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Balcerzak was feeling smug. Another job well done.

That smugness (and his smile) vanished when a figure leapt at him from the darkness.

It was a rabid figure, almost frothing at the mouth, and it went at him without mercy.

He had no chance against it.

Dear Balcerzak,

You are Anubis.

You are the god of embalming. You weigh souls against a feather and have the face of a jackal. Also, you are the patron saint of mummifiers.

<SNIP>

During the Night Phase, you may reply to your role PM With "Night X - Summon the souls of the damned to haunt USER." You will haunt USER with dreams so horrible, they will not be able to speak the next day. If they speak, they will die.

<SNIP>

You are allied with the Egyptian Gods. You win when you have eliminated all other factions in the game.

Balcerzak has been torn limb from limb.

Later that night, JBCWK was also feeling smug. He had done a good job that night.

He was in the middle of the road when he saw how foe standing before him, apparently as surprised as he is.

They fought. And fought, and fought, until JB stepped forward, sending a weakness.

He did not step into solid ground. What he stepped onto was something quivering, alive, and packing plenty of sharp teeth.

As he was being devoured he can hear the mad cackling of his opponent.

Dear JB,

You are Ares.

You are the god of War. In actuality, you are just a brute that loves killing, and hates getting your ass handed to you on a silver platter by your sister.

<SNIP>

During the Night Phase, you may reply to your role PM with "Night X – Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war! USER must DIE!" You will attempt to kill USER, but due to your straight-forward manner, USER will see you coming and will have left the place before you get there. Angry, you will kill the first person to visit USER that night instead.

<SNIP>

You are allied with the Greek Gods. You win when you have eliminated all other factions in the game.

Something ate JBCWK.

Once the commotion has died down, people noticed that WoMC is missing. He cannot be found anywhere. He cannot be Lynched because of this.

It is now Day 3. This phase will end on June 6th, 12:00 GMT+7. (I have some RL issues that will likely force me to be absent on Sunday, hence the extension)

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Zkirsche Newbie

Zkirsche

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Why are the phases so long now?

I have some RL issues that will likely force me to be absent on Sunday, hence the extension)

That was in bold underlined letters too.

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[spoiler=Paperblade]

(12:39:23) Paperblade: back

(12:40:07) Paperblade: Anyway, my night results are in, and I believe I know what's up with eclipse

(12:45:27) Hextator: ?

(12:45:52) Paperblade: during Day 3, Anou said he knew Kay was on eclipse N1 and 2

(12:45:59) Paperblade: er

(12:46:05) Paperblade: reduce those numbers by 1

(12:46:29) Paperblade: Kay is a jailkeeper

(12:46:37) Paperblade: meaning she hooks the target but protects them from all actions

(12:47:32) Paperblade: so it's likely that Kay was on eclipse again

(13:00:40) Hextator: protects them in what way?

(13:00:42) Hextator: murderously?

(13:01:01) Paperblade: My belief is

(13:01:04) Paperblade: Kay is with Snike

(13:01:12) Paperblade: and Snike is having Kay do this because he wants to kill eclipse himself

(13:06:20) Hextator: whatever

Dear Anouleth,

You are Nepthys.

You are the goddess of Night and lamentation. YOur life is a rather depressing sob story.

<SNIP>

During the Night Phase, you may reply to your role PM With "Night X - tell USER a sad story." USER will be so saddened by your story that they will cry themselves to sleep instead of carrying out their night action.

<SNIP>

You are allied with the Egyptian Gods. You win when you have eliminated all other factions in the game.

Raymond's a chick.

