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Implying I'm not in college

Ahahahahahahahahah

I have no intention of doing such things, nor do I have any desire for another female. If other chicks wanna do it, I don't give a shit, but if they (or anyone that's not Furet for that matters) try to kiss me they're as good as dead.

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Implying I'm not in college

Ahahahahahahahahah

I have no intention of doing such things, nor do I have any desire for another female. If other chicks wanna do it, I don't give a shit, but if they (or anyone that's not Furet for that matters) try to kiss me they're as good as dead.

didn't realize you were in denial. sorry for being insensitive :(:

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Don't think you'd want a man so much manlier than you anyway.

Also long been taken in case it wasn't so glaringly obvious already

Ah, the "I have an invisible boyfriend" retort. Classic.

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*Elibe's titties

They feel good man

Yeah, shame about the whole 'fictional universe' aspect

Or alternatively, the 'you'll die a virgin' aspect. Either works.

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Yeah, shame about the whole 'fictional universe' aspect

Or alternatively, the 'you'll die a virgin' aspect. Either works.

Yeah man, you got me. Too bad I can't be an invisible boyfriend like yourself.

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Yeah man, you got me. Too bad I can't be an invisible boyfriend like yourself.

Man, I wish I was an invisible boyfriend. I should ask you for help on that front. You have about eight of them, so I figure you'd be an expert on the subject.

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Aw, I expected a petty, pathetic retort! What am I supposed to do now?

You're meant to act as my foil and set up my lines. And you were doing so WELL up until now!

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