Life Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) Update! A furious fight broke out in the center of the town, Obviam holding a knife on one side with Kiku-Ichimonji and a steel bat on the other. The crowd roared and closed in on the two fighters. Then one went down and people mobbed the scene. You ran to the bulletin board to avoid getting hurt from the fight and to check out the casualties. Kevin has reappeared in the town, looking quite shaken. GET HIMMMMMMMMMMM! Earl Cole has been killed by a secret service. MI6 claims that they haven't done shit even though the murderer wrote MI6 in big red letters on the side of the wall.Dear <USER>, you are Trekkie Monster.You are Trekkie Monster, a porn addict. Not that it bothers you... in fact, it doesn't. At least you don't have to listen to Kate Monster's incessant yapping all day long since you're too busy tugging on your thang. Guess it does come in handy sometimes. Since you enjoy so much porn, the Latter-day Renaissance Men have welcomed you with open arms since they feel you are the true essence of a Renaissance Man. But in truth, you are too insane to join them and will work as a spy instead. You also know that your own faction is being moled so be careful when talking to your allies. Dear <USER>, you are Trekkie Monster.You are Trekkie Monster, a porn addict. Not that it bothers you... in fact, it doesn't. At least you don't have to listen to Kate Monster's incessant yapping all day long since you're too busy tugging on your thang. Guess it does come in handy sometimes. Once during the game, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Make computer crash" in the message. Your computer will then crash when someone attempts to access it and will explode five seconds later, killing yourself and everyone who targeted you that day. <SNIP> You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>. Your alias is Earl Cole. You are allied with the Latter-day Renaissance Men. You win if your faction is the last one standing. <SNIP> You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>. Your alias is Earl Cole. You are allied with the Crazy Casayas. You win if your faction is the last one standing. You see that this is the only death of the day but it seems that Obviam won the fight. Kiku-Ichimonji lays on the ground, motionless. That's what happens when you take up too much bandwidth, bitch. Dear Kiku-Ichimonji, you are Sexy Babe Petrova.You married a rich american through an online "Marry a killer Russian" agency and he got exactly what he payed for, death. Unfortunately for you, like all good Americans he didn't save shit and didn't have life insurance either so you were reduced to a crack whore in no time. During the day, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Day X - Lure <USER> into my cage" in your message. With your sexy body as bait, you will lure <USER> into a cage and then lock <USER> up in it for the following phase. <USER> may not talk about the game and not use any abilities during the phase. During the night, you may send a PM to Life and Excellen with "Night X - Show <USER> my great body" in your message. You will perform a striptease in front of <USER> and he will be so mesmerized he accidentally performs his night action on you instead of his intended target. You know that <SNIP> is <SNIP>. Your alias is Shane Powers. You are allied with Skillz That Killz. You win if your faction is the last one standing. You then head off to sleep... until you hear the Party Rock Anthem coming over the loudspeakers. And then... EVERY DAY, I'M WATCHING PORN! ... The next morning, you wake up. You're sitting in front of your computer, naked, and there is porn on the screen. You cannot remember what happened last night but all you know is that it is day and another person must be lynched. It is now Day 4. Day 4 will end at 12:30 PMT on July 10th. Night 3 has effectively come and gone. Get lynching. Edited July 8, 2011 by Kitty Admiral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Phase canceller. Lovely. Also; O stay and hear! your true-love's coming That can moo both high and low; Trip no further, pretty sweeting, Journey's end in lovers' meeting-- Every wise man's son doth know.##vote:Obviam Such are my considerations. Oh hi. And just in case quoting that actually counts; ##Unvote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excellen Browning Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Action results have been sent out. If you should've gotten a result, bugger me about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Phase canceller. Lovely. More like "Day continue". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wen Yang Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) Same as yesterday... Or not<br><br>#Vote:Paperblade<br><br>and LOL phase canceller. Edited July 10, 2011 by Wen Yang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Well I'll be over there fapping since that's the whole extent of my "sex life", if anyone wants to whine at me to fix their computers for them again or if your name is Eclipse, call me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Mistake in the flavour. Earl Cole's way of death was wrong because I looked at the wrong name on the spreadsheet. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 It seems I was placed in quarantine. Oh well. You mad? ##Vote Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant Dragon Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Well, this is interesting. I still haven't seen any reason to lynch Obviam, by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) There actually isn't now, since Haze just sort of proved he's not a mole. Anyway, ##Vote: Paperblade. Policy. Edited July 9, 2011 by JBCWKitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snike Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 There actually isn't now, since Haze just sort of proved he's not a mole. Anyway, ##Vote: Psych. Policy. The kill sort of helped. ##Vote: Psych For Science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 (edited) Whee, it's daytime again. ##Invoke the powers of Palestine on: Kitty Admiral You know why I'm doing this. (in other words, it's yet another joke vote) ##Tying up the lynch with: Obviam I'd rather have a no lynch than a stupid one. Edited July 10, 2011 by Clipseykitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Attention players! Eclipse will now be godkilled because... yeah. Good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 What the fuck? ##Vote: Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I feel like I'm missing something with this Life lynch. Also since I'm in quarantine, I can't talk to you chaps outside of the thread (so stop harassing me on IRC, Obviam) Not that it matters, because someone decided to hit my alias, outing me (we should still lynch Obviam though because it would amuse me) ALSO, WHOEVER KILLED ME JUST MADE A PRETTY BIG MISTAKE [12:07] <Paperblade> Hey Life, you said I could give my info if my alias died, right? [12:07] <Life> Yep [12:07] <Life> Your alias bit the dust [12:07] <Paperblade> so I can post the link to my spreadsheet and just add my team to it? [12:07] <Life> Pretty badly too [12:07] <Life> Yeeah [12:07] <Paperblade> mmkay For my beloved team, my mole spreadsheet (and it's private, so fuck you, other teams) https://spreadsheets4.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?hl=en_US&key=tiwEva-Viu4BEKOqcoGT6tw&hl=en_US#gid=2 I'll add you guys to the sheet, and tell you about the hilarity when this day ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 "oh hey let's lynch the guy in the faction I'm moling, that won't completely destroy them or anything" ##Vote Paperblade even harder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 u mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I feel like I'm missing something with this Life lynch. Yes, you are. For my beloved team, my mole spreadsheet (and it's private, so fuck you, other teams) Add me to your sheet, and I'll tell you why I'm lynching Life~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 No, that's quite alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I'm confused, I'm spamming requests as psychology@hotmail.com, but I'm not getting i- Oh, there we go. *Copy* Thanks Paperbrad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snike Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 xDDDDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 I'm confused, I'm spamming requests as psychology@hotmail.com, but I'm not getting i- Oh, there we go. *Copy* Thanks Paperbrad. I prefer Papermole. Or maybe Moleblade... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 I dunno whats going on and I'm going to be gone for the rest of the phase so like ##Vote Obviam. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Who are we voting? ##Vote Obviam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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