[spoiler=Paperblade]

(23:45:37) Hextator: Paperblade

(23:45:40) Hextator: I need your role claim

(23:45:46) Hextator: actually no, I don't trust you

(23:45:54) Hextator: you probably have a super good fake

(23:45:55) Hextator: god dammit

(23:46:04) Hextator: I'm silenced because balcerzak is a little bitch

(23:46:17) Hextator: but I know something that everyone in the game needs to know

(23:49:33) Paperblade: ;/

(23:49:48) Paperblade: I can relay it if you want

(23:50:27) Hextator: I don't trust you to do that either

(23:50:31) Paperblade: =(

(23:50:33) Hextator: but I'll make sure everyone knows anyway

(23:50:46) Paperblade: if it's something everyone needs to know

(23:50:49) Hextator: so I guess I'll take the risk of you telling everyone sooner or telling eclipse

(23:50:50) Paperblade: why not say it in ipchat

(23:50:57) Hextator: because not everyone is in ipchat

(23:50:59) Paperblade: oh

(23:51:01) Hextator: it needs to be in the thread

(23:51:52) Hextator: yeah

(23:51:55) Hextator: I'm pretty sure about this

(23:51:57) Hextator: eclipse is fucking like

(23:52:00) Hextator: insanibroken

(23:52:03) Paperblade: wut

(23:52:07) Hextator: she kills people who visit her

(23:52:16) Hextator: that's like

(23:52:18) Paperblade: is that her surprise?

(23:52:21) Hextator: self interceptor bullet proof

(23:52:26) Hextator: we HAVE to lynch her

(23:52:28) Hextator: like, now

(23:52:34) Hextator: it might be

(23:52:36) Hextator: i dunno

(23:52:47) Paperblade: otherwise the inspector would have died, right?

(23:53:01) Hextator: oh

(23:53:02) Hextator: good point

(23:53:08) Hextator: yeah, that must be her surprise

(23:53:09) Paperblade: So it has to be her surprise?

(23:53:26) Hextator: her surprise is fucking terrible

(23:53:33) Hextator: well wait, they shouldn't have activated then

(23:53:48) Hextator: shenanigaaaaans

(23:53:51) Paperblade: what

(23:53:53) Paperblade: hm

(23:54:01) Hextator: right? they shouldn't be active until now

(23:54:04) Paperblade: right

(23:54:04) Hextator: as in, last night they weren't active

(23:54:06) Paperblade: how do you know about this

(23:54:08) Hextator: so it couldn't be surprise either

(23:54:12) Hextator: she did something

(23:54:15) Hextator: she did something to my team mate

(23:54:23) Paperblade: ic

(23:54:24) Hextator: maybe she had help

(23:54:26) Hextator: maybe it was an accident

(23:54:32) Hextator: but this is ridicurrous

(23:54:48) Paperblade: maybe it was priority?

(23:54:52) Hextator: no

(23:54:59) Hextator: well

(23:55:00) Hextator: maybe

(23:55:03) Hextator: no, it can't be

(23:55:07) Hextator: there is no priority in this game

(23:55:43) Hextator: no wait, that was my thought from when I thought jb died to bal

(23:55:48) Hextator: which he like

(23:55:49) Hextator: didn't

(23:56:09) Hextator: someone killed my team mate and imad

(23:56:21) Paperblade: did you guys try to kill eclipse?

(23:56:29) Hextator: maaaaybe

(23:56:43) Paperblade: hm

(23:56:45) Paperblade: so you sent JB

(23:56:49) Paperblade: and he died?

(23:56:59) Hextator: I'm positive I told you a bunch a shit I shouldn't have but I would only care if this was a game I stood a chance in

(23:57:11) Hextator: and Bal and Nightmare saw to it that we didn't stand a cahnce

(23:57:18) Paperblade: Nightmare?

(23:57:22) Hextator: nightmare is the reason sho died

(23:57:27) Paperblade: oh

(23:57:28) Hextator: he banned him over nothing and everyone killed him for it

(23:57:32) Paperblade: yeah

(23:57:33) Paperblade: that was BS

(23:57:36) Paperblade: so Rein is your last teammate

(23:57:37) Paperblade: then

(23:57:49) Paperblade: since Rein someone on his team gave up

(23:58:02) Hextator: bal is the reason I've been silenced and the reason I thought it would fuck everyone up if I sent jb to kill eclipse, because who would kill the person they are grateful to and in love with

(23:58:09) Paperblade: mm

(23:58:15) Paperblade: I need to go soon but

(23:58:16) Hextator: Rein?

