Altera the Hun Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 (edited) Goodness and love will always win. Always. Edited October 21, 2010 by Prussia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 My avatar begs to differ. The only vow a dwarf should take is to assemble a throne littered with the heads of Ghols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 "Ugh... I hate that saying!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Hmmm...then explain all the game overs hundreds of people got while playing TOS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroudening Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Goodness and love will always win. Always. Goodness = Chocolate Everything else I don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 (edited) If by goodness you mean spell canceling and by love you mean Sheena, then...yes! Hard Hit lol Edited October 21, 2010 by Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Hmmm...then explain all the game overs hundreds of people got while playing TOS. Just 'cause you sucked at it doesn't mean everyone did. Found it pretty easy myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerachi Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 "You only use those when you need an excuse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Just 'cause you sucked at it doesn't mean everyone did. Found it pretty easy myself. I got 1 game over in all my time playing. Including on Mania 1/2 exp. I'm talking about everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 The best Dwarven saying of all time, roughly translated into English is "'Tis a good day for somebody else to die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 My avatar begs to differ. The only vow a dwarf should take is to assemble a throne littered with the heads of Ghols. The best Dwarven saying of all time, roughly translated into English is "'Tis a good day for somebody else to die!" Obviously these are not the Dwarven Vows you are thinking of. Dwarven Vow #1: Let's all work together for a peaceful world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Fuck that, I wanna hit shit with cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Obviously these are not the Dwarven Vows you are thinking of. Dwarven Vow #1: Let's all work together for a peaceful world. Well, how about "Losing is fun" "Pachyderms are the devil"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 They really are. Always ruined my Yoshi's Story speed runs when I was a tyke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 It seems you guys need lessons in the Dwarven Vows! Well then, here's another one for ya! Dwarven Vow #2: Never abandon someone in need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 (edited) It seems you guys need lessons in the Dwarven Vows! Well then, here's another one for ya! Dwarven Vow #2: Never abandon someone in need. [spoiler=Spoiler]Because Raine totally didn't ditch her teaching career and finished Lloyd's and Genis's much needed education. Edited October 22, 2010 by someonewhodied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dwarven Vow #3: The only good Thrall, Ghol or Ghast is a thoroughly gibbed Thrall, Ghol or Ghast. Dwarven Vow #4: Our only friends are Bowmen. Everyone else is just a delicious meaty shield. Dwarven Vow #5: If we announce our presence loudly, The Boss will forgive us for killing all of his front line troops. After all, we did warn them, right? Dwarven Vow #6: ki'Angsi, Seanchaidh and Oderic are pussies. Balin could take 'em in a heartbeat, no sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 They really are. Always ruined my Yoshi's Story speed runs when I was a tyke. Yoshi's Story. Who cares about that? I like Yoshi's Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dwarven Vow #3: The only good Thrall, Ghol or Ghast is a thoroughly gibbed Thrall, Ghol or Ghast. Dwarven Vow #4: Our only friends are Bowmen. Everyone else is just a delicious meaty shield. Dwarven Vow #5: If we announce our presence loudly, The Boss will forgive us for killing all of his front line troops. After all, we did warn them, right? Dwarven Vow #6: ki'Angsi, Seanchaidh and Oderic are pussies. Balin could take 'em in a heartbeat, no sweat. These are not the Dwarven Vows you are looking for. Dwarven Vow #4: Don't depend on others. Walk on your own two legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 These are not the Dwarven Vows you are looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griulf Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Dwarven Vow #6: ki'Angsi, Seanchaidh and Oderic are pussies. Balin could take 'em in a heartbeat, no sweat. Let me tell you a little story about hubris: Nine small moped boys, tinked without being moderate. One tinked too much, then they were only eight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Yoshi's Story. Who cares about that? I like Yoshi's Island. Real men picked the Pink White Yoshi and ran through the trial level at full speed! Screw Yoshi's Island. They're all good games but whatever PJ 64 is gei and won't run it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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