SEE. NOW. Oh yeah, and if they used to belong to Levin, then how is Tinny featured in it? Wouldn't that make it her mom Tiltyu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 (edited) Sety: Tinny's in the most recent issue, not any old ones. Her feet aren't in the picture, though... :( There are spells in the back of this? *flips to back* Oh yeah. Let's see... Breast Expansion... Disintegrate Clothes... I could try these on Tinny, but Zak would probably be upset... ... Sety, maybe show us some spells that aren't from a porn mag? Edited May 24, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Sety: You mean like that one from a book by Freud? Okay... So Boyd, has Chris Hansen caught you banging Mist yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Boyd: Heh. Last time I tried that, ERL gave me this... *shows horrid leg wound that still hasn't healed* Tinny, baby, why am I not allowed to pwn your Grl Stealrz like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 "You shouldn't aspire to be like ERL anyways!" Mareeta, how do you get Nihil from a sword? Wat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Mareeta: I'm not the only one who gets skills from weapons. Aless gets Critical from his Mistoltin, for example. So Lana, how has Skasaher been to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Lana: He's kind, but I do wish he wouldn't be so reckless in battle. I have to heal him a lot. Tormod, do you think you could handle the might of X-Zone? (That's why I asked you about it earlier.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Tormod: Hell yeah, I can cast way stronger spells! ...Wait, are you use it on me!? Levin, do you know how to deliver a baby? Just for when Tinny... You know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Levin: Uhmm... Yes? Kieran, I heard you are injuring yourself by hitting yourself on a brick wall... Shall I transfuse some HP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Kieran: Never! The only way for me to heal myself is to break the wall and find the ham hidden within it! Sety, why don't you join any earlier in FE5? We need you on our team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 (edited) Sety: Because, I was too busy trying to teach Asvel proper Grl Stealin techniques. Poor kid, his heart just wasn't into it... Setyyyyy! Tinny's in laboooor! Where's your daaaaaad!? Edited May 25, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Sety: How should I know? Wait, did you say that Tinny is in labor? Holy Holsety! Yeah, okay, I'll find him..... Levin: *reading an issue of Lustful Lali-Ho* Sety: Father! Tinny is in labor! Levin: Huh?! Well, we better go help her! Sety: Uh.....We? Levin: Yes! All the time you've spent Girl Stealing.....You better learn to do some good around here. Now, let us go..... Athos, what do you think of the saying "People die if they are killed"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Athos: ...Well, it IS true, at least. Rather obvious, though. *holding her hand, wiping sweat off her forehead* Well, Tinny... That wasn't too bad... Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Tinny: Why don't YOU give birth and then we'll talk. Levin: You actually have twins! One's a boy, the other's a girl.....Hey,where's the girl? Tinny: Hey, didn't you bring Sety with you? Where is he? Levin: .....Uh-oh. Tinny: Sety! GIRL STEALER!!!!! Est, if you were forced to dress up as a maid or in a bunny suit, which one would you pick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 (edited) Est: Maid. I heard Zak has a thing for those. Me: *Too busy chasing Sety to respond* Est: ... Me: *takes daughter back and whacks Sety in the back of the head* NO! Bad! Sety: Oww... Me: And yes Est, I do have a thing for maids, and stop trying to stl me, it won't work. Est: ... ... Oh Sety! Sety: Be quiet, harpy, I'm busy trying to steal someone else. Est: ... :( So Tinny... *hands daughter to her* *points to kids* Emily and Siegfried, like we decided earlier? Edited May 26, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Tinny: You know I wanted to name the girl Tiltyu... Lachesis, why is it that every time after you talk to Eltshan you die on EP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Lachesis: Because his knights are assholes. :( Alright honey, we'll name her Tiltyu. So Arthur, buddy, you're an uncle now! How's it feel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fala Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Arthur: *throws a huge party* Yay! Dimna: *sob* YURIA!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs more* Fala: Crap, he's crying again... Hey Mana let's get him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Mana: Of course. Wait, Dimna, why are you crying about Julia? I thought it was Skasaher she left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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