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My mother is being annoying


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She just doesn't stop texting with her Blackberry...

My body is made out of swords.

My blood is of iron, and my heart of glass.

I have survived countless battles.

Not even once have I retreated,

Not even once have I been understood.

I was always alone, intoxicated with victory on the hill of swords.

And thus, my life has no meaning.

Certainly, this body was made out of swords.

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omg like I know rite? my mother is like such a huge dick like she's totally all like typing on her phone instead of doing what I want her to be doing? wow what a huge dick it's like what has the world become like I lost my mother wow I am motherless.

Heehee, that gave me a good laugh XD

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My body is made out of swords.

My blood is of iron, and my heart of glass.

I have survived countless battles.

Not even once have I retreated,

Not even once have I been understood.

I was always alone, intoxicated with victory on the hill of swords.

And thus, my life has no meaning.

Certainly, this body was made out of swords.

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My body is made out of swords.

My blood is of iron, and my heart of glass.

I have survived countless battles.

Not even once have I retreated,

Not even once have I been understood.

I was always alone, intoxicated with victory on the hill of swords.

And thus, my life has no meaning.

Certainly, this body was made out of swords.

Were you forged in the heat of battle?

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