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[Aleph]

[21:23] Super Dancing_Kitteh: http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1553/gheb.png

what

[21:24:24] B. Rose: I'm the Goddamn Fatman

[21:24:37] Hextator: I'm gonna start jumping off of shit next time I play gaylo or something and just hum that tune

[21:24:48] Astra: yesss

[21:25:05] Hextator: I AM THE BLIGHT

[21:25:10] Hextator: Hextator swings cape over his head and vanishes into his folds of fat

[21:26:04] Hextator: "A little fat in you. I like that"

[21:26:09] Hextator: "Then you're going to /love/ me"

[21:26:51] Hextator: "It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these donuts?"

"No! Why don't you tell me?"

[21:28:00 | Edited 21:28:08] Hextator: "We really should stop eating; we'll miss the main course!"

"I already ate the main course."

[21:28:53 | Edited 21:29:00] Hextator: "Beautiful, isn't it?"

"Beautiful. Unethical. DANGEROUS. You've turned every loli in Magvel into an eclair!"

[21:29:02] Hextator: I can keep going if you want

[21:30:24] Hextator: [after eating a fuckton of bacon] "Do you think I should go to the hospital?"

"You don't watch your cholesterol a whole lot, do you, Mr. Gheb?

[21:31:51] Hextator: "They'll make fun of you."

"YOU'LL make fun of me. You'll tease me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen - I need to get motivated and run on this fucking treadmill for a few millenia."

[21:32:21] Hextator: [to Amelia] "You all right?"

[to Gheb] "Let's not do that again."

[21:33:32] Hextator: "What about getting back into shape?"

"I'd recommend a good fitness trainer."

"Without exercising."

[smiles] "Now that's more like it, Mr. Gheb."

[21:34:16] Hextator: "Know your limits, Master Gheb."

"Fatman has no limits."

"Well, you do, sir."

"Well, can't afford to know 'em."

[21:35:56] Hextator: "You don't want to have to smell that stall, Innes."

"It's not about the smell, it's about the germs!"

[21:36:00] Hextator: okay that one sucked

[21:36:53] Hextator: [after running into Innes and Amelia at a restaurant] "So, let's put a couple tables together."

[innes] "I'm not sure they'll let us."

"Oh, they should. I'm fat enough to take up one by myself."

[21:37:39] Hextator: "How could you want to raise children with a shitty diet like this?"

"Well, I grew up in lard, and I turned out all right."

[21:38:20] Trent: Loling

[21:38:23] Trent: Keep going xD

[21:39:03] Astra: then post it on sf

[21:39:40 | Edited 21:39:52] Hextator: [Fatman stares at Ephraim menacingly; Ephraim replies:] "From one professional to another, if you're trying to scare somebody, lose some god damn weight. From this distance, you wouldn't be able to catch me in time to hit me with your weapon."

[Fatman:] "I'm counting on it."

[he rolls toward Ephraim instead, running over him and breaking his legs]

[21:44:33] Hextator: "Don't let me find you out here again."

[Generic soldier, to Fatman] "We're trying to help you!"

"I don't need help."

[Lute, to Fatman] "Not in my diagnosis!"

[Generic soldier:] "What gives you the right? What's the difference between your ability to survive being horribly fat and mine?"

[Fatman lowers himself into the Fatmobile]

[Fatman] "Look, I'm not going to wear those tight ass jeans!"

[21:47:04] Hextator: "Then why do you want to kill me?"

[laughs] "I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to picking on people for being horribly stupid instead of horribly fat? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me."

"You're garbage who can only afford scraps."

"Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these... these fat ass kings, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster. I'm just rightfully disgusted by adipose tissue!"

[21:49:17] Trent: Goddamit ALex XD

[21:49:19] Trent: AHHHHH XD

[21:49:56] Hextator: "People are stealing my food, Valter. What would you have me do?"

"Endure, Master Gheb. Relax. They'll hate you for it, but that's the point of Fatman, he can be lazy as fuck. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the lard-ass choice."

