The Great Serenes Forest War.

[Mufasa]

I know Lyle isn't here right now, but run with me on this:

Homo Sapiens: Wise Humans.

Mankind is the most barbaric form of life in this world. No other mortal creature tortures others of its kind, or kills it’s own brothers and sisters for pleasure. Mankind invented a form of mass genocide called war.

This is a story about such an event. Told from two sides.

Serenes Forest: The Great War.

*The scene opens up in front of Bianchi’s palace. Lyle is sleeping in a hammock.*

Lyle: Zzzz

Fireman:*Walks up to Lyle.* Hey. Wake up.

*Lyle continues to sleep. Fireman flips the hammock over.*

Lyle: Gak! What the hell?!?!?

Fireman: Bianchi called a meeting of the B-team.

Lyle: *Rubs his head.* What for?

Fireman: Beats me. *Helps Lyle up.* That’ll be 5000.

Lyle: Knock it off. *He tries to walk inside but Fireman blocks him.*

Fireman: .....5000.

Lyle: Fine! *Hands him 5000.*

Fireman: *Pockets the money.* Good doing business with you.

Lyle: Asshole.

*The two of them walk inside the building.*

Lyle: So we don’t know what this meeting is about?

Fireman: Nope. But it’s supposed to be serious. She called in everyone.

Lyle: Doesn’t she always?

Fireman: Yeah, but she called in people who aren’t even regulars of the B-team.

Lyle: Like who?

???: Outta the way slowpokes!

*Lyle and Fireman turn around.*

Fireman: Like her.

Claire: *Claire stands behind them, her hands on her hips.* I said out of the way!

Lyle: Who the hell are you?

Fireman: Her name is Claire. She was here before you. Though only briefly.

Claire: Who the hell is that lame-ass Fireman?

Lyle: It’s nice to meet you, I’m-

Claire: I didn’t ask you.

Lyle: *Taken aback.*

Fireman: This is Lyle. He’s Bianchi’s right hand man.

Claire: This weakling? What a joke. *She passes by them and walks away.*

Lyle: Is she always like that?

Fireman: Pretty much.

Nightmare: *Walks up to them.* Hey you two.

Lyle: Hey Nightmare. How’s it going?

Nightmare: We’re about to find out right? Let’s keep moving.

Fireman: Yeah. We don’t want to keep Bianchi waiting too long.

Lyle: *As they’re walking.* So, who else is gonna be here?

Fireman: Well the regular B-team: You, me, Nightmare, Knife, Princess Kilvas. Plus the newbies.

Lyle: Who are the newbies?

Nightmare: Shouldn’t you know all this?

Lyle: Yeah. That’s why I’m asking before we get to Bianchi.

Fireman: Well there’s Blue knight, Saceandruid, Songbird, Zero the Hero, Toa Lord Sothe, Ephiran, Angel of Death, and Lost Soul Renault.

Lyle: Wow. That’s a lot of new people.

Nightmare: No kidding.

Lyle: So who are these other members that Bianchi is calling back?

Fireman: Well, the only one I know of is Claire. She might be the only one.

Nightmare: Don’t forget Hanz.

Fireman: Oh yeah.

Lyle: Anyone else?

Nightmare: Not that I know of.

*The reach the main hall. They’re the last ones in. Bianchi is sitting on her throne, Songbird is standing next to her.*

Lyle: I’ll talk to you guys later. There’s someone here I want to see.

Nightmare: Okay.

Fireman: See ya.

*Lyle walks over to Princess Kilvas.*

Lyle: How are you doing Princess?

Princess Kilvas: I’m fine. It’s just pretty crowded in here.

Lyle: Yeah. There’s not usually this many people. How’s Masu doing?

Princess Kilvas: He’s fine. He still refusing to join the B-team though.

Lyle: He sure can be stubborn. Any clue as to what’s going on?

Princess Kilvas: No...

Lyle: I see. Well it looks like we’re about to find out.

*Bianchi stands up. A grim look is on her face.*

Bianchi: Hello everyone. I have some bad news. We’re going to war.

*Generic gasps and murmurs.*

Lyle: Why?

Bianchi: I have tolerated Queen Fox for some time, I even thought that we would grow to become friends. But now she has gone too far.

Knife: How so?

Bianchi: .....*It takes her a moment to gather herself. She then lifts Gurgurant.* She and her associates, have killed Hanz.

Fireman: No way!

Lyle: What?

Claire: You’ve got to be kidding!

Bianchi: I cannot let his death go unpunished. He was more than just a member of this group. He was a dear friend of mine. I will not let his death go unpunished. We are going to war!

