Klytus Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Hello, all. I've been coming to this forum for a while now (tried to register a while back, but didn't get the confirmation e-mail), and decided to register because if I have no new Fire Emblem games to play, I may as well talk about the old ones. I won't bore you with details about myself, but I was at E3 this year covering the show for Gamertell.com, and was disappointed that Fire Emblem wasn't tossed out even in passing as either a late release for the DS or as an in-development Wii U title. But we'll save such discussions for the appropriate threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 ooooooooooooooooo alting im telling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Hi, welcome to SF. If you are an alt of someone prepare to be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I think he means he lurked without registering. :/ Sorry about them, and welcome to the forest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Uh, hi? Please play nicely~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 tried to register a while back, but didn't get the confirmation e-mail) kevin shutup oh hai there have a nice time im a mettaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 kevin shutup oh hai there have a nice time im a mettaur Quiet you. I can see your true form, which is an old lady. Dear Cletus, Wahaha, I am Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. I mean seriously. This is not an empty threat. Also, don't quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. Waha Kife. You better not leave or I will haunt you IRL. Seriously, not kidding. Anyway, enjoy your stay. You better... With these tough economic times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? Just cuz. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shut up, you ask too many questions. There are many dicks on this forum. Not the kinds that would be appealing to females or homosexual men. Many were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yeah, the forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That's cuz of a bug that caused the site to have amnesia. I think. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open like 2 months before that. Somebody had server payment issues. Call me Waha Kife. I know I said this already, but people still seem to call me by my screen name. Only people on my list can call me Knife. My list is in the "about me" section of my profile. You can still apply to be on the list, but remember to call me Waha Kife. I've never copied & pasted. Never. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer geeks added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 2 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect mah senioritay. I never really did much. Oh yeah, I helped kick start a Fire Emblem fangame based on users on this site. I disappeared for 2 months and people assumed I was dead. I helped a lot of users get banned. Hell, I don't know why they still keep me here. Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them). Now I must end this rant, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me Knife. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate (or do you?)... So you're a perfessional reviewer eh? I'm a perfessional assassin, so I think we'll work very well. Why did I spell perfessional the way I did? None of your bidness. Signed, Waha Kife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them). Waha, I know you are talking to the newcomer, But BTW, please understand that if I go inactive, it might not be by choice, so try and confirm my reason for inactivity before actually "doing the deed" IRL. Or build a time machine and kill me yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Quiet you. I can see your true form, which is an old lady. Get off my lawn Knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Get off my lawn Knife Waha will kill you. then I will get paid to do my job. The only thing for you to choose is where in your lawn do you want me to dig your grave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Ah, cool, I see I came into some drama. No, you'll find I'm an upstanding fellow. I did mean lurking, by the way. I used this site mainly for the guides (and to grab some music), but starting looking in the forum when I couldn't find anything on a U.S. release of New Mystery. There was a different thread a while back I wanted to comment on, and that's when I tried to register but didn't get a confirmation e-mail. For further proof of my actual existence, I'll let this review I wrote for Gamertell serve as my passport: Gamertell Review: Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon for DS I didn't include that the first time because I didn't want it to seem that I'm fishing for links. Not sure what the point would be for a review that's two years old, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Waha will kill you. then I will get paid to do my job. The only thing for you to choose is where in your lawn do you want me to dig your grave? *Intercepting* Bury me under the flower bed. You are not allowed to kill me until you figure out which flower bed I am talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Waha, I know you are talking to the newcomer, But BTW, please understand that if I go inactive, it might not be by choice, so try and confirm my reason for inactivity before actually "doing the deed" IRL. Or build a time machine and kill me yesterday. Alright, I understand. I understand that you will need some Waha Punishing in real life. Get off my lawn Knife What? Who said that? I though Mettaurs can't talk. But they can be Waha Punished. Now bend over. *Waha Punishes* You really like this, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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