"Well today I found out what else Fatman can't do. He can't endure being hungry. Today you get to say my 'neck looks like a vagina'."

"Today, I don't want to."

[pauses for several moments]

"But I bloody think it does."

[21:50:54] Trent: Fuck

[21:50:55] Trent: fuck

[21:50:56] Trent: sides

[21:50:58] Trent: hnrrrrgngg

[21:51:29] Hextator: "That was a very brave thing you did."

"Trying to catch that meat?"

"So you weren't protecting the children?"

[pretending his stomach doesn't ache] "Why? All I care about is the dragon meat."

[21:52:01] Hextator: "They're trying to kill me!"

"Well, maybe Fatman will eat them."

[21:53:24] BwdYeti: 'Plus, you've again used his hair colour for what seems to be an undershirt?(Forgot the r for a second there, undershit, wut.)'

[21:53:32] BwdYeti: > me every time I play MMBN

[21:53:39] BwdYeti: 'uh CApcom what is this program'

[21:53:41] Hextator: [about the Joshua] "Where is he?"

"Nobody knows, he came to us!"

"He must have friends!"

[incredulous] "Friends? Have you met this guy? All that skinny fuck does is sex up nuns and any other girl that was saving herself!"

[21:53:42] BwdYeti: '...oh'

[21:53:46] Hextator: I think I messed that one up

[21:55:42] BwdYeti: http://puu.sh/9Gfy

[21:55:43] BwdYeti: /wat/

[21:55:49] BwdYeti: NIckt y u do dis

[21:56:30] BwdYeti: http://puu.sh/9GfT

[21:56:31] BwdYeti: asgagdfsfas

[21:58:15] Hextator: "Where is Innes?"

"You have all these sex slaves and soldiers and you think they'll save you."

[Fatman slams the Joshua against a wall; Fatman's advisor replies:] "He's in control."

"I have to shit."

"Then that's the shit you'll have in your pants if you want to know the truth."

"Which is?"

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without eating all the god damn time. And tonight you're gonna break your one rule."

"I would never consider missing Chocolate Loli night."

"No, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them."

[21:58:22] Hextator: that one was bad

[21:58:25] Hextator: in the best way

[21:59:28] BwdYeti: i dont even

[22:00:59] Trent: My night is made

[22:02:03] Hextator: "I had a vision, of a world without Fatman. The lolis quit being raped and I continued to fuck bitches, one broad at a time. And it was so... boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Fatman spoiling everything, but who says he has all the fun? Let him be an awful FUCK. If he's around scaring little girls then I get laid more by all of them coming to me for 'protection' (or rather, a lackthereof) at once."

[22:02:12] Hextator: also fucked that one up

[22:02:16] Hextator: OOPS oh well

[22:04:19] Hextator: "Are you really trying to care about Fatman?"

"No..."

"No? Then why do you keep trying to get him to lose weight?"

"He's a monster...that we don't have a chance of surviving the gravity of without scum like you to piss him off and lead him away...however slowly."

"Yeah, you don't, man. You *really* don't!"

[22:04:32] Hextator: ;/

[22:04:41] B. Rose: http://gyazo.com/2a7eaba0fdfc62e67461db6b2c84b975

[22:06:15] Hextator: "I need a new suit."

"Yeah, you look hideous in that one."

"I'm not talking fashion, fucker, so much as function."

[hands him a diagram]

"You want to be able to shit your pants and have the poo be sucked away automatically."

"Sure would make backing out of the driveway easier."

[22:06:21] Hextator: didn't touch the last line; thought it worked fine

[22:07:52] Hextator: "How will it hold up against jealous fags?"

"We talking flamboyant or the kind you clean vaginas with? Should do fine against Josh."

[22:08:11] Trent: You're a genius.

[22:09:27] Super Dancing_Kitteh: herpderpuncle

[22:09:37] Hextator: "You look tired, Valter. You'll be all right without me?"

