Altera the Hun Posted October 19, 2010 Author Share Posted October 19, 2010 I am lieutenant Sulley from Murasame Research Lap, who is the leader here? Where can I find my own mech? We've got the new Unicorn Gundam sitting in the back. You can take that if you want. I already HAVE joined. Now I've flown my fifty-five fucking missions, can I go on my fucking leave?! Fifty-four of which were training missions, which don't count towards that total. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 Rum is tasty. It's better when not spiked with Lime, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 gIO is a shapeshifter. @_@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 (edited) And then we all died by crashing into an asteroid. Whoever survived got massacred by funnels. Moonlight Butterfly. Jehuty. Degeneration Cannon. The End. /lock. SHIT I DIDN'T MAKE THE THREAD. Edited November 2, 2010 by Pahn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Fifty-four of which were training missions, which don't count towards that total. Tell that to fucking Orr! Aargh, this...fuck this, I'm going to Italy. *deserts* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 Tell that to fucking Orr! Aargh, this...fuck this, I'm going to Italy. *deserts* *Hunts your ass down and pulls you in front of a firing squad for desertion* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 Troll elsewhere, Lightning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Troll elsewhere, Lightning. Rein? Troll? Lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 Rein? Troll? Lmao Yeah, I know, right? He should stop trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 (edited) I believe it's actually called "stating the truth" in this instance. Edited November 2, 2010 by Luka Megurine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 *Hunts your ass down and pulls you in front of a firing squad for desertion* HAH! Only one American was killed for desertion, muthafucka, and he was...some other guy! With a vaguely Eastern European name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 HAH! Only one American was killed for desertion, muthafucka, and he was...some other guy! With a vaguely Eastern European name! Not in Gundam, there wasn't. *Sics the Firing Squad on Furet* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Aah, piss this. *teleports elsewhere* *faintly, a voice can be heard shouting "I don't even know what the fuck a Gundam is, anyway!"* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Its like a transformer except they dont transform. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 *A faint "Meh." can be heard from the distance* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 2, 2010 Author Share Posted November 2, 2010 *Location of said "meh" triangulated via Sonar* *Carpet-bombing of said location. With Nukes.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 (edited) Congratulations, you have angered the local city-state of Dontfuckwithus, backed by M&M Industries. The strafe runs will begin shortly. In the meantime, I've had ... 23 minutes to escape your feeble assault on my person. And, like...2 more days to relocate elsewhere. Edited November 4, 2010 by Furetchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 4, 2010 Author Share Posted November 4, 2010 Congratulations, you have angered the local city-state of Dontfuckwithus, backed by M&M Industries. The strafe runs will begin shortly. In the meantime, I've had ... 23 minutes to escape your feeble assault on my person. And, like...2 more days to relocate elsewhere. *Nukes said city state into oblivion* Thank god for the tracking chip embedded in your collar bone. What, you thought that shot we gave you when you joined was a immunization shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I'm familiar with that city. It happens to be in Switzerland. You have angered the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Gregor Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Ra Cailum+Nukes --> Colony ====> Magnificent Explosion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 What, you thought that shot we gave you when you joined was a immunization shot? No. That's why I killed the guard and made a few important edits to the mounds of paperwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 5, 2010 Author Share Posted November 5, 2010 I'm familiar with that city. It happens to be in Switzerland. You have angered the world. Switzerland is not a city. Switzerland is a small country in Europe. Read: Country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Key word: IN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 5, 2010 Author Share Posted November 5, 2010 (edited) Key word: IN. A city-state is an independant nation as well as being a city. The exception being Washington D.C., which is a literal City State. Edited November 5, 2010 by Prussia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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