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Granted, but you crash because you lose focus because you see Johan and Johalva trying to steal Jill and Marreta, and end up crashing. You don't get hurt at all, but boy, you look dumb!

I wish the Biek Stealr gave me my bike back.

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Granted.

Johan: Hey Zak, I found your bike. My brother here took it *leaves a trash cube*

Johalva: It got like this in a strange accident involvin a hipo, a squirrel and a toaster...you don't want to know the details.

I wish my Wii was working correctly.

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Granted, but now there is a fire in your house and the fire department does not notice it.

Too late, already happened (someone had to wake the fire department up, despite the fact that they were right across the street from the blaze).

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted. Hurry up and finish the draft tournament!

I wish I knew where I left my deck.

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Granted. It's located in the obligatory flying axe labyrinth in your basement.

I wish daylight saving time didn't exist (that's on for the Australians.)

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