Raikomaru Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 A new member has made his grande appearance! Okay, I'm mostly here to try and find someone I'm looking for, but now that I'm here anyway, I might as well interact a bit with the locals, have some fun, right? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Mine friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Uh, hi? Stay anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Again with the Dr. Weird flashbacks. GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! A NEW MEMBER! Don't mind me, I'm going through Aqua Teen moments here. Anyways, welcome to the forest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Welp, don't know you, but hiya!!! Hope you have fun here! =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroudening Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hello and welcome to the bush. If you are perhaps one of the many assassins who have been hired to kill me by my enemies, please realize that I am not the one responsible for any of the problems, and that should be worked out with the administration of your little group. If you are not trying to kill me, then please ignore what I just said. I am 55caasi. Well, at least that is what my name says. I cannot tell you my actual username because that would reveal my true identity. Because 55caasi is sometimes a difficult name to memorize, I usually tell people to call me Bulbasaur, since everyone knows that Bulbasaur is number one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Oh! This new member seems so interesting! I want to be your friend! Welcome and I hope all of your dreams come true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Hey, welcome to SF, where we have cool similies like , , and ! Enjoy yoir stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazuki Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Heyyyyy, and welcome to the Forest! You say that you're looking for someone...? Anyway, I hope you find whoever you're looking for, and since you're already here, please enjoy your stay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dear Rapemaru, Meow, I am Waha Kitty. You may only refer to me as Waha Kitty. If you call me anything but Waha Kitty, you will be seriously punished. I mean seriously. This is not an empty threat. Also, don't quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kitty. Waha Kitty. You better not leave or I will haunt you IRL. Seriously, not kidding. Anyway, enjoy your stay. You better... With these tough economic times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? Just cuz. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shut up, you ask too many questions. There are many dicks on this forum. Not the kinds that would be appealing to females or homosexual men. Many were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yeah, the forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That's cuz of a bug that caused the site to have amnesia. I think. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open like 2 months before that. Somebody had server payment issues. Call me Waha Kitty. I know I said this already, but people still seem to call me by my screen name. Only people on my list can call me Knitty. My list is in the "about me" section of my profile. You can still apply to be on the list, but remember to call me Waha Kitty. Man, roommates suck. Me and my roommate always fight about bills, video games, and other friends. He uses up more electricity than me, but I have to pay 50% regardless? He wants to hook up his 360 so I have to take down my Wii? He brings over his friends when I'm having a nice private dinner? Trust me, don't ever get roommates. Don't sell your soul for 50% off rent and utilities... If you do, you will be Waha Punished™. Don't mess with Texas. That's right, I am from Texas. In Texas, you can be killed for a crime you didn't commit. In Texas, you can go the a farm and dance with the cows. In Texas, I saw a guy get shot by an officer for littering. Everything is bigger in Texas. Including my ****. I've never copied & pasted. Never. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer geeks added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 3 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect mah senioritay. I never really did much. Oh yeah, I helped kick start a Fire Emblem fangame based on users on this site. I disappeared for 2 months and people assumed I was dead. I helped a lot of users get banned. Hell, I don't know why they still keep me here. Don't be a Waha Idiot either. I know some guys in the intro threads that seem to be following me around trying to piss me of. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™. Oh yeah, don't break the forum rules or you will be Waha Punished™. What the mods will do to you is nothing compared to what I will do to you... Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kitty? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them). Now I must end this rant, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me Knitty. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate (or do you?)... Stay away from my daughters you perverted traveler. I know what you really mean when you say you're "looking for someone". Signed, Waha Kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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