Princess Kilvas: Is this really happening?

Lyle: Wait Bianchi! Do we have any proof of his death? How do we know this isn’t just some sort of misunderstanding?

Bianchi: I wish it was, but we have a witness. Come on out.

*A man dressed in green robes comes out.*

Emerald Fox: I saw him myself. His body.....he had been killed on Fox’s territory.

Lyle: No way......

Bianchi: And so. In Hanz’s absence.....I am appointing Lyle as the general of our army!

Lyle: Eh? Me?!

Claire: What?!?! That weak-ass!! He couldn’t kill a fly!!

Bianchi: Lyle the person I trust the most. I know he can defeat her armies.

Lyle: There must be some way to avoid all this.....

Claire: Stop speaking so naively. They killed Hanz! If you’re gonna be a wimp about it then you shouldn’t be general!

Lyle: What? You’re suggesting yourself? We don’t even know you here!

Claire: I know more than you–

Bianchi: ENOUGH!!! *They both quiet down.* I’m leaving the army to Lyle. As for me, I want some time alone.....

*She walks away. The meeting breaks. Most people leave, as Knife and Nightmare pass Lyle they give him a pat on the back and a congratulations. Claire glares at him. The other people leave and Fireman walks up to Songbird. Princess Kilvas and Lyle stand alone.*

Princess Kilvas: You gonna go talk to her?

Lyle: Not right now. She needs some time alone. She and Hanz were close. I’ll go talk to her in an hour or so.

Princess Kilvas: What are you going to do?

Lyle: If Bianchi wants me to lead this army, then I will. I’d prefer if you stay out of it. I’d never hear the end of it from Masu if you got hurt somehow.

Princess Kilvas: I’ll be fine. Especially under your direction general.

Lyle: Heh. I guess so.

Princess Kilvas: I’m going to tell Masu the news. I’ll see you later Lyle.

*She leaves. Fireman comes down as Songbird leaves.*

Fireman: So. Congratulations General.

Lyle: I don’t think this is really a time of celebration though Fireman.

Fireman: Well, I look for the positive things. *He lights his pipe.*

Lyle: So, my first act as General is to appoint you my second in command. What do ya think of that?

Fireman: 10000.

Lyle: Huh?

Fireman: 10000 and I’ll answer that.

Lyle: *Pays reluctantly.*

Fireman: I’ll do it for 30,000

Lyle: .........Asshole. *Pays.*

Fireman: Good doing business with you General.

To be continued: Next time, the introduction to the Metal Arc side?

[Inactive Account]

Interesting.

I take it this is a more serious kind of story than the sitcom, judging by the introduction?

[_____]

._.. Just ._..

[Masu]

Probably like the holy quest. Funny but with a serious plot. HOW WILL MASU TAKE THE NEWS!? Obviously:

Princess:Im fighting in Lyle's army

Masu:ME TOO!

XD

[Mufasa]

Interesting.

I take it this is a more serious kind of story than the sitcom, judging by the introduction?

Yeah. Something like that.

._.. Just ._..

What's your problem? I don't git it.

[_____]

I don't get the story. Thus, ._.

[Mufasa]

I don't get the story. Thus, ._.

Perhaps I could explain it to you. What is it that you don't get?

[Masu]

I know Lyle isn't here right now, but run with me on this:

Homo Sapiens: Wise Humans.

Mankind is the most barbaric form of life in this world. No other mortal creature tortures others of its kind, or kills it’s own brothers and sisters for pleasure. Mankind invented a form of mass genocide called war.

This is a story about such an event. Told from two sides.

Serenes Forest: The Great War.

*The scene opens up in front of Bianchi’s palace. Lyle is sleeping in a hammock.*

Lyle: Zzzz

Fireman:*Walks up to Lyle.* Hey. Wake up.

*Lyle continues to sleep. Fireman flips the hammock over.*

Lyle: Gak! What the hell?!?!?

Fireman: Bianchi called a meeting of the B-team.

Lyle: *Rubs his head.* What for?

Fireman: Beats me. *Helps Lyle up.* That’ll be 5000.

Lyle: Knock it off. *He tries to walk inside but Fireman blocks him.*

Fireman: .....5000.

Lyle: Fine! *Hands him 5000.*

Fireman: *Pockets the money.* Good doing business with you.

Lyle: Asshole.

*The two of them walk inside the building.*

Lyle: So we don’t know what this meeting is about?

Fireman: Nope. But it’s supposed to be serious. She called in everyone.

Lyle: Doesn’t she always?

