Icon of Sin Posted July 11, 2012 Share Posted July 11, 2012 Who's that gentleman with that Silk Scarf? He impresses the ladies with his fashion sense and his aura oozes manliness. He even intimidates the competition with his sheer will alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted October 4, 2012 Author Share Posted October 4, 2012 It's been a long time since I last updated, you'd probably thought I'd decided to drop this thing or something. I've just been busy enjoying my free time since finishing University, holidays, working on my Silver Blade hack, spending time with the other 49%, all that jazz. Without further ado, Part 13. Part 13: Rival Charles is a cover-blowing shitting dick nipple. Seriously what a dick. So apparently shit's a-brewin' in good ol' Goldenrod Radio Tower. Let's Fly, Freohr! Turn on the radio and this is how it goes. Someone's gonna have to put a stop to that... Everything's left to me since Johto Police is still so focused on finding a red-haired thieving kid. It's a city you dimfuck. However, your criminal ass should be in the local jail. Lance's Dragonite was pretty rough with you guys, wasn't it. How many made it out of the Mahogany hideout? Oh shit he put me into a Rocket suit. What's the reason for this? Stop that. It's unhygienic. It's pointless explaining to all the innocents that I'm not really a Rocket member. Well I've got him fooled. I wonder if they'll let me wander straight to wherever the boss or whoever is so I can end this shit as soon as possible. Hah, bitch got told. She wouldn't be able to get very far with her team as it is, anyway. I can almost imagine receiving an encouraging pat on the back from this guy. This right here is a fine example of discrimination. As you can see, it's not very nice to be discriminated against. Don't do it, kids. No I'm a Rocket, can't you tell? ... Rocket Raven. Damn that's catchy. Since I'm here, let's get some shopping done. For my dear Songbird. Hey ho you be mistaking me for some other Rocket 'cos I ain't been 'round these parts in these threads before. Hah. I suspect that he would've stopped me had I not been wearing Rocket threads. Fuck off Charles, you're not needed. Getting the fuck out of there before he recognises me. This guy's got something against Team Rocket too. Shame we're not on the same team here. No. I've seen potatoes brighter than you, moron. No fucking shit. I'm undercover! Now fuck the fuck off! So after defeating this Rocket, he runs off to get the rest of the Rockets in the tower riled up for me. Thanks, Charles. Go. Away. Moron. Give me a date, time and location and I'll be there to watch. Should be a laugh. K bro, I'll be waiting. Honest. ANYWAY Amusement's my middle name! Prepare for a jolly good ass kicking! Why are you... What a patronising fuck. I believe he had a team of five Rattatas. All 1HKO'd. Serious business here, folks. That includes being condescending fucks who train a team of five fucking Rattatas. I'm all over that shit, girl. Thank me later. He probably spent days thinking up that rhyme. Remember the songs that would come on after some episodes of Pokemon? One line from one particular song I always remember is "Good luck with Muk and his Poison Gas, make one wrong move and it'll kick your ass", and I was 11 and like "holy shit they said ass on a kid's show awesome". Yeah fuck you, Mini Muk. Kinky. Damn now I'm all wet. Aaaand it's just another Rattata. You're not crushing even a fruit with that thing, man. How anti-climatic. I'm on my way to destroy the company that pays those very wages. Don't be hating, now. Those battles where a Pokemon that can't take down the enemy's leading Pokemon is leading. Rock Smash away, Bizz. This happened three fucking times in a row. The other Magnemite was finally KO'd, but this new one's got a potentially lethal attack. But Bizz pulled through the paralysis and took it down, gaining a level, and denying Rock Tomb a place in her attack roster like a baws. Switched to Integ for the remainder of the Magnemites because fuck Thunder Wave. Next part will include the saving of the Radio Tower Director, and a video featuring the battle against Rival Charles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 The following part has been lying dormant on my Photobucket for months, and I've been meaning to update this for a long time but I've always found other things to do. But no more. Part 14: The Beginning of Team Rocket's End and a Battle with Rival Charles You mean, Stupid Sexy Proton? 1HKO. Am I OP or is this guy severely handicapped? Or maybe both. No contest here. Flyin' all 'round. What is this obsession with Proton? It isn't healthy. It feels great defeating Rocket Minion after Rocket Minion. Catch my drift bro? You will. Ooh, a step up from your average Grunt here. Dio's not getting out of this unscathed. Ah. Well what's a rocket base without a few locked doors, hm? Good on them for keeping up this trend of theirs for so long. Obligatory "everyone's reached Lv30" screenshot." Of course! The owner of the whole building is bound to have keys for every door here. Sweep. So we finally reach/save the Director, hurrah! Nice to see no Rockets around for a change... ..And this might explain why. Traitor? Neigh, an imposter! Gah, it is none other than Petrel, previously our Giovanni imposter. I think it's time to put the final figurative nail in this guy's figurative coffin. I'm always serious. No joke. Too late, Snake! Now die! Just because my Pokemon KO'd all your Pokemon, that doesn't really mean you're obligated to tell me anything. Villains are so fucking dopey. So yeah, underground path, locked door. I like how poisoning no longer KOs your Pokemon. No shit lady, half of them have already been taken care of. Now go home. Just get the fuck out before I kick you for attempting to troll me. Hah, shame I got my hands on this key, eh? Ooh. A threat. But by now we should all know Team Rocket can not live up to anything they say. Start looking for a new job now man, you're gonna be unemployed once I'm through with you all. And just as I head on to face the next Rocket in line for an asskicking... Rival Charles makes a spectacular entry. Beginning to consider all that shit about love and trust towards Pokemon, he runs off. Until next time. I'll try to make this a more regular thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Some of these screenies are the size of peas. /i approve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 Some of these screenies are the size of peas. /i approve Yeah that happens when an image is too long on Photobucket for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted February 10, 2013 Share Posted February 10, 2013 I like how poisoning no longer KOs your Pokemon. Wait.... Wait..! Omg!! It doesn't???? =O I never gave myself the chance to find out x3 I just always healed any poisoning my team got~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) Remember the songs that would come on after some episodes of Pokemon? One line from one particular song I always remember is "Good luck with Muk and his Poison Gas, make one wrong move and it'll kick your ass", and I was 11 and like "holy shit they said ass on a kid's show awesome". I think the song was something like, "Good luck with Muk and his Poison Gas. Make one wrong move, and it'll kick your grass." Sounds like something else, though, I know. Edited February 17, 2013 by fireemblemfan4ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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