[looking at all the sunbathing girls, then the stain in his pants] "Can you tell me the Lolinese for 'apply your own bloody suntan lotion'?"

[22:10:33] Jake Whitaker: Fuck off, Celice

[22:10:50] Astra: lol

[22:10:58] Astra: dealwithit.gif

[22:11:26] Hextator: "What happened to Amelia wasn't chance. We decided to act! We three!"

"Then why was it me who was the only one who lost everything?"

"It wasn't."

"The Joshua chose ME!"

"Because you were the thinnest of us! Well, except Amelia. He wanted to prove that even someone as thin as you could be a fucking loser."

[bitter] "And he was right. >;{"

[22:11:48] Trent: XD

[22:12:37] Hextator: [The Joshua, to Fatman] "I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five big ass farts rip. Then, you sucked Innes's food off of his plate. Even to a guy like me, that's cold..."

[22:13:41] Hextator: "The bandit, in the forest in Narube, did you catch him?"

"Yes."

"How?"

"We had some spare lolis to tease him with."

[22:15:11] Hextator: "You either die a skinny fuck or live long enough to eat until you look like vanilla ice cream. I can do those things because I'm not a diabetic, like Innes. I ate those people. That's what I can be."

"No, you can't! You're too fat!"

"I'm whatever Magvel feeds into me."

[22:15:38] Trent: I'm going to get around to LPing FE8

[22:15:39] Trent: and this

[22:15:42] Trent: /this fucking line/

[22:15:47] Trent: is going to be the title for the episode with Gheb

[22:17:50] Trent: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=29259&view=findpost&p=1776107

Ohman Alex, someone calling you a prick on SF, super srs timez.

[22:18:48] Hextator: [about Josh's dumbass friend] "If I get him to you, can you get him to tell us some embarrassing shit about the Joshua?"

"I'll get him to scream."

"We're going to hafter torture the bastard. Things will get 'ugly'."

"I looked forward to the perks when I took this job, brochacho."

[turns back to Fatman]

"How are you going to do it? Any-?"

[Fatman has fallen asleep with his finger twisted in his belly button...maybe. It's to hard to tell.]

"He does that."

[22:19:20] Hextator: Trent that kid's a fucking tool

[22:19:24] Hextator: he sits around in the IRC and says stupid shit all day

[22:19:29] Trent: I know

[22:19:31] Hextator: don't care about him

[22:19:35] Trent: hence "super srs timez"

[22:20:19] Hextator: [to Joshua, after calling Amelia over] "Let her come!"

[The Joshua, holding Amelia close and licking her neck] "Very poor choice of words..."

[22:21:44] Super Dancing_Kitteh: you know it's super ses when they mispell "such"

[22:22:07 | Edited 22:22:27] Hextator: [Fatman slams The Joshua's head on a table]

"Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy."

[Fatman sits down on the Joshua's hand]

[The Joshua's hand is too squished for him to even feel it; he starts to faint] "See?"

[22:22:12] Trent: "to be suck a fucking prick"

[22:22:13] Trent: heeheehee

[22:22:20] Hextator: OH NO

[22:22:32 | Edited 22:22:33] Hextator: no one saw that >_>''

[22:24:01] Hextator: "Well, I guess no answer is a no."

"Innes..."

"It's someone else, isn't it?"

"Innes...!"

"Just tell me it's not Gheb, the guy's a complete fata-..."

[Gheb comes up behind him and grabs him in a chokehold]

"What are you doing?!"

[as Innes falls unconscious] "Seriously, fuck this little prick!"

[22:26:14 | Edited 22:26:52] Hextator: [looks at the large spot of cake on Gheb's shirt] "Did you maul a dessert table?!"

[quietly] "It was a birthday party."

"Huh?"

"It was a big party!"

[pause]

"More little girls last night, Valter, with short little skirts."

"Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?"

[22:26:20] Hextator: once again, didn't even have to edit the last line

[22:28:44] Hextator: "Will you be wanting the Fatpod, sir?"

