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I was taking my usual evening walk as I do almost everyday now.

As I was walking back home I noticed a black and white cat sitting near my house that kept staring me down so I stopped right in front of it assuming it would run off like a cat.

It didn't.

It kept staring into my eyes as though it was peering into my very soul for a good few minutes.

Then it ran off.

So yeah. Cats are evil.

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I don't like cats but I liked pussies. Does that count?

I assume the use of the past tense there means you're batting for the other team now, congrats on coming out.

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I assume the use of the past tense there means you're batting for the other team now, congrats on coming out.

Spelling mistake, fgt.

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I like...

Big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

and a round thing in your face you get sprung.

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I was taking my usual evening walk as I do almost everyday now.

As I was walking back home I noticed a black and white cat sitting near my house that kept staring me down so I stopped right in front of it assuming it would run off like a cat.

It didn't.

It kept staring into my eyes as though it was peering into my very soul for a good few minutes.

Then it ran off.

So yeah. Cats are evil.

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