Fireman: Yeah, but she called in people who aren’t even regulars of the B-team.

Lyle: Like who?

???: Outta the way slowpokes!

*Lyle and Fireman turn around.*

Fireman: Like her.

Claire: *Claire stands behind them, her hands on her hips.* I said out of the way!

Lyle: Who the hell are you?

Fireman: Her name is Claire. She was here before you. Though only briefly.

Claire: Who the hell is that lame-ass Fireman?

Lyle: It’s nice to meet you, I’m-

Claire: I didn’t ask you.

Lyle: *Taken aback.*

Fireman: This is Lyle. He’s Bianchi’s right hand man.

Claire: This weakling? What a joke. *She passes by them and walks away.*

Lyle: Is she always like that?

Fireman: Pretty much.

Nightmare: *Walks up to them.* Hey you two.

Lyle: Hey Nightmare. How’s it going?

Nightmare: We’re about to find out right? Let’s keep moving.

Fireman: Yeah. We don’t want to keep Bianchi waiting too long.

Lyle: *As they’re walking.* So, who else is gonna be here?

Fireman: Well the regular B-team: You, me, Nightmare, Knife, Princess Kilvas. Plus the newbies.

Lyle: Who are the newbies?

Nightmare: Shouldn’t you know all this?

Lyle: Yeah. That’s why I’m asking before we get to Bianchi.

Fireman: Well there’s Blue knight, Saceandruid, Songbird, Zero the Hero, Toa Lord Sothe, Ephiran, Angel of Death, and Lost Soul Renault.

Lyle: Wow. That’s a lot of new people.

Nightmare: No kidding.

Lyle: So who are these other members that Bianchi is calling back?

Fireman: Well, the only one I know of is Claire. She might be the only one.

Nightmare: Don’t forget Hanz.

Fireman: Oh yeah.

Lyle: Anyone else?

Nightmare: Not that I know of.

*The reach the main hall. They’re the last ones in. Bianchi is sitting on her throne, Songbird is standing next to her.*

Lyle: I’ll talk to you guys later. There’s someone here I want to see.

Nightmare: Okay.

Fireman: See ya.

*Lyle walks over to Princess Kilvas.*

Lyle: How are you doing Princess?

Princess Kilvas: I’m fine. It’s just pretty crowded in here.

Lyle: Yeah. There’s not usually this many people. How’s Masu doing?

Princess Kilvas: He’s fine. He still refusing to join the B-team though.

Lyle: He sure can be stubborn. Any clue as to what’s going on?

Princess Kilvas: No...

Lyle: I see. Well it looks like we’re about to find out.

*Bianchi stands up. A grim look is on her face.*

Bianchi: Hello everyone. I have some bad news. We’re going to war.

*Generic gasps and murmurs.*

Lyle: Why?

Bianchi: I have tolerated Queen Fox for some time, I even thought that we would grow to become friends. But now she has gone too far.

Knife: How so?

Bianchi: .....*It takes her a moment to gather herself. She then lifts Gurgurant.* She and her associates, have killed Hanz.

Fireman: No way!

Lyle: What?

Claire: You’ve got to be kidding!

Bianchi: I cannot let his death go unpunished. He was more than just a member of this group. He was a dear friend of mine. I will not let his death go unpunished. We are going to war!

Princess Kilvas: Is this really happening?

Lyle: Wait Bianchi! Do we have any proof of his death? How do we know this isn’t just some sort of misunderstanding?

Bianchi: I wish it was, but we have a witness. Come on out.

*A man dressed in green robes comes out.*

Emerald Fox: I saw him myself. His body.....he had been killed on Fox’s territory.

Lyle: No way......

Bianchi: And so. In Hanz’s absence.....I am appointing Lyle as the general of our army!

Lyle: Eh? Me?!

Claire: What?!?! That weak-ass!! He couldn’t kill a fly!!

Bianchi: Lyle the person I trust the most. I know he can defeat her armies.

Lyle: There must be some way to avoid all this.....

Claire: Stop speaking so naively. They killed Hanz! If you’re gonna be a wimp about it then you shouldn’t be general!

Lyle: What? You’re suggesting yourself? We don’t even know you here!

Claire: I know more than you–

Bianchi: ENOUGH!!! *They both quiet down.* I’m leaving the army to Lyle. As for me, I want some time alone.....

*She walks away. The meeting breaks. Most people leave, as Knife and Nightmare pass Lyle they give him a pat on the back and a congratulations. Claire glares at him. The other people leave and Fireman walks up to Songbird. Princess Kilvas and Lyle stand alone.*

Princess Kilvas: You gonna go talk to her?

