Percivalé Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 (edited) ORDER THIS SPECIAL OFFER NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN; ORDER IT NOW! AND RECEIVE YOUR ONE AND ONLY PLATE OF MONKEYS COMPLETE WITH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF APPLE CIDERS COMPLETE WITH BLUEBERRY MUFFINS COMPLETE WITH RIBLETS WRAPPED IN BACON WRAPPED IN BACON WRAPPED IN BACON WRAPPED IN BACON WRAPPED IN BACON TODAY YOU WILL RECEIVE THIS SPECIAL OFFER FOR $49.99 ABAUSIANS AND IT IS WONDERFUL REMEMBER THAT THIS OFFER EXPIRES SOON CALL NOW AT 18728721-11111 FOR YOUR CATALOG OF FINE OFFERS WITH DEALS THAT COME OUT AT YOU IN A THOUSAND WONDERFUL ARTERY CLOGGING PLEASURES AND REMEMBER THAT GRAMMAR IS IMPORTANT SYNTAX IS IMPORTANT COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS GOLD IF ONE COMES HERE WITH NO PERFECT GRAMMATICAL STRUCTURE AND PUNCTUATION AND NOT EVEN THE COMMAND OF PROPER DICTION THEN THE DICTION PLUS WORDS PLUS SPELLING ERRORS WILL BE RECORDED AND PEOPLE WILL DIE AND IF YOU POST TOO MANY LOGICAL FALLACIES IN YOUR ARGUMENT YOUR POINT IS INVALID DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES RELATED TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF YOUR MOM'S CHICKEN POT PIE THAT MADE ME THROW UP SEVEN YEARS AGO DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THOSE LET ME SHOW YOU THIS IS MY BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS YOUR MOM'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS YOUR DAD'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS YOUR CAT'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS YOUR DOG'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS THOMAS EDISON'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS JOHN LENNON'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS MARIA CALLAS'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH THIS IS MOZART'S BRAIN ON AP ENGLISH Edited October 9, 2010 by Levity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 America FTW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 This might be the weirdest one yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Okay, yeah, convulsion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 ITT: Bizz has a complete mental breakdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I think Bizz wants to sell us bacon, and make us take AP English. ##Bacon Bizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 ##Bacon Bizz That's awfully misleading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Jesus how long did it take to type this up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Jesus how long did it take to type this up? this is joey's brain on ap english Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I've not had an AP English course something around 3 or more years. Is my brain still "on it"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroudening Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 I'm convinced! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 this is joey's brain on ap english So the copypasta included the fonts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Don't wait, act now, This amazing offer won't last long, It's only a chance to pave the path we're on, I know there are more exciting things to talk about, And in time we'll sort it out And in time we'll sort it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 So the copypasta included the fonts? I typed up the whole thing in twenty minutes, silly then added fonts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 Because I'm GIFTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 BUT THATS NOT ALL, I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 But only if you call within the next ten minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Because I'm GIFTED Yes, you are. You have quite a....mind there. Probably even "special!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 But only if you call within the next ten minutes. i leave that to the guy who talks really fast, im billy mays and ur him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 That means you are dead. I am so happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Whoops, I delayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 What is this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 Read the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikethfc Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 And here I was conivnced it would be this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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