riariadne Posted February 2, 2011 Share Posted February 2, 2011 Sincerely, That kid who changes his name too much. I didn't ask anything yet. Dear Life, Is 42 really the answer to you, the universe, and everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Methan0n Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Life, If a man is a miserable pile of secrets, what is a woman? Sincerely, Scaramanga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percivalé Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Life, Who is the best mafia player of them all? Signed, Levity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Life, What do you think of Death? Sincerely, Red Fox of Fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Life, Ballsack. That is all. Yours truly, Joey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 Time to respond to my lost little lambs. Dear Life, Can we unban Jarly? Signed, The Lonely Tyrant Dear Colonel, While I should be a Mod (I mean, who doesn't like my help topic, my dashing brown eyes and that winning smile of mine), I am not and have no power of my own to do such actions. And I truly wish Jarly was unbanned. Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, do you like the following song also? (please listen to it till the end) With regards, Excellen Dear Excellen, It is quite a good song but I believe that you might like since I feel it is better. And with such a refined music taste as mine since I bathe in Frederic Francois Chopin during my evening baths in the shower, how could you not trust my judgement?Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, Please masturbate with a cheese grater. Sincerely, A Person Concerned about the Gene Pool. Dear Furby, I have tried this once. Unfortunately, the power and acidity of my semen melted the metal of the cheese grater. Suffice to say, grater here, grater not here. Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, Have you played the Golden Sun games? Sincerely, That kid who changes his name too much. Dear Spy, I am considered the world's foremost expert on flower arranging, skyscraper building and Golden Sun games. So yes, I have. Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, Do you like green eggs and ham? Sincerely, Sam-I-am Dear Kai, Sincerely, Life. I didn't ask anything yet. Dear Life, Is 42 really the answer to you, the universe, and everything? Dear Lightning, It is indeed. However, the real question is "why is 42 to answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?" Only by finding the answer to this question shall you achieve enlightenment which is similar but not as impressive as my own. Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, If a man is a miserable pile of secrets, what is a woman? Sincerely, Scaramanga Dear Scaramanga, You must NEVER question what a woman is. A woman is perfection thanks to her assets. Or at the very least, she is perfection for those who will never see true perfection. And by that, I mean myself, of course. Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, Who is the best mafia player of them all? Signed, Levity Dear Bizz, Isn't it obvious? Yours truly is certainly a Mafia phenom. Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, What do you think of Death? Sincerely, Red Fox of Fire. Dear Fox, I was quite heartbroken when Death left us. I teared for a bit. My fellows who were climbing the Yucatans with me at the time may even report that I let out a barely audible sniffle. Sincerely, Life. Dear Life, Ballsack. That is all. Yours truly, Joey. Dear Joey, You just lost the Game. Sincerely, Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Life, Anywhere I can get my butt handed to me by the best mafia player on these forums? Sincerely, eclipse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Life, Anywhere I can get my butt handed to me by the best mafia player on these forums? Sincerely, eclipse Dear Eclipse, Not really. If you play in a cesspool, don't expect to find diamonds. Sincerely, Life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Dear Life, Is that a subtle hint that I should seek an ass-kicking experience elsewhere? I think I'm overdue for one. Sincerely, eclipse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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