Could anyone properly translate this Japanese lampoon on the Fire Emblem series

[Emperor Hardin]

http://ansaikuropedia.org/wiki/ファイアーエムブレム (series as a whole)

http://ansaikuropedia.org/wiki/ファイアーエムブレム_聖戦の系譜の登場人物 (fe4 characters)

http://ansaikuropedia.org/wiki/ファイアーエムブレム_聖魔の光石 (sacred stones)

http://ansaikuropedia.org/wiki/ファイアーエムブレム_蒼炎の軌跡 (path of radiance)

Its some sort of lampoon on the series,

Also this is hilarious.

http://images.uncyc.org/ja/0/07/Marth3.JPG

Edited June 16, 2010 by Emperor Hardin

[Esau of Isaac]

I can only really read the areas in katakana and hiragana.

I wish I had more knowledge of kanji. Then I could at least make an effort at this. ;_;

[El Rey León]

Also this is hilarious.

http://images.uncyc.org/ja/0/07/Marth3.JPG

What's so funny about "403 Forbidden" Is that a pot shot at me?

[Emperor Hardin]

What's so funny about "403 Forbidden" Is that a pot shot at me?

It works for me.

Using a imperfect translation machine, I noticed they grouped lords in Royalty(Marth, Alm, Celicia, Eirika, Ephraim, Celice), Nobility(Leaf), Dukes(sigurd), Marquesses(Eliwood, Roy) and Gorilla(Ike).

[Emperor Hardin]

Ephraim is described as a pedophile, Eirika is Lyn 2.5, and Monica's page just says "Darling, Darling" over and over again. I guess she's their Denning.

Just a reminder there's no double posting or thread necromancy rules in this forum.

Edited June 16, 2010 by Emperor Hardin

[Just call me AL]

Ephraim is described as a pedophile, Eirika is Lyn 2.5, and Monica's page just says "Darling, Darling" over and over again. I guess she's their Denning.

Just a reminder there's no double posting or thread necromancy rules in this forum.

Lol what?

Edited June 16, 2010 by LittleAl

[Absynthia]

Just remember that Mist has a brother complex.

And that Soren (Senerio)'s real name is actually Homorio.

Edited June 16, 2010 by Haia Absynthia Ariaura

[Narga_Rocks]

Just a reminder there's no double posting or thread necromancy rules in this forum.

um, are you trying to make sure you don't get warned and said this in case we forgot about our own rules?

Anyway, a human translator would probably do a better job, but why not just use google translate or something? Granted, it gets kinda weird at times this way.