Let's Ask FE Characters!

[Ercdouken]

Mia: Anyone that cuts my hair will feel the wrath of my sword!

Gerik, how does it feel to have two chicks around you?

Edited August 25, 2010 by Dark Legend Vampire

[Thor Odinson]

Gerik: I feel manly. B) But you know, I gotta keep them both happy. It's a chief's duty.

Dieck, is there any girl that you like?

[El Rey León]

Dieck: Not really. I just enjoy life as a mercenary.

Gerik, in yours and Marisa's A support ending, it said you were disappointed that she was awkward in everything but fighting. Does that mean Marisa is awkward in...?

Edited August 25, 2010 by El Rey León

[Thor Odinson]

Gerik: Uh... This stuff's private, you know....

Ogma, Dieck, and Gerik: Out of the three of you, who's the manliest?

[BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER]

*Que three way battle between the three men in question which Ogma ends up winning*

Ogma: Well I'm clearly the ma-

*Barst enters and interrupts by punching Ogma right in the face which ends up knocking him out*

Barst: Sorry, Captain Ogma but if I can easily knock you out like that I am clearly the manliest one of all and if these other two have fallen to you then that clearly means they are less manly than me anyways.

Sirius, are you really a cybercop from the future posing as Camus with an identity crisis just to cause unnecessary drama with characters who have been associated with Camus for the lulz?

Edited August 25, 2010 by Joey

[BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER]

Woah disregard this

Edited August 25, 2010 by Joey

[Thor Odinson]

Sirius: ... what? And no, I'm clearly not Camus. I don't know where you'd see the resemblance despite that I have the same hair and clothes and lance and I am actually him.

Dieck, are you too manly for your shirt? 8D

[Zak Something]

Dieck: Maybe. They keep ripping apart when I put them on.

Shanan, I'm ordering your card. Thoughts?

Edited August 25, 2010 by crashman_alpha

[Thor Odinson]

Shanan: I feel appreciated. Thanks.

Lakche, apparently you can kill Alvis (though using a massive amount of turns because he kept on Great Shielding :<) with just a Silver Blade. Thoughts?

[El Rey León]

Lakche: I could kill him with a paperclip at this point. Are you doubting me as Goddess of Death?!

Skasaher, how does it feel being overlooked for your mom, sis, and coz?

[Thor Odinson]

Skasaher: IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A FRIGGIN' SWORDMASTER AND DON'T HAVE CONTINUE. ;^; but it's okay. LB's planning for me to kill things next. There's a bit of last minute calculations but that's it.

Skasaher: Seeing that I almost always do HolynAyra, you almost always have the highest HP on the team. Thoughts?

[Light Lord]

Skasaher: That's pretty cool. That way I'll endure a lot of damage and still keep going onwards.

Anna, why do you like so much to make characters suffer from the RNG?

[riariadne]

"I don't make people suffer. That's my twin also named Anna's job."

Briggid, isn't it difficult to shoot wearing all those rings?

[CrashGordon94]

Briggid: Hardly! -_-

Any FE Thief, what's the strangest thing you've ever stolen?

[Altera the Hun]

Colm: Well, I've somehow managed to steal Neimi's panties from some enemy general...

Matthew: Big deal, I stole Ursula's panties from Ursula. ...Leila, what are you doing with that knife?

Roro, would you, perhaps, come from a planet city of Roros?

[Randoman]

Of course not. I was taken in by Emeriya when I was so young, I don't even remember where I originally came from.

FE 6 characters besides Roy and his potential wives: how does it feel to not be able to have paired endings?

[Light Lord]

FE6 characters: Of course we are! At least most of us. Why is Roy the only one allowed to have one IS?

Ashnard, if you were to meet Gharnef and Zephiel would you join forces with them?

[El Rey León]

FE6: We feel gypped. Especially Klein and Tate and Fir and Noah.

Ashnard: Only if they proved worthy of my strength. If so, we'd go out for tea.

FE7, (yeah, I'm asking THE GAME*) Why did you break the rules? Dracoknigts are supposed to be better than Pegasus Knights, but you're the only game where Pegasus Knights outclass your Dracoknights. Explain.

*=BTW, you just lost The Game.

Edited August 26, 2010 by El Rey León

[Thor Odinson]

FE7 Pegs: What, us pretty girls flying on Pegasi can't be badass for once?

Damn. ;^;

Seth, Eirika, people have leaked pictures of your private life on to the internet. I was merely doing a search for some Seth pics on GOOGLE (with SafeSearch, too!) when those pics came up. =_=||| What are you going to do about it?

[Charpig]

Eirika: I am not going to do anything about it. But Ephraim and Seth,on the other hand.....I think it's Forde being naughty in his paintings, and inspiring other people to be naughty.

Forde, how do you respond to Eirika's accusation?

[riariadne]

*=BTW, you just lost The Game.

http://xkcd.com/391/

"Haha, of course I don't do that!" *hides a certain painting*

Aless, are you aware you look almost exactly like your father? Like, nearly identical twins except in age?

[Altera the Hun]

Aless: Dude, Generation Xerox. Seriously, Altenna is the only one I can think of who doesn't look exactly like her parents, and that's just because she got her dad's brown hair instead of her mom's pink hair.

Sirius, are you aware that you are a CHAR?

[Charpig]

Sirius: What?! Are you serious?!

Ephraim, what's the lesser of two evils: Being married to L'Arachel or marrying Tana and having Innes as your brother in law?

Edited August 27, 2010 by Charpig

[Just call me AL]

Ephraim: I'd say marrying Tana and having Innes as an in-law. Besides, I'm sure he'll give in to the idea. (And I've had it planned for a while.)

Lilina, rephrasing a question I had asked you, given the choice between these classes, which would you choose? Scout, Shocktrooper, Lancer, Engineer, Armored Soldier, or Sniper?

[Naglfar]

Lilina: Sorry, what? I'm a Fire Emblem character.

Marth, how do you feel about not having support conversations?