The Thief's Assassin Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Because i am stupid and just found this, i guess i should greet all, hello! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaggle of Geese Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Hello yourself. So, are you an assassin that works for a thief? Or do you assassinate thieves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief's Assassin Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 Hmm both, but i really shouldn't reveal my work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 If you don't want people to know your real job, you shouldn't advertise it like. Instead, opt for a cute, fluffy username. . .like Dual Chainsaws or something. Anyway, welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief's Assassin Posted May 22, 2011 Author Share Posted May 22, 2011 sounds deadly, but i left it ambiguous enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TatsuyaSuou Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 (edited) Three introductions in one day? Anyway welcome to the forest! Edited May 22, 2011 by chubby8pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 An assaing saying hi... What kind of assasin are you? Anyway hello and welcome to ze forest were mystical creatures that will rip you apart and eat your heart while its still beating await. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sholes Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 I think he's the awesome kind of assassin!!! He's my kind of people, welcome to SFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 An assaing saying hi... What kind of assasin are you? Anyway hello and welcome to ze forest were mystical creatures that will rip you apart and eat your heart while its still beating await. Probably the deceptive kind that lures you into the illusion that he's nice and friendly and then when you turn your back, he kills you. Anyways, welcome to SF! Please don't kill me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief's Assassin Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Only people who piss me off die, so you guys are good for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Hmm both, but i really shouldn't reveal my work How much would it cost you to reveal it? Hmm...? Welcome to SF. Try not to assassinate too many thieves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 Only people who piss me off die, so you guys are good for now Well here it comes... Dear Amateur Assassin, Wahaha, I am Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. I mean seriously. This is not an empty threat. Also, don't quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. Waha Kife. You better not leave or I will haunt you IRL. Seriously, not kidding. Anyway, enjoy your stay. You better... With these tough economic times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? Just cuz. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shut up, you ask too many questions. There are many dicks on this forum. Not the kinds that would be appealing to females. Many were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yeah, the forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That's cuz of a bug that caused the site to have amnesia. I think. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open like 2 months before that. Somebody had server payment issues. The admins... well... most of them are cool. They can be illogical at times, even our site admin Jyosua. He ignores you a lot so you shouldn't be asking him for help. In fact, all the admins have so many messages that they may overlook a message from you. You should try messaging a well respected user instead, because they have nothing better to do than to help you. Like *cough* me. I've been here longer than 2 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect mah senioritay. I never really did much. Oh yeah, I helped kick start a Fire Emblem fangame based on users on this site. I disappeared for 2 months and people assumed I was dead. Then I took many other breaks after that. I wonder when the fangame will be done, those workers like to take their time. Don't even give me that "But Knife, I have no time at all for the game." I don't care. You can at least find 15 minutes a day to work on it. And it's summer again. You should be racking up 105 minutes of work in one week. That's enough time to write 4 chapters. We're not writing a fucking Harry Potter book. The main problem is that you procrastinate then say "I didn't have enough time" when you don't make the deadline. The you I'm referring to should be very clear to the reader. Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them). Now I must end this rant, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me Knife. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will be cut. There is no way you can assassinate me. Signed, Waha Kife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief's Assassin Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 Well Waha Knife pleased to meet you, simply ask if you are in need of my services Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 (edited) Welcome. I'm Ragnell. The sword, not the woman. I like FE9 too much. Like, way too much. I like to write too, but I never do it. I like to play FE as well, but I never do that either. If you're into the FE series (likely, since you signed up here), then be sure to check out the FE sections. If you think you're really good at FE, then check out the debates or tier lists, so you can see that you're not. If you like total randomness and hilarity, then head towards Far from the Forest. But try not to get too far from the forest. Forum games are out there. They melt your brain, and they've been declared a highly addictive and dangerous substance. There's also a very large Mafia contingent out there. Serious Discussion is only for srs ppl, which is probably why people rarely post there. The Creative sections are for creative people, which is probably why people rarely... *cough* which is why there are a plethora of wonderful art pieces there. And Other Games are for all the people like me who have run out of FE to play. See you around. Edited May 23, 2011 by Ragnell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted May 23, 2011 Share Posted May 23, 2011 hi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief's Assassin Posted May 23, 2011 Author Share Posted May 23, 2011 hello to all, thanks for the tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted May 24, 2011 Share Posted May 24, 2011 Well Waha Knife pleased to meet you, simply ask if you are in need of my services Very funny. People hire me for this kinda stuff. You have some serious competition kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief's Assassin Posted May 25, 2011 Author Share Posted May 25, 2011 As long as you don't doubt me, you won't be suprised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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