Dark Sage Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 (edited) Hello and welcome to Let's play FE6, where I play the game normally and for your entertainment. That's right, no efficiency, no rankings, no Fox, I'm using items, and no Final Destination. This means that I'm allowing for you to give me non optimal team choices and I'll slow down to show you supports. All the supports you want and the team you want, post here. Though I am going to definitely use Cath, Ray, and Lugh, but feel free to choose the rest of my team, no matter how whacky it is. I'm also playing NM. So why don't we kick this off with Chapter 1? [spoiler=Chapter 1] So some random bandits are attacking a castle here. Well of course they would. Who wants to see such a horrible looking face? Well you're certainly not Kamina, butchering his catchphrase like that. Damas never goes on Gamefaqs apparently. Damas, bandits are to Fire Emblem the way Rocket Raccoon is to Marvel Comics. They're amusing and small fry who enjoy posturing, but are incapable of killing a fly. OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE ELIWOOD! Really now. I'm assuming you only got suckier in your older age. Preferably in the kitchen to make us all sandwhiches. Lilina wants to stand up for women's rights, what little there are. "Now hide in the kitchen dammit!" So basically their only hope is a low tier character in SSBM. They're screwed. Dude, I think when he gets to the castle, he'll SEE the bandits standing out there attacking you? I don't think he needs a messenger to be informed of anything unless you think he's blind. I stand corrected. What really galls me is that a few bandits are like, 5 feet from him. There's basically no reason for Roy not to see them. "She told me she wanted to slip into something more comfortable." Unlike other FEs, FE6 has characters who are pretty foul mouthed. I agree with Damas. Enough corpses will prevent anybody from getting to a castle so easily. Lance is able to double them immediately to show how manly he is. Roy, taking after his father, needs a lot of weakening to kill one of them. "GET OFF MY LAWN!" Marcus may be old now, but he still has all his Jeigany qualities and is sporting a sexy purple palette now. Not wanting to put up with Bors's fail ass, I have him go shoot up shit with the villagers for money. Damas doesn't like the word bastard for some reason. Nice of you Roy to critical on an enemy you would've killed anyway. Am disappoint son. Alan hits Damas so hard he explodes. I now have a new rolemodel. Alan is trolling me now. DAMMIT ROY! Roy secretly wanted the bandits to win so he could inherit all his father's money. "But our princess is in another castle" "It's time to tell you what I should've told you before. When a man and a woman love each other very much..." That shouldn't have to be an ancient rule Eliwood. That's common goddamn sense. "Speaking of which, let's talk about your report card young man." Don't feel bad Eliwood. You were always a hindrance, even when you were well. If it's the Legend Mercenaries, I quit. Merlinus picked up the Skill Focus feats in Knowledge (Nobility and Royalty) and Knowledge (Local). That better involve keeping his pants on. And so Chapter 1 ends. Not my best, but I did put this out early in the morning and it's my first LP so sorry if it's not high quality. Edited June 27, 2011 by Sagekitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Not as funny as Paper but I definitely laughed at points. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothache Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I've never used Oujay or Hugh before, so it would be good to see you show them off. Also, you know what would be great in these LPs? Animated gifs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joerachi Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 SOPHIASOPHIASOPHIASOPHIASOPHIASOPHIA I would like you to use Sophia... Nya~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 [spoiler=Chapter 2 Part 1] We open to a female wyvern rider just asking to get trolled. No I'm just kidding. Notice he does not answer the question. She asks where the princess is and he just says he was sure he knew where she was before. Clearly we're not dealing with a genius here. Apparently this is not the first time this wyvern rider has heard this idiotic response. Sheesh. This is like dealing with Comcast customer service all over again. Yeah, I thought you were smarter than that. Rude is trolling her apparently. This is a terrible idea. See? Even the generic soldier agrees with me! You do realize if you sell her to Bern's enemies, word's going to get out that you sold her to them right? Or at least, you'll be severely punished for your incompetence in letting her go missing and be sold out (the latter being the charges the Bern army would use on you) right? Rude is an idiot. Soldier can't speak because he's too busy facepalming. More like tons. Yeah, Rude's screwed. "I really hope Kelik isn't leading it, or they're fired." Ellen fell on him, so he's using this as an opportunity to check her out. Roy figures his clout will have her falling for him. It appears to be working apparently. Roy: "Oh so she's a lesbian, never mind. So you fell into the trap of an idiot. I'm less inclined to help you now. What? Ram a cookie in it Merlinus. I want my EXP! Roy figures Ellen's mistress might be bisexual and would fall for him if he rescues her. So soldiers want to die eh? Well anyway there's some fighters to the south with some soldiers, so I kill all the soldiers instantly and have to deal with two remaining fighters. Marcus and Merlinus go up north to fetch the Armorslayer and some weapons. Oh yay! It's the Dieck mercenaries. "You suck too hard at combat." So she flies off and Ward and Lot have an unintersting conversation. "They're stealing our EXP." DAMMIT DIECK! Don't take after Lyn! Bors is pretty amazing. Good job Roy. You're not sucking for once. Park these guys here to commence the slaughter. Yeah, Ward got hit by that 22% and missed his second attack on his double. Screw you