Ansem Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Rasist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 But he's literally black: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I'm available now. HAVE AT YOU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 (edited) I was really happy when I found I did every one of the requirements. Except I almost exclusively use Marth. DAMMIT SAKURAI Edited May 8, 2011 by Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Romanticism in SSBB? I like it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 (edited) Good morning, class. Today we're going to talk about Man Tiers. What is a Man Tier? The Man Tier is a document that the sages spent years developing. This list outlines all the characters in Brawl and ranks them on their inherent manliness. Let's start with the Top 5 characters in the Man Tier. The Elite Four (+1). These five characters represent the pinnacle of manliness in Brawl: Would be DIFFICULT to play with any of these characters in an unmanly fashion. 5. Ganondorf - He may be a clone of Captain Falcon, but it takes a pair of steel ones to fight with your bare fists when you could've used a sword the whole time. Also, his Down Air is kinda cool. 4. Bowser - Not only does he throw his entire massive girth on almost every one of his attacks, but he also has one of the manliest ways of taking an opponent down with him. Number 2. and 3. are a bit contraversial, the arguement of between who's manlier, Ike or Captain Falcon is a heated one. On one hand, every one of Ike's moves is manly by itself, it's almost impossible NOT to get a manly kill with Ike. On the other hand, Captain Falcon can do this: ...Ultimately, I decided we should go with Captain Falcon because of seniority. Well, that leaves us with number 1. The moment you've all been waiting for! The top of the Man Tier is reserved for a character of absolute manliness there's no questioning to his greatness. It's a character that everyone got a little shocked when he got in. He's made his place in the line-up nicely. This combatant is sooo manly, that the entire game is a walk-in-the-park for him. Every part of his body has be trained and honed to be a living weapon. He is literally first scene in the scenes of manliness, and could probably defeat anyone in the game in his sleep. I am of course talking about... The one... The only... The unforgettable... JIGGLYPUFF You must be in shock Jigglypuff took the first spot. Jigglypuff defies the defenitions of manliness and makes it his own- HIS WHOLE BODY IS A WEAPON. And while everyone else fights their heart out, Jigglypuff is busy doing something completlely different. It's that exact same spirit that makes Jigglypuff the king of all manliness. We salute you, Jigglypuff! The rest of the Man Tier is a little bit buzzy. The list of the characters that goes varies drastically. Full Man Tier: Elite Four (+1) Jigglypuff Captain Falcon Ike Bowser Ganondorf Manly Snake Wario Lucario Samus Ness Charizard DeDeDe R.O.B Zelda Wolf Almost manly Peach The black guy DK Toon Link Ivysaur Diddy Kong Kirby Falco A tier lower than "Almost manly" Luigi Yoshi Link Meta Knight Squirtle ZSS Mario Pikachu Fox Pit Sheik Sonic Unmanly or unplayable Lucas Ice Climbers Olimar Pokemon Trainer Roy Mewtwo Dr. Mario Pichu Young Link Mr. Saturn Hot head Sandbag Bom-omb Toad Disgrace Marth Does playing a higher tier character make me more manly, or vice-versa when using a lower tier character? - The answer to both of these, is no. Higher tier characters merely have more potential for manliness. Nothing is stopping a low tier character from having a manly moment. But for players unmanly to begin with, playing high tier characters won't help them at all. Likewise, you are not less manly for playing a less manly character, and as a matter of fact, accepting a low tier character's manly limits and playing around with it is one of the manliest things a player could do. Let me give you an example... You could play Captain Olimar without using his Pikmin. Or you could play with Pit without using his spammy B moves. You can even chose to play with one Ice Climber. Or you could, uh...uh...look, just stop playing Meta Knight like an ass, people. Wait, the Man Tier is useless? Ultimately, the Man Tier exists for one reason alone. It's for our better understanding for what is "manly". The best thing a player can do is understand why a character is high on the list and then choose to play the character that they want to, keeping the ideals of higher characters in mind. If you're manly enough, it'll show in any character. Except for Marth. Class dismissed. Edited May 10, 2011 by Soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I agree with the Manly Tier. The only one I don't really use in it is Bowser. I do disagree with Marth being the least Manly, though, as I use him. When I use him, I may not fight with manliness when using Marth, but I fight with swiftness, strength, intelligence