peener weener Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Hear that? It's the sound of your dreams crashing. And just if: Yeah. Somwhat contradictory, though WHO THE FUCK CARES, THOSE ARE ZOMBIES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 implying I haven't already read those articles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 I very recently found that first article linked on another site, except that it was posted 8 days ago. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 dude taking notes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Read them already. I'm a Cracked junkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 Has anyone ever considered that the zombies might be magical? Because I would like that kind of zombie much more. And anyway, my number one survival tactic is to dance with them so I'm already prepared and will be successful. Plus, I'm apparently a vampire (according to people), so I'm not really threatened anyway, and will possibly control them to do my bidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death' Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 But... zombie apocalypse was my ideal way to die... D: *dreams shattered* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 Has anyone ever considered that the zombies might be magical? Because I would like that kind of zombie much more. And anyway, my number one survival tactic is to dance with them so I'm already prepared and will be successful. Plus, I'm apparently a vampire (according to people), so I'm not really threatened anyway, and will possibly control them to do my bidding. FUCK YES I'LL NEVER GO DANCING TILL I DANCE WITH THE DEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 I very recently found that first article linked on another site, except that it was posted 8 days ago. Coincidence? RESONANCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 (edited) All flesh must be eaten... YES!!! [spoiler=above] Edited August 25, 2010 by Tobi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 RESONANCE Haha, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Pfft, that first article is based on moldy old misconceptions of 'biology' and 'thermodynamics'. The whole point of being a mad scientist/evil cultist/vampire lord (delete as appropiate) is to play God and bend the rules of nature to your whims! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Pfft, that first article is based on moldy old misconceptions of 'biology' and 'thermodynamics'. The whole point of being a mad scientist/evil cultist/vampire lord (delete as appropiate) is to play God and bend the rules of nature to your whims! Cookie to this one (::) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 No zombie apocalypse? Fucksocks how are we meant to revive It's a Knockout now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lfODpMH7aQ Listen to the announcement it proves you're wrong!!! =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 But for us to be outnumbered, people need to first be infected. And how do they get infected? Exactly. See where I'm getting here. Also, even if people WERE outnumbered in some town, not to worry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I don't the problem we can always act our way past them, and besides everybody and their mums are packing round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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