Ward. This is just unfair for Rude's band of idiots. Not too bad. Alan has decided to stop trolling. Lance's epic hair gives him awesome level ups apparently. A turn later, nearly everything is dead thanks to Dieck and Lott. Rude gets slaughtered instantly by the Armorslayer. NOW you realize. Dieck is ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 You can call that good Karma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=Chapter 2 Part 2] "We tried to get her to stop playing D&D so she could pay attention to you, but she cast a protection from partially bald guys spell on herself." Roy is waiting for the ass kissing. He is not disappointed. Like with Ellen, Roy attempts to use his clout to charm Guinevere because Roy is a pimp. Well your face is impossible. So there! Merlinus is a jerk. "You're totally ruining the moment here." No I'm kidding. It's pretty much impossible to end a war peacefully just after you invade a country. It's like breaking someone's arm and then apologizing. Guinevere apparently has no understanding of the real world. "I dunno." Hector: "Kill them." There are so many meanings of that line. This does not help. And end of chapter. Edited June 27, 2011 by Sagekitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I would like you to add Lilina to the list if you haven't already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 A magic heavy party I see. Good. I might cycle in units to see supports or something btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 And which route are you planning anyways? Ilia or Sacae? If Sacae, then I'd add Sue and Shin to the mix. Otherwise I don't know whether to add Thany or Tate to the mix, or just not train either of those four. (Ilia is the default route, IIRC.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psych Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I say use Sue and Thany and then add the other depending on which route you go. And maybe Saul and Echidna. :/ Because I think Saul is cooler than Ellen. And lolYodel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 Hmmm....with Sacae and Ilia, I think I'll play it by ear. I might use Thany but I'm not sure about Sue. I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I demand you use the armor knights, since you seem to think Boris is pretty amazing, hachachachacha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 His name is Bors not Boris. Anyway I might keep him and Wolt around for a few chapters as jokes. New rule. No suggesting I use any armors longterm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Use Treck and Noah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 27, 2011 Author Share Posted June 27, 2011 That's a good idea. Treck is proto-Haar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 His name is Bors not Boris. Anyway I might keep him and Wolt around for a few chapters as jokes. New rule. No suggesting I use any armors longterm. Bors is not a name. Boris is. And fine hten, I suggest you use the three knights of Ostia then. That's a good idea. Treck is proto-Haar. I like to think of him more as a New-Age Matthis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 (edited) Bors is not a name. Boris is. Wikipedia sez: Bors ... is the name of two knights in the Arthurian legend, one the father and one the son. - DESTROYED - Edited June 27, 2011 by dondon151 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Ok, let me clarify. *Ahem* Bors is a STUPID name. Boris is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondon151 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 There's also no way in hell that ボールス corresponds to Boris more than Bors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Ok, let me clarify. *Ahem* Bors is a STUPID name. Boris is not. That was not "clarifying" at all, that was "Oh crap, I need to save myself." And I say Bors > Boris. Both are stupid, but Bors less so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 (edited) This topic with names BORS me. Also good LP so far. Edited June 28, 2011 by Kitty M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted June 28, 2011 Author Share Posted June 28, 2011 Thanks. Glad you like it. I think I'll update on Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Sage Posted July 9, 2011 Author Share Posted July 9, 2011 (edited) I failed to update when I should've. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Tonight....somebody dies.... [spoiler=Chapter 3 Part 1] "I wish to taunt him with my ridiculous and over the top villainy." "You're pretty good at stereotypical hero calls for one thing." "I'm soooooo much better at stereotypical dialogue than you are." "See?" "I saved your life asshole!" As we can see here, Zephiel takes pride on his knowledge of comic book dialogue. "MY DAUGHTER WILL BE THE MOTHER OF GOD!" "Shut you STINKING mouth, bitch!" Bullcrap that Brenya defeated Saceae because everything in Sacae is broken. Brenya loves to state the obvious. "Look, just because most despots have died under mysterious circumstances thanks to their shadowy advisor doesn't mean it's going to happen THIS time." Brenya figures it's a good idea play along with the madman. Err......I don't think you want to say that Brenya. "Damn!" Hector's become as big a pussy as Eliwood now I see. "Oh no, we were just wondering about yo-YES YOU IDIOT!" "There's like, soldiers in there. You won't make it out alive!" No Chad, this is suicide. No way. Everyone knows thieves suck in combat. You should've thought of that before becoming a thief, dumbass. Anyway we start the chapter with Chad in tow. Chad is ridiculous. He's 2HKO'd by all the enemies here in Normal Mode. Some of the soldiers in Hard Mode one shot him. Dammit Wolt. Don't steal the good level ups. The soldiers don't do much to Alan. Not bad...for a thief. U trollin me Alan? No words. Edited July 10, 2011 by Sagekitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Hey, +3 avoid is pretty good for a level up! Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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