"In the middle of the day, Valter? Not very subtle."

"The Lolicarriage, then."

[with feigned deadpan sarcasm and a large grin betraying it]

"Much more subtle."

[22:29:51] Hextator: The Joshua: "If you're good at something never do it for free. Wait sweetie, I didn't mean you!"

[22:30:50] Trent: http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=21305&view=findpost&p=1776118

Ilu Blazer

[22:30:56] Trent: I legitimately enjoyed this post

[22:31:06] Trent: he cut that tension like a fucking chainsaw through butter xD

[22:31:26] B. Rose: donottrythisathome.jpg

[22:32:21] Hextator: "You thought we could be hedonistic men, in an indecent time! You were wrong. The world is cruel to fat people, and the only morality in a cruel world is gambling. Unbiased, unprejudiced... fair. That said with your weight prablem and Valter's diabeetus, you've got about the same chance - 50/50."

[22:32:54] Hextator: also I think Blazer is gay for swordsalmon.

[22:34:06] Trent: I think I agree.

[22:34:14] Trent: I also think Swordsalmon is gay for easy hacks

[22:34:29] Hextator: [the Fatpod emerges from an alleyway]

The Joshua: Now there's a Fatman!

[22:36:05] Hextator: [Amelia discovers Innes's penis is actually two]

[smiling sardonically] "You make your own fuck..."

[22:36:08] Hextator: does that one work trent

[22:36:22] Trent: Gimme the original line

[22:36:26] Trent: and let me think

[22:36:31] B. Rose: "You make your own luck"

[22:36:51] B. Rose: Re: Harvey Dent's coin with heads on both sides

[22:36:59] Trent: Then yes it works

[22:37:13] Super Dancing_Kitteh: hahahah heads on both sides

[22:37:19] Trent: SNRK

[22:37:21] Trent: AHAHA XD

[22:37:39] B. Rose: oh u

[22:37:49] Super Dancing_Kitteh: :>

[22:38:35] Hextator: "Because sometimes the grease isn't good enough."

[insert cut: Valter does some Epic Meal Time shit with the champagne and chocolate dumplings from Amelia and pours it all over some little girls]

"Sometimes, people are served whores."

[22:38:52] Hextator: I completely butchered that one

[22:38:58] Hextator: just like gheb likes it

[22:39:29] Trent: My word.

[22:39:38] Super Dancing_Kitteh: I just died

[22:40:01] B. Rose: F*CAW* your lettuce

[22:40:34] Hextator: [Fatman, about his stolen prostitutes] "Where are they?"

[The Joshua, in response] "You have absolutely no fitness to threaten me with..."

[22:42:30] Hextator: [innes, being a fag] "Very well. Take the Fatman into custody."

[everyone at the country's conference looks confused]

"I am the Fatman."

[Gheb's trial resumes; no one gives a fuck about Innes]

[22:42:42] Hextator: Couldn't really do that one, had to throw on another line

[22:44:55] Hextator: [The Joshua is about to finish with the prostitute he stole from a nearby unconscious Fatman but the Fatman's advisor suddenly points a crossbow to his head] "Arrrgh! Could you *please* just give me a minute?"

[22:48:04] Hextator: and now I need to take a shower and get some fucking sleep.

[22:48:05] Hextator: Good night.

[22:48:10] Hextator: I leave you with one final gem

[22:48:11] Hextator: "Why so stout?"

[22:48:16 | Edited 22:48:19] Trent: Nighto you genius y-- Ahahaaaaa xD

[22:48:30] Hextator: "Seriously.

[22:48:33] Hextator: You fat FUCK.

[22:48:39] Hextator: Ugh, I think I just threw up a little"

~~~~~

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Edited December 2, 2011 by Obviam

[Ansem]

like your boyfriend

[Life]

A fucking plus.

I'm dying here.

[Aleph]

All life is dying. What else is new?

[Original Alear]

I'm just rightfully disgusted by adipose tissue!"

Q_Q_Q