Lyle: Not right now. She needs some time alone. She and Hanz were close. I’ll go talk to her in an hour or so.

Princess Kilvas: What are you going to do?

Lyle: If Bianchi wants me to lead this army, then I will. I’d prefer if you stay out of it. I’d never hear the end of it from Masu if you got hurt somehow.

Princess Kilvas: I’ll be fine. Especially under your direction general.

Lyle: Heh. I guess so.

Princess Kilvas: I’m going to tell Masu the news. I’ll see you later Lyle.

*She leaves. Fireman comes down as Songbird leaves.*

Fireman: So. Congratulations General.

Lyle: I don’t think this is really a time of celebration though Fireman.

Fireman: Well, I look for the positive things. *He lights his pipe.*

Lyle: So, my first act as General is to appoint you my second in command. What do ya think of that?

Fireman: 10000.

Lyle: Huh?

Fireman: 10000 and I’ll answer that.

Lyle: *Pays reluctantly.*

Fireman: I’ll do it for 30,000

Lyle: .........Asshole. *Pays.*

Fireman: Good doing business with you General.

To be continued: Next time, the introduction to the Metal Arc side?

Bold parts are the story's main plot

[Mufasa]

Bold parts are the story

Well, the whole thing is the story, the bold parts are the basis for the story.

[Shadrach]

Awesome. Another entertaining story to fight off boredom.

[_____]

M'kay, I get it now.

[Serene]

Good job Lyle, I'm going to update mine later tonight (around 9 p.m eastern)

[Knife]

Nice work Damon.

[Florete]

I don't remember Hanz being a member of B-Team! He was always neutral. And what makes you think you can grab all the newbies for yourself!

Other than that, good intro.

[Knife]

Hanz isn't on our team, but we love him because he saves us from Fox's team sometimes (like yesterday when he stopped Arc).

[Metal Rabbit]

*The scene opens with a baby crying*

Woman: Will you please take him for a minute?

Man: Nope.

Woman: That's it you son of a bitch!!!

*she grabs a knife and stabs him in front of the baby*

*dramatic horor track plays as the images are burned into the baby's mind forever*

*The TV turns off*

MR: I was watching that! :o

Fox: Get up! We're holding a meeting about the

*MR tunes out*

Fox: ........... ... ... . .... ... ... . .... ...

.... ... ........ .. need .... ass....... .. ..

... penetrate ... ..... ....!

MR: Wut? Can't you like hire a male hooker for that?

*smacks him cross the face*

Fox: You heard me!

MR: ._.

Fox: Get ready for the meeting!

MR: Kay...

*stands up*

Fox: And for the love of ashera, please put on pants!

...and... underpants. -_-

MR: It's my room, my rules.

*she leaves*

MR: Fine...

(Meeting)

Fox: *ahem*

*everyone gets quiet*

Attention members of the Queen's troupe!

There is a new threat to our regime!

MR: That's right! We're all out of peanut butter! :o

*the soldiers start laughing*

Fox: What is this, I don't even...

There is a hostile organization who wants to take the forest from us!

They're known as... the B-Team!

MR: So are they like a second-rate A-Team?

Soldier: Lol, I saw that episode of Family Guy last night.

MR: I didn't ask you.

Commander: My queen, who is that lunatic?

MR: I'm her lover. We're red hawt.

And she's naughty...

Soldier: How dare you speak of the queen like that!

Fox: -_-

This fool...

*gestures to him*

Is my second in command and the leader of my military forces...

MR: >_<

*he's got his head stuck in the peanut butter jar... again*

Fox: ...

Anyway, we have a list of targets which we have confirmed as members of the B-Team.

They are as follows:

MR: (She likes to talk... alot. That reminds me, I need to shave... wait, how are those two things related?)

*Fox pulls the jar off his head*

Fox: Understood?

Soldiers: Yes!

Fox: Your mission is to seek out where they hold their meetings!

MR: What will you have me do?

Fox: You're doing the same thing they are.

MR: W'ever. Now I need to go take a leak.

You're more than welcome to come along.

*leaves*

(Bathroom)

MR: ^_^

*pulls up pants*

Commander: You there!

You're the head general, aren't you?

MR: What of it?

Commander: I have to say that for someone of your stature, you don't act like one.

MR: You're mom's a stature!

Commander: What?

MR: Exactly!

Commander: I don't care who you are, you don't insult my mother!

*pulls out a sword*

MR: *sigh*

Put the weapon away if you value your life.

Commander: You're not even armed! What are you going to do?

MR: You don't think there was any reason I was hired to lead this army, do you?

