Parrhesia Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 COMING UP on TAKE THREE of EPISODE I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING REMEMBER of THE TULIP - We both FAIL and SUCK at LIFE - The concept of MOUSTACHE PROWESS is INTRODUCED - I forget Philip Quast's NAME - Seriously, fuck Gate of Storms IT'S SET TO BE EXCITEMENT OF A KIND UNMATCHED UNTIL THE END OF...NEXT WEEK GET READY TO SIT DOWN AND PASSIVELY WATCH TWO STRONGLY-ACCENTED GUYS SLAG EACH OTHER OFF NEXT UPDATE ON THE TULIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted February 26, 2011 Author Share Posted February 26, 2011 GET READY TO SIT DOWN AND PASSIVELY WATCH TWO STRONGLY-ACCENTED GUYS SLAG EACH OTHER OFF I'm strongly accented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Speaking as someone whose never been outside of Oceania and Europe, yes. ...Hell, I don't consider myself accented. ...Also, I needed an adjective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted February 26, 2011 Author Share Posted February 26, 2011 Point well made. As to failing and sucking at life...yeah. So first I overwrite the video. Second, three BEAUTIFUL level clears, Furet forgot to start Audacity. Third try was the charm, sorta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 HORAYTwo strongly-accented dudes slag each other off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 And a triple-post because I promised Furet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I love you guys ;~; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 NEXT TIME on THE TULIP -INTEGRITY spontaneously COMBUSTS -WOLVES EAT STUFF -Boom-boom-boomerangs were INVOLVED, but no SNADDERYDANGS were discovered -I go into an incessant LAUGHING FIT for NO REASON -And the DIFFICULTY CURVE starts to RAPE us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 So there were these Ghols, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 (edited) You guys completely forget to have a Luka all the time :( Otherwise this is like the gr9est use of weekend freetime ever. The other 3 band members of Queen are Brian May, John Deacon, and Roger Taylor, as mentioned in my first post of this topic. Edited March 6, 2011 by Reinfleche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 No, I made a Bowman a Luka. Back in Into the Breach, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Next up on TULIP A LA BUNGIE; MATTHIS ADVENTURES - FURETCHEN has a fucking strange LAUGH - AUGUSTINE refuses to die GRACEFULLY - AUGUSTINE receives BRAIN SURGERY UNWILLINGLY - AUGUSTINE is CLUBBED in the FACE - ISADORA continually FIZZLES - AUGUSTINE is ACTUALLY CORNERED by THRALL - WE ACTUALLY FUCKING PROGRESS - MOULDY PETE returns with his EQUALLY MOULDY mercenaries - And A LEFT-HANDED GUY is CHOSEN to not be called HELGA They said this would be a match unequalled in history. THEY WERE WRONG THEY WERE IN NEED OF DENTAL FLOSS AND SMELT OF CUCUMBER and PHLEGM SANDWICHES Made with REAL ARTIFICIAL GENUINE PRAWNS (does not contain actual prawns. May contain traces of prawn) PRAWN IS AN AMUSING WORD THIS AMUSES ME NEXT DATE ON THE TULIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 8, 2011 Author Share Posted March 8, 2011 For some unknown reason, yesterday's video was 1.1 gigs. Most of our (45) minute videos are something on the order of 600 megs. Why is this? I don't even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 For some unknown reason, yesterday's video was 1.1 gigs. Most of our (45) minute videos are something on the order of 600 megs. Why is this? I don't even. Snow. Snow maps and Desert maps in Fire Emblems experience the same problem, as the compression algorithms fail to optimize as well as they should do to the constantly changing scenery due to the little swirlies, rather than the much slower changing scenery otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 8, 2011 Author Share Posted March 8, 2011 OH YEAH Hey I totally didn't think about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 NEXT UP ON THE TULIP: THE MAGAZINE: THE SPECIAL: THE DELUXE: THE MAGAZINE IN A MAGAZINE: THE SUBSCRIPTION: THE SUPPLEMENT: THE MAGAZINE: THE SUPPLEMENTAL MAGAZINE: THE MAGAZINE: THE TULIP. - "He kicked me in the motherfucking FACE!" Jarlaxirox the Facebreaker LIVID at accusations of exploding on duty - "Ow. Ow. Ow." Jarlaxirox commmenting on being eaten alive by Ghols. - "Purple loincloths!" Flex Plexico, flexing and...plexing. - "WE ARE THE DEATH SQU-" last words of DeathSqd Trooper Gronk. - "It's like they were ghosts or somethin', man," Stoneri of Dorfheim, on ghosts. Or something. - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Furetchen, when chosen to be sent down to claim the Ibis Crown. Only 71 Goth at your nearest Shoppe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 11, 2011 Author Share Posted March 11, 2011 It doesn't live up to expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 12, 2011 Author Share Posted March 12, 2011 You didn't advertise this one, fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 THAT ONE CONTAINS ...I forgot, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 IN THE NEXT EPISODE The Tulip CONTINUES to get PROGRESSIVELY FARCICAL We actually complete a mission COMPETENTLY DAVE of KILL's legend is born DAVE of KILL'S legend is ended I shoot a WIGHT in the FACE SOULBLIGHTER gets HEADSHOTTED by AUTOATTACKING BOWMEN NEXT UP ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE NEXT LP YOU ARE TO BE WATCHING THE TULIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 Took me a day to find time to mix this one fucking daylight savings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) IN THE NEXT EPISODE -Some SHIT happens -Augustine SHOOTS SOME GUY IN THE FACE -We actually DISPLAY bursts of COMPETENCE -And holy shit only two more missions. -No seriously. Two more. Aside from the accidental bottle mishap on Ch1, you've been making these maps look like you're playing on easy mode, and that's a testament to your skills. We've actually been competent enough to live up to this. We were charged by a shitload of Myrkridia with no melee fighters besides the Deceiver, and both of us came up with and executed different incompatible plans simultaneously. We won unscathed. I liked that. Edited March 15, 2011 by Furetchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 Whee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balcerzak Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Holy shit. In-game audio. And the crowd rejoices! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Somewhere in presumably Ohio... A moustache-sporting man emerges from his bed and walks over to the BATTLEGROUND that is his desk Meanwhile, in the most pathetic excuse for a capital city ever A SHORT MAN pulls on a BLACK SABBATH SHIRT as he blearily tries to remember all the hotkeys Together, they have battled through and usually lost in TWENTY-THREE BABIES MISSIONS Together, it is time for the final reckoning. Together it is time... FOR TWICE-BORN. The drums of war are wailing. No man can be trusted. Only mutton. TRUST IN YOUR MUTTON COMING TO ALL GOOD THIS FORUM WHENEVER INTEGRITY UPLOADS IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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