(23:58:25) Paperblade: Luka

(23:58:27) Paperblade: Queen

(23:58:32) Hextator: if you say so

(23:58:35) Paperblade: ;/

(23:58:37) Hextator: eclipse said the same thing though

(23:58:38) Paperblade: anyway

(23:58:46) Paperblade: I'm not an Old One

(23:58:56) Hextator: and I'm not even gonna try anymore

(23:59:07) Paperblade: I need to go

(23:59:08) Paperblade: but

(23:59:12) Paperblade: I'll talk to you later tonight or tomorrow

[spoiler=JBCWK]

[00:17:24] Faval (JBCWK): Yeah, I'm probably gone

[00:17:40] Faval (JBCWK): I pretty much told Paper and Haze which group I am

[00:17:44] Faval (JBCWK): work your solo magic dammit

[00:18:00] Hextator: you fucking idiot

[00:18:02] Hextator: I knew that was a terrible idea

[00:18:05] Hextator: why would you do that

[00:18:13] Hextator: also if you don't die now I'm just going to assume you got recruited ;/

[00:18:26] Faval (JBCWK): so we wouldn't have one faction + haze trying to kill us

[00:18:26] Faval (JBCWK): hell

[00:18:29] Faval (JBCWK): you're probably dead too

[00:18:31] Faval (JBCWK): for being obviam

[00:18:45] Hextator: lulul as if anyone acknowledges that I'm good

[00:18:53] Hextator: I brag so fucking much people just think I'm making it up

[00:18:56] Hextator: (works for me)

[00:19:13] Hextator: seriously though we're boned if you're dead; someone will probably kill me out of boredom or hate if nothing else

[00:19:35] Faval (JBCWK): i know

[00:19:37] Faval (JBCWK): fucking retard

[00:19:41] Faval (JBCWK): why did he get himself suspended

[00:19:48] Faval (JBCWK): sho posted hentai

[00:19:49] Faval (JBCWK): in nightmare's face

[00:20:10] Hextator: well he got lynched for it

[00:20:13] Hextator: which was the real issue

[00:20:22] Hextator: and I was too silenced to be like "you guys are fucking stupid, vote haze"

[00:20:28] Faval (JBCWK): first faction to get lynched usually gets insta-boned

[00:20:32] Faval (JBCWK): from what i've seen

[00:20:38] Hextator: gg weapons

[00:20:41] Hextator: OH WAIT WE WON TOTA

[00:20:46] Hextator: fuck off fgts i own u

[00:20:49] Faval (JBCWK): tota was gay

[00:20:54] Hextator: i was gay

[00:20:55] Hextator: and I won for it

[00:21:29] Faval (JBCWK): ;/

[00:21:42] Faval (JBCWK): what the fuck can you even do, god dammit

[00:22:10] Hextator: who me?

[00:22:11] Hextator: I told you

[00:22:13] Hextator: I fuck people

[00:22:24] Faval (JBCWK): second hooker?

[00:22:30] Hextator: not quite ;>

[00:22:38] Faval (JBCWK): you fuckbag

[00:22:39] Hextator: literally

[00:22:43] Hextator: yes

[00:22:46] Faval (JBCWK): ;/

[00:23:09] Faval (JBCWK): anyway

[00:23:16] Faval (JBCWK): since i'm almost certianly dead tonight so we get nuked

[00:23:22] Faval (JBCWK): i'm going to chat up a fuckload of people

[00:23:37] Faval (JBCWK): unless you've already talked to eclipse lol

[00:24:35 | Edited 00:24:38] Hextator: nah eclipse wouldn't say shit to me anyway

[00:24:52] Hextator: also I've been busy with work and silenced so I just kinda quit fucking paying attention

[00:25:13] Faval (JBCWK): ...