Commander: Is it comic relief?

MR: ...

*he picks up the soldier using psychokinesis, and slams him into the ground crushing his body*

Yes. Well it is to me. Everyone's so serious 'round here.

Soldier: Where's the commander?

MR: Deadsies. He had bad diarrhea.

[Mufasa]

I don't remember Hanz being a member of B-Team! He was always neutral. And what makes you think you can grab all the newbies for yourself!

Other than that, good intro.

Well the newbies joined the B-team of their own free will. You still have plenty of newbies and other people as well: Sword Saint, Shadrach, ChaosNinji, and a bunch of others that I don't feel like listing,

Thanks for the compliment though.

[Songbird]

D:

Hanz can be killed?

And how DOES Lyle get all the money to pay for Fireman's prices? XD

But it's awesome so far! I can't wait for the next part!

[Metal Rabbit]

._______.

I did my intro.

[Knife]

*The scene opens with a baby crying*

Woman: Will you please take him for a minute?

Man: Nope.

Woman: That's it you son of a bitch!!!

*she grabs a knife and stabs him in front of the baby*

*dramatic horor track plays as the images are burned into the baby's mind forever*

*The TV turns off*

MR: I was watching that! :o

Fox: Get up! We're holding a meeting about the

*MR tunes out*

Fox: ........... ... ... . .... ... ... . .... ...

.... ... ........ .. need .... ass....... .. ..

... penetrate ... ..... ....!

MR: Wut? Can't you like hire a male hooker for that?

*smacks him cross the face*

Fox: You heard me!

MR: ._.

Fox: Get ready for the meeting!

MR: Kay...

*stands up*

Fox: And for the love of ashera, please put on pants!

...and... underpants. -_-

MR: It's my room, my rules.

*she leaves*

MR: Fine...

(Meeting)

Fox: *ahem*

*everyone gets quiet*

Attention members of the Queen's troupe!

There is a new threat to our regime!

MR: That's right! We're all out of peanut butter! :o

*the soldiers start laughing*

Fox: What is this, I don't even...

There is a hostile organization who wants to take the forest from us!

They're known as... the B-Team!

MR: So are they like a second-rate A-Team?

Soldier: Lol, I saw that episode of Family Guy last night.

MR: I didn't ask you.

Commander: My queen, who is that lunatic?

MR: I'm her lover. We're red hawt.

And she's naughty...

Soldier: How dare you speak of the queen like that!

Fox: -_-

This fool...

*gestures to him*

Is my second in command and the leader of my military forces...

MR: >_<

*he's got his head stuck in the peanut butter jar... again*

Fox: ...

Anyway, we have a list of targets which we have confirmed as members of the B-Team.

They are as follows:

MR: (She likes to talk... alot. That reminds me, I need to shave... wait, how are those two things related?)

*Fox pulls the jar off his head*

Fox: Understood?

Soldiers: Yes!

Fox: Your mission is to seek out where they hold their meetings!

MR: What will you have me do?

Fox: You're doing the same thing they are.

MR: W'ever. Now I need to go take a leak.

You're more than welcome to come along.

*leaves*

(Bathroom)

MR: ^_^

*pulls up pants*

Commander: You there!

You're the head general, aren't you?

MR: What of it?

Commander: I have to say that for someone of your stature, you don't act like one.

MR: You're mom's a stature!

Commander: What?

MR: Exactly!

Commander: I don't care who you are, you don't insult my mother!

*pulls out a sword*

MR: *sigh*

Put the weapon away if you value your life.

Commander: You're not even armed! What are you going to do?

MR: You don't think there was any reason I was hired to lead this army, do you?

Commander: Is it comic relief?

MR: ...

*he picks up the soldier using psychokinesis, and slams him into the ground crushing his body*

Yes. Well it is to me. Everyone's so serious 'round here.

Soldier: Where's the commander?

MR: Deadsies. He had bad diarrhea.

I am ashamed at this abuse of my character.

You have other people on your team?

[Mufasa]

._______.

I did my intro.

I guess we didn't really discuss this before, but you have all the other guys in Fox's army on your side of the story as well. (EX:Raven, CGV, Hikarusa, Zeph, etc etc etc.)

[Metal Rabbit]

That's fine. I wrote it so I don't actually know who my subordinates are yet.

[Mufasa]

That's fine. I wrote it so I don't actually know who my subordinates are yet.

Pretty much anyone who's not on the B-team.

[Nightmare]

Good job you two. It's great so far...

[_____]

Now that I actually understand the basis of the whole thing, it does actually seem quite good.