Vending Machine!

[Kay]

You get Tana's undergarments.

*inserts coin*

[NinjaMonkey]

You get a box of matches.

*Inserts coin*

[Darros]

You get Soul and Kai added onto your friendslist by Tangerine.

*inserts coin*

[NinjaMonkey]

You get a jar of Maple Syrup.

*Inserts a Bob-omb*

You get Soul and Kai added onto your friendslist by Tangerine.

What about you?

[Darros]

What about you?

[NinjaMonkey]

*Re-inserts Bob-omb*

[CrashGordon94]

You get a geriatric Goomba.

*inserts a debit card*

[riariadne]

You get a credit card, but it's not your name on it and the picture doesn't look remotely like you.

*inserts the concept of nothingness*

Edited February 22, 2011 by Reinfleche

[Nightmare]

You get nothing.

*Inserts a penis*

Edited February 22, 2011 by Nightmare

[riariadne]

You get the signature of Wist, the True American.

*inserts a Wist's America $1 bill*

[Nightmare]

You get Hulk Hogan and he traps you in a necklock, snapping your neck in an instant and killing you.

*Inserts Reinfleche's limp corpse*

Edited February 22, 2011 by Nightmare

[riariadne]

You get Ivichal.

*inserts Wist's America $100 bill*

[Nightmare]

You get Captain America Stage but you can't listen to it because you're dead.

*Inserts Ichival*

Edited February 22, 2011 by Nightmare

[riariadne]

You get a half-broken Ichival, but it has an indentation that reads "✮100".

*inserts headphones*

[NinjaMonkey]

You get a pair of Flared trousers.

*Inserts a lead pipe*

[peener weener]

It gives you the Billiard room and Mr. Plum.

*inserts innocence*

[Strawman]

You get a coupon for a free back massage from any Asian guy in a mall.

*inserts coin*

[NinjaMonkey]

You get Bubblegum.

*Inserts a copy of E.T for the Atari 2600*

[Blitz]

you get a space escape pod

* insert Fat man *

[weso12]

You get a thin man

*inserts my soul*

[Blitz]

You get a thin man

*inserts my soul*

Hell

Insert nuke

[NinjaMonkey]

You get a stick of dynamite.

*Inserts a 1-up mushroom*

[Zak Something]

You got a 3-up moon!

*Inserts the new user Fala's attempt to claim Tinny.*

[Darros]

You get FalaFlame, Holsety, and Thorhammer combined into one tome! It only has 1 use total though, and is costly to repair.

*inserts feather*

Edited March 1, 2011 by Hawk King Tibarn

[NinjaMonkey]

You get tickled with it.

*Inserts Tingle*