[00:25:31] Hextator: totes got a dome ache right now

[00:25:36] Hextator: had one all day actually

[00:25:39] Hextator: tell me a fucking bedtime story

[00:25:44] Hextator: I'll sleep on the shit and then maybe I'll play better

[00:25:55] Faval (JBCWK): take a knife and jab it into your eye

[00:26:01] Faval (JBCWK): the sharp end, of course

[00:26:23] Faval (JBCWK): anyway

[00:26:27] Faval (JBCWK): i'll be talking to clipsey

[00:26:32] Hextator: how about I poop on your mouth

[00:26:33] Hextator: oh wait that's child abuse

[00:26:42] Hextator: then I'll dump on your momma's chest instead

[00:26:54] Hextator: yeah you like that don't you

[00:27:00] Hextator: reading all the dirty shit your parents do

[00:27:04] Hextator: you fucking little shit

[00:27:08] Hextator: I wish we had never made you

[00:27:17] Hextator: I'm gonna gently cover your face with a pillow tonight

[00:27:20] Hextator: you're not gonna wake up

[00:27:23] Hextator: sweet dreams

[00:27:32] Faval (JBCWK): my mom is eclipse

[00:27:47] Hextator: precisely

[00:27:50] Hextator: Hextator takes another swig

[00:27:53] Hextator: Hextator throws a bottle at the wall

[00:28:00] Hextator: man she really has a drinking prablem

[00:28:06] Hextator: look, it's wearing off on me

[00:28:19] Hextator: oh well, at least it's all your fault our family sucks and not mine

[00:28:29] Hextator: btw if we ever get a divorce that shit's on you

[00:28:34] Hextator: how do you feel about your life

[00:28:39] Faval (JBCWK): great

[00:28:52] Hextator: great huh

[00:29:31] Faval (JBCWK): suggest a way for me to PM eclipse

[00:29:32] Faval (JBCWK): as in

[00:29:33] Faval (JBCWK): what to say

[00:29:48] Hextator: tell her she's the most beautiful woman in the world and ask her to marry you

[00:29:55] Hextator: then give her your role PM as a token of your sincerity

[00:30:01] Faval (JBCWK): wrt motg faggot

[00:30:20] Hextator: then give her your role PM as a token of your sincerity

[00:30:25] Faval (JBCWK): you're a horrible father

[00:30:32] Hextator: you're a whoreible daughter!

[00:30:41] Faval (JBCWK): how did you know

[00:30:42] Faval (JBCWK): =o

[00:30:44] Hextator: =o

[00:30:50] Hextator: because I FUCKING MADE YOU THAT WAY, YOU LITTLE SKANK

[00:30:57] Hextator: you take after your daddy

[00:31:01] Hextator: daddy'slittle gurl

[00:31:11] Hextator: Hextator pats you on the lice infested head

[00:32:12] Faval (JBCWK): >:

[00:32:22] Hextator: yeah that's what I thought

[00:32:26] Hextator: bbn gonna go claim to eclipse

okay that last one was just because it was funny

NEW INFO! You're welcome guys.

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Anouleth Newbie

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And the reason for letting everyone know some pretty arbitrary AIM conversations and Anou's role PM is...?

The same reason all that information about Eclipse did last day, because Obviam wants to distract people from lynching him. He sent that information to everyone who voted for him to be lynched.

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Paperblade Newbie

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lolling

There goes my honour

MEI NO NAISHO ISN'T HENTAI YOU GOD DAMN IDIOTS :angry:

You could have been banned for it, stop bitching.

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//useless name change no one cares about

Yeah, and I have no qualms about lynching brick, but if our target is Obviam or whatever...

I'm with Excellen on this one.

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