and courage - ideals of which the Manly Tier don't have so much of. Pokemon Trainer should be in Disgrace Tier. He doesn't even fight. He makes Charizard, Ivysaur and Squirtle fight for him, the pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsu Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I do disagree with Marth being the least Manly, though, as I use him. When I use him, I may not fight with manliness when using Marth, but I fight with swiftness, strength, intelligence and courage - ideals of which the Manly Tier don't have so much of. Does this mean that Marth is in one of the top brackets of the Feminine tiers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Shit yes I play a manly character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Kirby and Snake should be higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaoz Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Or you could, uh...uh...look, just stop playing Meta Knight like an ass, people. Did you ever actually see a MK play like that? Because if not, I'll happily provide an example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 Did you ever actually see a MK play like that? Because if not, I'll happily provide an example. Um, yeah...go ahead. @_@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaoz Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Note that it could be worse. Frame data wise, MK can play in a way that he can stay invincible for the entire match (actually there are two ways to do it, but one of them is a glitch). Also note that PS1 is not one of MK's top stages, so there are characteristics on other stages that he can abuse even more. Also, just because it's a really awesome set: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 What if I don't use a GC Remote, does that mean I can spam Pit's (1) move? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esaka Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 (edited) He got it from that, it's painfully unfunny and stupid <_<. http://www.youtube.com/user/DairunCates#p/u/5/Os-7g5icyj4 He does know how to play TvsC like a man however. Edited May 11, 2011 by 3-13Archer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 And your point is...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 (edited) Kirby is manly. He can be five different manly characters. Also Marth is totally manly, if he didn't wear his tiara it would unleash his true manliness and make the game unplayable and no fun. ... There was this whole thing about it somewhere, but I don't have the link. It's an excellent demonstration that Marth is really the manliest character in any game ever. Also Lucas is pretty manly, but you have to play Mother 3 to unlock his manliness. Edited May 11, 2011 by Queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 With that proof I could raise him somewhere to "Almost manly". But "The manliest ever" is just a little too much. That would be outranking C. Falcon and lolIke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 12, 2011 Author Share Posted May 12, 2011 What if I don't use a GC Remote, does that mean I can spam Pit's (1) move? Spamming by itself is unmanly. It's stated in the 12 rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 17, 2011 Author Share Posted May 17, 2011 So, um....Mega Marth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 JIGGLYPUFF You must be in shock Jigglypuff took the first spot. Jigglypuff defies the defenitions of manliness and makes it his own- HIS WHOLE BODY IS A WEAPON. And while everyone else fights their heart out, Jigglypuff is busy doing something completlely different. It's that exact same spirit that makes Jigglypuff the king of all manliness. We salute you, Jigglypuff! The rest of the Man Tier is a little bit buzzy. The list of the characters that goes varies drastically. Full Man Tier: Elite Four (+1) Jigglypuff Captain Falcon I call bull. This "manliness" propaganda is a sham and a fake. This person is a false prophet. Nothing is more manly than Captain Falcon. Jigglypuff has textures modeled after CAPTAIN FALCON. As the Pokemon itself needed to upgrade and BE Captain Falcon's helmet to upgrade its manliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 I call bull. This "manliness" propaganda is a sham and a fake. This person is a false prophet. Nothing is more manly than Captain Falcon. Jigglypuff has textures modeled after CAPTAIN FALCON. As the Pokemon itself needed to upgrade and BE Captain Falcon's helmet to upgrade its manliness. Captain Falcon isn't trained to be a living weapon and can't defeat people in his sleep. Boring. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowofchaos Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Captain Falcon isn't trained to be a living weapon and can't defeat people in his sleep. Lies. I again restate this man is a FALSE PROPHET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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