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Time to respond to my lost little lambs.

Dear Life,

Can we unban Jarly?

Signed,

The Lonely Tyrant

Dear Colonel,

While I should be a Mod (I mean, who doesn't like my help topic, my dashing brown eyes and that winning smile of mine), I am not and have no power of my own to do such actions. And I truly wish Jarly was unbanned.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

do you like the following song also? (please listen to it till the end)

With regards,

Excellen

Dear Excellen,

It is quite a good song but I believe that you might like

since I feel it is better. And with such a refined music taste as mine since I bathe in Frederic Francois Chopin during my evening baths in the shower, how could you not trust my judgement?

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

Please masturbate with a cheese grater.

Sincerely,

A Person Concerned about the Gene Pool.

Dear Furby,

I have tried this once. Unfortunately, the power and acidity of my semen melted the metal of the cheese grater. Suffice to say, grater here, grater not here.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

Have you played the Golden Sun games?

Sincerely,

That kid who changes his name too much.

Dear Spy,

I am considered the world's foremost expert on flower arranging, skyscraper building and Golden Sun games. So yes, I have.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Sincerely, Sam-I-am

Dear Kai,

Sincerely, Life.

I didn't ask anything yet.

Dear Life,

Is 42 really the answer to you, the universe, and everything?

Dear Lightning,

It is indeed. However, the real question is "why is 42 to answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?" Only by finding the answer to this question shall you achieve enlightenment which is similar but not as impressive as my own.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

If a man is a miserable pile of secrets, what is a woman?

Sincerely,

Scaramanga

Dear Scaramanga,

You must NEVER question what a woman is. A woman is perfection thanks to her assets. Or at the very least, she is perfection for those who will never see true perfection. And by that, I mean myself, of course.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

Who is the best mafia player of them all?

Signed,

Levity

Dear Bizz,

Isn't it obvious? Yours truly is certainly a Mafia phenom.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

What do you think of Death?

Sincerely, Red Fox of Fire.

Dear Fox,

I was quite heartbroken when Death left us. I teared for a bit. My fellows who were climbing the Yucatans with me at the time may even report that I let out a barely audible sniffle.

Sincerely, Life.

Dear Life,

Ballsack. That is all.

Yours truly, Joey.

Dear Joey,

You just lost the Game.

Sincerely, Life.

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Dear Life,

Anywhere I can get my butt handed to me by the best mafia player on these forums?

Sincerely,

eclipse

Dear Eclipse,

Not really. If you play in a cesspool, don't expect to find diamonds.

Sincerely, Life.

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