Soviet Gregor Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 (edited) Me: “Would you like a free year of anti-virus for this computer?” Customer: “No, that is too expensive! In my country, we can get it for about $16 USD!” Me: “Well, in this country you get it for free when you buy a computer.” Customer: “No, it’s too expensive. You give me a deal?” Me: “I can charge you $16 US Dollars for the anti-virus.” Customer: “Okay! You see? You gave me a deal.” I got that from here. Most of it is actually funny Edited June 18, 2010 by Das Pahnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furby Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Yeah, this site. Some of them are just worthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I love this site! This has to be my favorite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 That site is worrying when you're looking for a job though. (Though I've had my deli job for two weeks now, and nobody's asked me for kosher ham so... so far so good?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 I'll come to where you work and ask you for halal ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thief Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Then you people haven't heard of meat made for vegetarians then. What a pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furby Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Then you people haven't heard of meat made for vegetarians then. What a pity. This is a blasphemy of the highest order! REPENT, SINNER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Then you people haven't heard of meat made for vegetarians then. What a pity. Sounds delicious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Did I just die of Dysentry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I seriously laughed at this one: One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Pleasure VIDEO GAME STORE | COLORADO SPRINGS, CO, USA (A few years ago, a particular game went through a scandal for having hidden pornographic content.) Customer: “Hi, I’d like to trade in this game.” Me: “Sorry, sir, I can’t take this game.” Customer: “Why not?” Me: “Because it’s undergoing a rating change. We’ve sent all of our existing copies back to the company.” Customer: “Well, that’s dumb. What’s it being changed to?” Me: “AO, or Adults Only.” Customer: “Woah. Why?” Me: “Because there’s a pornographic mini-game hidden in the coding.” Customer: “So, you’re telling me there’s porn in my game?” Me: “Yes, sir.” (Suddenly, another customer behind him speaks up.) Another customer “If you don’t want it, can I have it?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Please, I deal with these kind of people at the store every day. If you want decent stories, I got some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Then you people haven't heard of meat made for vegetarians then. What a pity. i have, and it smells disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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